I don't know about you, but people make me want to say bad words today!!
Foam run? Color run? Mud run?? Na how about we stick to beer store runs?
*in a car*
Lol at the running part!
Just relax and except the crazy! Lol
Well now that i did my yoga poses to calm the fuck down, i can enjoy the rest of the night! :) :(
I'm not even mad i'm not even going to break anything today! Turning over a new leaf. But dam!
How can they all be hurt come on!
Hell ya that's what i'm talking about #CowboysNation
Whateva commentators we'll prove you wrong! #CowboysNation
I'm like 60% sure i'm psychic! Lol
I'm going to be pretty annoying now, since its almost game time so i apologize!
Out of the way,world.
I've got my sassy pants on today!
Fucken shit! really?? #PHIvsGB
wow already a crazy game
Although i can still party like a fucking rock star, it would appear that i can't recover like one. Hmmm
but anyways ya i'm doing nothing but eating & watching football! The American dream bitches! Oh its not? Ya ya wateva
If Ryan Gosling did a kissing booth for charity i'm pretty sure we would end world hunger!
Am i right ladies?
Bitches be trippin.....
Okay maybe i pushed that one! :)
If you really loved me you would eat more than me!! Lol
Just ordered some pizza hut! Why the heck did no one tell me they stopped delivering at 1 am !! Why???
I gotta say i really miss @MISTRE353
being on twitter, now who am going to pick on lol
Dang pretty girls everywhere today lol not even going to lie!
I might have had to much caffeine, i feel like i can do a million things at once!
Except make you a sandwich! Ha
I said i was going to have a great weekend and that's what i intend on doing. ;)
The short answer is "no".
The long answer is "fuck no" :)
His snoring annoyes me so much i'm about to get the air horn!
We're total fucking badasses!!!
Remember you're only young once!
But you can be immature forever. :)
when work feels overwhelming, remember you're going to die! lol
I thought of you today and it pissed me off. #girlproblems
That moment when your trying to avoid someone and then he goes "hey giiirl i see you ducken!" lol sob!
Me bitter?? Naaa more like hungry!
There may be 2 sides to every story but you're still a douche in both of them! #blah #blah #blah
my food is over.
Out of all the lies i've told "just kidding" is my favorite. ;)
Is it weird that i'm this excited over burger king? i just haven't had it in soooooooo long! #mariproblems
You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake! :)
So if i buy cupcakes without sprinkles can i say i'm dieting? Ha
I swear my conversation with my friend always goes the same! I say what are you doing? And then she curses me out and says who are you? hmmm
friend-Put your party panties on bitch, we're going out tonight!!
Me-but i already put on my cartoon pajamas & took my bra off, so uh no.
i love ketchup, I put ketchup on my ketchup!!!!!
You are a fudge face! Hehe
If the was one thing you could tell your boss without them getting mad what would it be??
Here's a list of all the reasons why i love my job!
5. I get cupcakes every Friday.
I am such a fool all day i thought it was wednesday! Smh