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#QuestionsIWishICouldGoogle where are my favorite shoes at? They've been missing for months. Lol
I have resepect for your lady.... But now I take it all back.
Love at first sight???.... na! More like lust at first sight.
Just because you pour sprinkles on stuff doesn't make them cupcakes!
I remember when I had a twitter problem. #goodtimes
Sometimes I get the urge to text you, but then I hear fat Amy in the back of my mind saying "mmmm, better not".
What's short dark and delicious? ......... -chocolate syrup #yummers
Suck it up buttercup!
Whoa..... the voice in my head has a potty mouth today! #$%@*
Having a great hair day, just waiting for the wind to fuck it up. #OfCourse
I don't work on fridays, I make appearances. #lazymode
It takes 46 muscles to frown,but only 4 to flip them the bird. ;)
Said shut your face you oops baby!, then I was like fuck so am I. Lol #stoops
Shoutout to all the people who are on twitter instead of working. Lol #notjudging
#BestLieEver don't call me, I'll call you! #Buahaha
#BestLieEver na, for real this time I'm not going to eat the ENTIRE pizza!!
#BestLieEver I'm never drinking that much again!!!! #weekendproblems
I am convinced that different people awaken different beasts in you.
Gossiping about your "friend".... Ya maybe y'all shouldn't call eachother "friends" anymore....
There comes a time in your life when you must realize if they gossip about everyone to you, then they're gossiping about you too!!
I often laugh at extremely inappropriate times.Not because Im nervous or anything.....mainly because I think inappropriate things are funny.