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Watching #Armageddon I'm not going to lie the first time i saw this i cried like a baby! 🍼
Dan Bailey πŸ‘Œ
Good morning pretty people! Looks like a good to bbq.
I have the biggest sweet tooth ever! On my 2nd ice cream sandwich. 😍
Just feel lost without any Twinkies in my house... lol
A torta sounds so good right now or pizza or everything 😒
Decided I need Friday off, I believe I'm going to be sick that day 😬 lol
About to make tamales, cooking did always put me in a good mood πŸ‘Œ
You gonna make me buy bottles for Charlamagne....
Maybe i need some waffles and eggs lol
What i should have done is poured some vodka in this juice...πŸ˜‰.....πŸ’ƒ
Being a potty mouth today, i catch myself saying fuck off a lot! 😬
Screenshots are the devil!! Lol
I hate when it says this quote isn't available. Lol why did you delete it?!πŸ˜…
So on a more important note what game are y'all going to this year #CowboysNation??? I'm leaning towards Nov.1st
Cake is always a option!πŸŽ‚#lunchh
Tomorrow i might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same...
No sleep no problem that's what concealer is for! 😎
Feeling pretty rich, i think I'll eat two ramen noodle soups today! #lol πŸ˜‚
Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how i react to it! 😬
Describe yourself in one word... Um.... A #Hotmess
Vacation over? ...noooo, i wasn't ready😒
It's a @pizzahut kinda day! πŸ˜πŸ•οΏ½#OhSoCheesyeesy
You ever fall asleep standing up? Lol damn
I Have champagne and orange juice in the fridge. The breakfast of champions! #mimosa πŸ˜…πŸΈ
I'm so sunburned this shit isn't even funny! #ouch 😭
Having to go buy a new phone cause you broke yours on purpose.... #LoserMode #MoneyDownTheDrain #smh πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ
Just waking up, man my body needed it. Thank you vegas!! 😊
It's been fun vegas but 5 days was enough πŸ˜΄πŸ˜΄πŸ™…βœˆ
The city that never sleeps! πŸ˜†
Where is my burrito?!! Starving over here!!😒
Officially on vacation! πŸ’ƒ
#Cowboysnation right now πŸ™ŒπŸ™…πŸ˜†πŸ˜„πŸ‰
Goodnight pretty people 😴πŸ˜ͺ
I'm hoping tomorrow morning the deal will be done! #PayDez #Cowboysnation πŸ˜΄πŸ’ΈπŸ’΅
Me everywhere we go - i hope it's on sale πŸ˜…πŸ’Έ
I'm so sleepy this isn't even funny! 😴
I wish i lived by a 7-eleven 😳#slurpeee
For some reason gin and juice sounds like a good idea.... but it's probably not! πŸ˜‰
I'll take 4 rather than 10 on this any day! #Cowboysnation #hardy #kraken
Wtf who forgets all their groceries in the car?? Lmao one of those days!
I remember when i use to bitch about my mom calling too much, and now i cant even get her to respond to my texts! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
-You can't buy my love with a cookie! What about 10 cookies? them to me.
Almost let it get to me, but then i was like do i really care?? Nope #StayingPositive
A guy sagging skinny jeans lmao πŸ‘Ž
Sorry I'm late i didn't want to come...
Damn Jared damn....

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