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I thing..Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers!
What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man? Nothing. They both think they know everything.
To do list: 1. Buy a sword 2. Name it Kindness 3. Kill people with Kindness
I wasn't going to download the song "Thrift Shop"... But I have only 99 cents!
Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am girl
The big fat cat sat on the rat.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
The two twenty two train tore through the tunnel.
The cheeky Chief Chef Chicken chatted to the Second Chef Chicken as he cooked.
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa ?
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can ?
Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.
I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!"
A canner exceedingly canny, One morning remarked to his granny, A canner can can anything that he can, But a canner can't can a can. Can he?
I'm not the fig plucker, Nor the fig pluckers' son, But I'll pluck figs Till the fig plucker comes.
I wish to wish the wish you wish but if you wish the witch wishes i wont wish the wish you wish to wish.
I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants Because the pheasant plucker's late.
Sarah, Sarah, sits in her Chevy; When she shifts she sips her Schlitz, and when she sips her Schlitz she shifts.
The Leith police dismisseth thee, The Leith police dismisseth us.
Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why?
I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.