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Luke Ferree
Laughing at the fact that the JZ was my main subway line my first year in New York, and I still think the Z train is a myth...
@leslie_martin_: GUESS WHO IS ON HER WAY TO VEGAS OOOOO KILLLLEMMM” save me from King's, take me with youuu 😩
9:43 AM 🕘 Good morning, FiDi 😴
I love you like XO @channy_ross where you at ❌⭕️
@NeNeLeakes: Have u heard I'm headed to BROADWAY! Check it out here 👉bit.ly/1qdINSbq 💃💃” I have to see you on Broadway 😩😍
And in a completely overt (borderline excessive) manner too.
Someone just simultaneously hit on me and my female barista... Oh, New York.
Me when someone stands in front of me on the bus: please don't fall on me.
#neverforget 🇺🇸
Come check out my #Twenty20 gallery. Browse & buy my artwork. twenty20.com/lukef12?ref=pr… via @Twenty20app
New York City you are smelly and dirty and exhausting and frustrating but I love you so much.
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Night adventure ☺️
A random man greeted me with "Salam-alaikum," and I just feel really Bangladeshi right now.
The barista just made someone a "venti ice" instead of a "venti iced coffee"... 😳
"(That class) is like basic science + basic algebra + basic God." --@lukeF12 RE: Scientific Reasoning 😂
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Gracias, Apple... Gracias por recordarme que soy pobre.
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Perez Hilton always makes eye contact with me too. He probably thinks I'm stalking him at this point, but I think he's stalking me tbh...
... But when will I actually see a celebrity I like? 😒
Just saw Perez Hilton AGAIN, on Broadway by the Lincoln Center.
@MissRedKisss: What’s the difference between america and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture” 😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈
It is 73° here, and there are people walking around in winter coats. 😂🙈
"There is something in the New York air that makes sleep useless." — Simone Beauvoir
The N, F and L trains are experiencing delays due to busily ignoring a violence problem.
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Sunday Colors 🎨
@lauren_kilburn: @lukeF12 to bad you couldn't do a repeat this yr” I would but I don't have a partner in crime 😩@channy_rosss
@MattBellassai: Just landed in LA. Please tell the paparazzi to be respectful while I exit the airport.” 📷✨
It's New York Fashion Week, so I'm obligated to tweet about how @channy_ross and I got into MFBW like the VIPs we are (on the inside.) 😚👔👗
Lights ⚪️⚫️
Handwritten letters from my best friends keep me sane 😅
As a general rule, please don't touch me unless you're one of my best friends 🙅
I really hate when touchy-feely people who I don't know well make me hug them, like there are very few people I want to hug in life 😭
Got my first ever pumpkin spiced latte-does this make me a real white girl?! 🎃🌲
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Naomi Campbell walk-ing down Wall Street to Get Me Bodied @Beyonce 😭🙌
It's 9AM, and the 1 train smells like fried chicken and coffee...
Gender equality not only liberates women but also men from prescribed gender stereotypes. #heforshe
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Flatiron with @jc11s
A NYFW girl is on the bus next to me, and she has a giant fake diamond protruding from her iPhone #wut
Joan Rivers, you fierce bitch. Everybody should wrap themselves in feather boas in her honor.
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*avoids eye contact and bops to Beyoncé*
There's a man on this bus trying to talk to me, but he doesn't realize I can't hear him over Beyoncé