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@VineForTheBird: The real meaning of life vine.co/v/OJ1wmgnwiZO”😂😂😂
school nurses be like "come back if it's still hurting after lunch" pic.twitter.com/TeVZxjiwMc
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don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45030194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:27PM on 23/04/2008
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Well I didn't expect that. RT this please I need an sti pic.twitter.com/BSu5Esn1P4
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Damn we are such assholes to each other
Ever listen to a song and make you think of good snowboarding memories?
Just downloaded some new music for snowboarding this season...it's kesha music😏😎
Can school be over with sooner, want to go on that road trip
@ughnotfunnny: Tha fault in yo hood 👌pic.twitter.com/utjngxoAIll”😂😂
@TWSNOW: These boys built the best backyard set-up ever. VIDEO - oak.ctx.ly/r/1z8mm pic.twitter.com/5w4jfkly80@austin_coxx @NickRussell_
Lawless is on a roll again with the ladies😂�pic.twitter.com/Xn1oTLwxXyXy
@Guys_Codes: If you ever feel bad about yourself... pic.twitter.com/LHnbhUYzBO”😂😂😂😂
Just want birch to be open so bad😩
There was no earth quake because I felt nothing
My girlfriend told me to see things from a woman's point of view... so I looked out of the kitchen's window
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@TooSexist: I was shocked when I realized "woman" spelt backwards is "kitchen".” Sorry but this is funny😂😂
Statistically... 1 in 10 Mexicans are in Mexico
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Why don't black people get sunburnt? Because prisons are indoors
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How do you kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up the van.
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Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him the gas bill.
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Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.
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@TheFunnyRacist: Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys.”😂😂
Why is sperm white? 'Cause if it was black it wouldn't be able to swim.
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What's white and covers the streets first thing in the morning? Employed people.
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How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? Ten, two in the front, two in the back and six in the ashtray.
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I'm fed up of all this racism. I think we should all come together & unite as one...blacks, whites, Asians...and gang up on the Arabs
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A black man and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the black man never makes it, he's stopped by the rope.
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Why are black people hard to see at night? Because prisons don’t allow visitors after dark.
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What starts with 'S' ends in 'ex' and gives Muslims an erection? Semtex.
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06 or 08 1500 Silverado??
Arabs are starting to really fuck with us 😂😂vine.co/v/OKQiULeWgeZMsb
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Let's just send Ebola to combat ISIS, problem solved.
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What do you call a black man who stays with his family? Disabled.
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