Surveys show that 78.4% of parents of obese kids don't think their kids' weight is unhealthy.
Worth remembering that Labour's plan to get PL to increase % of PL cash to grassroots footy died yesterday
Boateng had 4 simultaneous heart attacks vine.co/v/eZFvbIHrxxd
Gym was just extra pointless
If you take Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City and Man United out of the equation then we are actually 1st.
That in my mind is progress.
Side note: trimmed my beard down bare
Need to secure a buff trim again lol
Arsenal have finished above Tottenham for 20 consecutive seasons. pic.twitter.com/x67ZwnJ0P2
Floyd Mayweather boxes just like Chelsea plays football.
The last day of the Championship is getting dirty! pic.twitter.com/AyPnyzBC7q
Need to find a bae to get my money up twitter.com/uberfacts/stat…
I like trainers more than females anyway
Her: "Go talk to your hoes"
Me: "I am"
Her: "What do you mean?"
Me: "You're one of them" pic.twitter.com/ccolqhYcZC
Anyway does anyone want to play football on Thursday at 8.30 lol
Iker Casillas will join Arsenal this summer according to the Spanish press. Would you be happy with that, Arsenal fans?
Real Madrid goalkeeper Iker Casillas wants to move to Arsenal this summer. (Source: @jpedrerol
The Premier League table since Francis Coquelin returned to Arsenal. pic.twitter.com/sS7ulQFYLV
Arsenal boss Arsène Wenger is set to given a £70m transfer war-chest this summer to make his squad title winners. (Source: RMC)
I was raised to be an alpha but yeah we're all different I suppose 😂
I don't get how football can be this difficult for certain mandem
Same shit every single week cuz
So basically I need to secure more shirts
These rappers are turning us into gay yutes kmt😂�pic.twitter.com/fkCoiujD5I
Welbeck and Cleverley are going to the FA Cup final and Hernandez is in the semi final of the Champions League. pic.twitter.com/GQyCxqNMLs
- Arsenal won't finish in top 4
- Liverpool will win this years FA Cup
- Sterling is better than Özil pic.twitter.com/ouCIAsApdp
All females are scum and only want us men for sex
Arsenal's midfield. Class. pic.twitter.com/T3xpMsfFIF
Londers "I'm going central"
Anywhere in England apart from London "I'm going town"
Town uno looooooool
So when this one flops... Asks me if I'm gettin another. Answers no
Fully don't care. Every Xbox I've ever owned has had problems within a year
Bmt if my Xbox breaks again I'm buying a PS3. Not even a ps4. A PS3.
It's easy to attract a guy with ur looks. Girls get moved to everyday. But with all the pretty girls In the world, what will u keep him with
When they score a 94th minute equaliser and you had a 50 pound bet on the other team to win 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
LOOOL MAN HAD 5 KIDS RUNNING FFS 😭�vine.co/v/eB672ZAlH09
this is just too funny” I spat my drink out
You'd catch a block asap sending a damn essay full of questions twitter.com/lovephrase/sta…
"Get a girl who prays for you" big myth I need a bit more reality in my life. I don't wanna be going through shit and hear "God will fix it"