sorry but if white noise or get lucky come on I'm gonna cut shapes regardless of location
Some people fully crack me up 😂😂😂
How can you tell me I went into Croydon to return a shirt and spent 79 pound.. 😕
Some people manage to surprise me with their stupidity
I'm not joking when I say my hayfever makes me feel like death is a better option 😩
one man rave! what's good lol
Mixing alcohol and diet soda can actually make you drunker. bit.ly/18ro6tE
all i care about right now is myself so if you ain't helpful you can move yourself lol
Some researchers say romantic love lasts for one year and after that, it’s more of an “attachment love.”
ah them says when you can just sleep all day 😴😴😴😴😴
It takes about 42 hours for sloths to have sex.
is meant to be coming to iPhones and androids end of summer 😃😃😃
Ahh look at that! Just in the nick of time lol pic.twitter.com/QKz2SnJUhW
My dads a don he purchased a charger for my cos I'm at work. Shame my phones on 11%! Nice weather today tho 😎
Yup my charger isn't working now. Fuck sake
My iphone charger is on its way out 😩
work wasn't too bad tonight, had a very engaging convo with @genuinegeezer
Don't expect me to take you seriously when your skirt is small enough to show your ass cheek 😕
Time for a haircut I think lol
My hayfever makes me feel like I should be dead when I wake up ;s
Time for one of them big work out sessions lol
Ah I just dropped an entire toilet roll into the toilet!
Went into work when I wasn't even meant to :-I
ohhhh ffs, north england has some bummy dons LOLOLOLOL
Young sloths have been known to fall to their death because they sometimes mistake their own arms for tree branches.
I wonder what it was like for the first person to ever take a shit. Probably thought he was dying or something man lol
Eating chocolate at least 5 times a week can reduce the risk of heart related disease by 60%.
Honestly wanna use my phone without a case but can't be dealing with scratches, dents or a broken phone!
Had some fucked up dream.
When people put aha? In my head I imagine a nervous laugh
that top is really nice, i'm gonna buy it. *reads price tag; £20* nah that's a rip off mate, fuck that!