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I'm not going to lie the first time i saw this i cried like a baby! 🍼
Good morning pretty people! Looks like a good to bbq.
I have the biggest sweet tooth ever! On my 2nd ice cream sandwich. 😍
Just feel lost without any Twinkies in my house... lol
A torta sounds so good right now or pizza or donuts....man everything 😢
Decided I need Friday off, I believe I'm going to be sick that day 😬 lol
About to make tamales, cooking did always put me in a good mood 👌
You gonna make me buy bottles for Charlamagne....
Maybe i need some waffles and eggs lol
What i should have done is poured some vodka in this juice...😉.....💃
Being a potty mouth today, i catch myself saying fuck off a lot! 😬
Screenshots are the devil!! Lol
I hate when it says this quote isn't available. Lol why did you delete it?!😅
So on a more important note what game are y'all going to this year #CowboysNation
??? I'm leaning towards Nov.1st
Cake is always a option!🎂#lunch
Tomorrow i might wake up early and go running.
I also might wake up and win the lottery.
The odds are about the same...
No sleep no problem that's what concealer is for! 😎
Feeling pretty rich, i think I'll eat two ramen noodle soups today! #lol
Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how i react to it! 😬
Describe yourself in one word...
Um.... A #Hotmess
Vacation over? ...noooo, i wasn't ready😢
It's a @pizzahut
kinda day! 😍🍕�#OhSoCheesy
You ever fall asleep standing up? Lol damn
I Have champagne and orange juice in the fridge. The breakfast of champions! #mimosa
I'm so sunburned this shit isn't even funny! #ouch
Having to go buy a new phone cause you broke yours on purpose.... #LoserMode #MoneyDownTheDrain #smh
Just waking up, man my body needed it. Thank you vegas!! 😊
It's been fun vegas but 5 days was enough 😴😴🙅✈
The city that never sleeps! 😆
Where is my burrito?!! Starving over here!!😢
Officially on vacation! 💃
right now 🙌🙅😆😄🏉
Goodnight pretty people 😴😪
I'm hoping tomorrow morning the deal will be done! #PayDez #Cowboysnation
Me everywhere we go - i hope it's on sale 😅💸
I'm so sleepy this isn't even funny! 😴
I wish i lived by a 7-eleven 😳#slurpee
For some reason gin and juice sounds like a good idea.... but it's probably not! 😉
I'll take 4 rather than 10 on this any day! #Cowboysnation #hardy #kraken
Wtf who forgets all their groceries in the car?? Lmao one of those days!
I remember when i use to bitch about my mom calling too much, and now i cant even get her to respond to my texts! 😂😭
-You can't buy my love with a cookie!
What about 10 cookies?
-.............show them to me.
Almost let it get to me, but then i was like do i really care?? Nope #StayingPositive
A guy sagging skinny jeans lmao 👎
Sorry I'm late i didn't want to come...