Why am I going to work right now who eats Olive Garden for breakfast
Madelyn from Olive Garden
Do I get anything out of it? twitter.com/baseddilly/sta…
I'm confused what's happening here? Your penis is violently large twitter.com/tonywvrd/statu…
I miss soccer more than anything but now I'm an adult with a full time job and have to start doing adult things which isn't soccer
If alcohol was infused with helium, it would give me all the more reason to be an alcoholic
I wonder what Robert Plant is doing right now
I love my cat more than 98% of people so if you fall in that 2% you win
It's a circle patch on his shorts dumbass, zoom in lol twitter.com/meninisttweet/…
Freshly caught from my backyard an hour ago #dointhepuyallup
I woke up with so much energy, I wanna be at the track again 😩
when I follow girls on Twitter
I was accidentally fishtail in my truck on the freeway entrance last night 😳
Nic and CJ are bringing me ice cream I love my life
I'm not hungry but my body is like "order 10 pizzas and eat a gallon of ice cream"
I get it, girls were not born hairless. But how tf are you waking around here looking like sasquatch? Love yourself, groom yourself.
The smell of race gas is in my nostril
When I'm on my OWN time and money I'm putting my all into moto, riding every couple of months bc of my dad isn't cutting it for me.
SOS I need a girl friend to come over and eat junk food with me and watch conspiracy documentaries
I fucking wish I was rich and could moto every weekend
I'm so disappointed with how I rode today, I've been out of the game too long 😅
My great grandma is 89 and will steal your man honey
You don't know fun until you down multiple jäger bombs with your cousins 😂