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Don't change so people will like you. Just be yourself and the right people will love the real you. #TrueStory
We like listening to songs that match our emotional states as they help validate our feelings.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
Idk my relationship with my siblings is either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “dont even breathe in my direction” there's no in between
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Me: "For Christmas I want a Girlfriend."
Santa: "Let's be realistic."
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Scientists have just discovered that bitches, do in fact, be trippin...
Are you mad? Stay mad, because I don't give a fuck.
Steven Gerrard all praise for ‘new’ Carragher bit.ly/1iO8y6z #lfc
There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.
[MEDIA] Premier League Team of the Week: Aguero & Navas star after demolition of Tottenham: bit.ly/IjoyzJ #lfc
If stress was a drug, I would be high as hell.
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A woman can be born with two vaginas.
About 75% of all the world's tornadoes occur in the U.S.
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Dear Kindergarten children,
If you don't like nap time, please give it to us.
If you want to create an instant link with a date, say his or her name at least twice in the conversation.
yeah one for you and one for me
hahahahahaha just seen your avatar photo. :-P
That is pretty fecking cool. :-)
Then realizes it's not the 70's.
Nor do I have a partner!
***Looks frantically through the phone directory for relate marriage guidance***
People who hold their cell phones in their right hand are left-brain dominant, and vice-versa.
Couples were often given ecstasy during marriage counseling in the 1970’s to help strengthen communication.
Tip: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room in which its located
winners focus on winning... losers focus on winners
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Parrots are able to dance and move in time music - This is most likely connected with their ability to mimic and speak.
Your dreams contain hidden clues to your future. 52% of what you dream can possibly become reality.
can i please have a shoutout ?please ?
Nothing hurts more than an unfollow from someone who you know personally
Why stress over something you can't change
The less you worry, the less complicated life becomes.
The Japanese are the longest living people in the world. What do they eat? trib.al/ZDSbJb5 #longevity #diet
Scientists found that LSD cures alcohol addictions.
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thank you so much! :)
Studies show that the average dog has the same intelligence as a 2-year-old child - They can understand up to 250 words and motions.
I have no problem with cutting people off.. less bullshit for me to deal with.
I still have feelings for you & no matter how many times I tell myself that I'm better off without you, a part of me just won't let go.