Aunt: "why you let your kids text at the table?"
Me: "how your man working late with no job?"
Just wanna wish everyone a happy thanksgiving from your boy 💯😁 @aestheticrevolution
when you're arguing with bae and he hits you with the "baby girl...."
"Let the kids eat first"
Me: Fuck that
I am too nasty to be at this theater
When your homie jokes "glad you got rid of your girl" but you actually miss her
Checking facebook and seeing someone from high school pregnant
When everyone finally leaves the house and I can spend some quality time with bae
Good morning gonna change the hair up🤔
Vegas got us this time @jamilletteg
Macy's employees be like...wanna try this perfume?!
When you're having a great weekend and monday run up on you like...
When you're taking a while to order, and hear the person behind you in line say "omg" under their breath
When yo mom yelling at u for something you didn't do and u waiting for her to finish so you can roast her with facts
"Nah, me and Michelle don't talk no more"
When Michelle start wearing less & going out more
When ur mom wakes u up early af and starts telling u all the things u have to do