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Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, G Eazy, Mickey Avalon and Dirt Nasty concerts all within 2 months of each other? I'm gonna be a busy girl 😂
Uncle: "I see you still don't have a boyfriend" Me: "Because I get more pussy than you" #ThanksgivingClapBack
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10 hour work day!!! So excited!!! Can't wait!!! I love my job!!!!
Ordering things online is like sending gifts to yourself
I'm actually so pissed I don't have a date to zoo lights now that shit looks fucking bananas
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I get to sleep in 3 hours tomorrow
If I don't go to zoo lights this year I'm moving out to live with the Grinch
Get in the holiday spirit Drink egg nog Listen to Christmas music Suck his dick under the mistletoe Bake cookies shaped like Santa
I just spent $80 on panties now I have nothing lol
I used to have a bomb ass body but now I'm a chubby marshmallow
Friend: OMG my boyfriend just- Me: Dump him Friend: No he did something good Me: Suck his dick
How do you pay for the person behind you? How do you know what they ordered? So many questions…
I wish I could beeeeeee the one The one who won't carrrrre at all When time soaked with blood turns its back I know it's hard to faaaaall
There's a reason bitches love tall guys omfg
I'm so chubby

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