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Oscar (:
I'm happy to say I'm going home to Texas and will be a Spur!! I'm excited to join the team and be close to my family and friends.
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My neighbor bought a brand new Audi R8.. Wtf you could've bought a Lambo.. And he complains that he gets no bitches.. You could've had some.
I cancelled my WiFi. I don't know if im either drunk, high or just crazy. I don't go to college til August 20th. Tf am I gonna do with life?
Need something to do today..
That awkward moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, "act natural, you're innocent."
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RT if you're going to be pissed if you have all girls and no son.
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Soo fu€k!ng klose mane! Look at how I look at the board when it roll away! Ha!! Too mad. Ima get it tho woop2dasquad
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I've lost weight ever since I began my job as a security guard 😊
Fuck it. Guess I'll have to invest it. That future lambo will make it all worth it tho.
Really just wanna buy the mustang I've been wanting. But I feel like it'd be wiser to invest the money.
I hope the person who hit my car goes to hell. Lucky I wasn't there to beat a niqqas ass up
Just got to repaint the scratches
I finally fixed the dent on my car. Ain't no way I'm working and earning money just to pay for someone to do it. Hell nah niqqa
The amount of people who mix up β€œto” and β€œtoo” is amazing two me.
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How to be happy: 1. Get alcohol 2. Drink alcohol 3. Order pizza
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If we ain't together, don't worry about what I'm doing.
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There's literally 4 movies on why this is a terrible idea
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What a slap in the face to all our troops putting their lives on the line everyday for us.
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Damn girl I ain't Allstate but that ass about to be in good hands.
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If there was an award for laziness, I'd probably send someone to pick it up for me.
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