Even though it was rainy at aly this trip was pretty sweet. @austin_coxx @NickRussell_ @KeyanKincade
Hate hearing "all guys are the same" got damn all woman do is curve guys then complain about not having one.. SMH all woman the same
Shit! Set your date to January 1, 1970 and reboot it on the iPhone. This is dope!
90% of dudes haircuts these days look like this
Tourettes - Enabling white people to be sneakily racist since 1924.
Lost my key to the car, just great.
Niggas was on some coon shit back in the day on vine vine.co/v/hALnhzrHpV5
part 18 lil coons in the making vine.co/v/M1xMYqwzxq0
part 23 can't forget the god of coons vine.co/v/OvvBqqWYirp
part 25 A better version on number 12 vine.co/v/Od5zpw1AITD
Yeeeup saying shit to me and when I say shit back I'm the bad one. Holy fuck life is a fucking joke.
Let's be successful together.
My wife said, "If you ever won the Powerball, would you divorce me?"
I replied, "Of course not, I'd be able to afford a hitman."
You know you're in love when you start wearing condoms with the other girls.
9 out of 10 men keep their eyes closed while making love.
I have to keep mine open.
I need to keep a look out for the wife.
Why don't women know how to ski?
Because it doesn't snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Guys, it is NEVER appropriate to tell your girlfriend when you are about to cum.
Actions speak louder than words.
What's the difference between my wife and my dog?
Animals have rights.
My new GF left me after one date just cuz the table I reserved was too close to the bathroom.
She wouldn't even stay to finish her Big Mac
Surprising me with food😊 girlfriends are good for something@bri_anna_rs
Ugly girls are like prime numbers - nothing will go into them except themselves.
when you regret having kids vine.co/v/eYhbgIHEKQJ
But that's a map of the United States photoshopped on a pic of the moon...
Would you go here with me? 😉k
We should visit here soon! 😭X
Time for some mother fucking rainbowsix
Work is such a fucking bitch
Making some e juice. Getting the recipes right then gonna sell.