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Making it objective number 2 to go out more. Objective number 1 is to catch money lol
Twitter isn't the place to be deep πŸ˜„
DAT GUY will score today
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No team has beaten Chelsea more in the #BPL than Arsenal - check out our stat pack ahead of #CHEARS (1405 BST) here:
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Freddo bars now cost a mortgage
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β€œ@king_rela: Barcelona went from Rivaldo to Ronaldinho to Messi so why should any girl think they can't be replaced...” LOOL
Oh. And koscielny sitting in midfield
My ultimate team atm: injuries
When Ebola spreads to the U.S. and your homeboy starts coughing
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β€œ@cheeryio: "Most single men in one place". 😳” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
β€œ@FriendlyAssh0le: IM OUT” from "bae" to +44 real quick
I literally cannot win on fifa rn no point playing
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90 minute sweat.. Yeh you're good lol
Dumb thots. It's one thing having s preference, it's another tryna act prestige
If I see one more girl talk about "you have to be 6ft+ to date me" I'm gonna start bringing up dress sizes, bra sizes and tightness
β€œ@RashaunzyAsh: @EASPORTSFIFA Since Fifa 09 to now I have been posing with my game but get no RT :/β€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Frank Lampard has scored for Manchester City again...
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I believe that's known as a penalty
Man like
The banter train steams through buddies!!!
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Ozil has to play number 10 it's a no brainer ! #class
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Well be fine without Suarez they said. Lambert and balo can replace him they said πŸ˜‚
Oscar Pistorius has 0 legs and he's out here catching bodies and you want me to trust something that has 6 or 8 legs. Looool fuck off
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β€œ@Remorse_1: Only awake cause I spotted an 18 legged spider which has now disappeared” 18 legs cuz I would sell the house
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You want me to be calm around somethin that has 8 rasclart legs. 8 cuz. What do you need 8 legs for? Don't tell me they ain't up to sutm
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if anyone i know tries to order from @GAMEdigital i will PAY THEM not to. the company is fucking awful and should be shut down immediately
it's ridiculous to consider companies like @GAMEdigital could have such awful customer service but still be such a big company
Don't EVER order anything from @GAMEdigital their service is pathetic and they are a scam company. i ordered 2 games, and now i can't cancel
β€œ@AyoBalogun23: "@Chynalee_: Witchly behaviour" DEMON I WILL calmly slump girls like this” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
When you hear someone say "football is the worst sport in the world"
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β€œ@plomade3: Loool so people are deleting their wedding pictures to get iOS8” deep πŸ˜‚
Sideman tournament is the only interesting thing on YouTube ATM
Body count DOES effect how much I trust someone, whether I'll date them etc
Haha people actually singling out Ozil? What made him so much worse than the rest of our team? Szcs only decent player.#Arsenal
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For real all I'm see in on the tl is utd fans talking shit about arsenal... are you even playing tonight lol
Welbeck... Please
β€œ@plomade3: I've been saying for years. Ramsey. Wilshere. Ozil are all a bag of shit” πŸ˜‚ found the guy who just talks about shit
Aubameyang is too much
Referees take note.. That's how you referee
For real I'm ringing @skyhd @SkyHelpTeam soon and if it isnt fixed by next week bye bye sky this is ridiculous
Fifa 15 needs fixed referees.. Just conceded a golden goal from a fee kick that was given cos HIS player fell into mine.