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I thing..Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers!
What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man? Nothing. They both think they know everything.
To do list: 1. Buy a sword 2. Name it Kindness 3. Kill people with Kindness
I wasn't going to download the song "Thrift Shop"... But I have only 99 cents!
Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am girl
The big fat cat sat on the rat.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
The two twenty two train tore through the tunnel.
The cheeky Chief Chef Chicken chatted to the Second Chef Chicken as he cooked.
She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa ?
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can ?
Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.
I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!"
A canner exceedingly canny, One morning remarked to his granny, A canner can can anything that he can, But a canner can't can a can. Can he?
I'm not the fig plucker, Nor the fig pluckers' son, But I'll pluck figs Till the fig plucker comes.
I wish to wish the wish you wish but if you wish the witch wishes i wont wish the wish you wish to wish.
I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants Because the pheasant plucker's late.
Sarah, Sarah, sits in her Chevy; When she shifts she sips her Schlitz, and when she sips her Schlitz she shifts.
The Leith police dismisseth thee, The Leith police dismisseth us.
Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why?
I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
I thought a thought, but the thought I thought was not the thought I thought I thought.
Piqued by Piper's pepper pick in pickle pots, I peeked at Peter's pickled pepper peck in lots, Peaked in piles by Mrs. Piper, Pepper Potts.
I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I? You couldn't, unless you could, could you ?
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
Lesser weather never weathered lesser wetter weather.
Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.
Old Mr. Hunt had a cuddy punt Not a cuddy punt but a hunt punt cuddy.
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
Moses supposes his toeses are roses, But Moses supposes erroneously; For nobody's toeses are posies of roses As Moses supposes his toeses to
Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks
I can think of six thin things and of six thick things too.
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
John, where Peter had had ""had had"", had had ""had""; ""had had"" had had his master's approval.
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
One-One was a racehorse. Two-Two was one, too. When One-One won one race, Two-Two won one, too.
Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
She sells seashells on the seashore.
Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit ?
A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.
A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thunk the skunk stunk. The skunk thunk the stump stunk.
I'm a sheet-slitter I slit sheets I'm the slickest little sheet-slitter That ever slit sheets.