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She came home from work thinking that She was being asked to prom... Instead it was her dad pranking her πŸ˜‚
sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do πŸ˜‚
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
Damn! Alex vause is really hot #OITNB
That moment when your headphones catch your phone from smacking the ground mid fall πŸ™
ppl: u should talk more! me: *tries to talk* gets ignored - gets interrupted - gets talked over - no one pays attention - no one cares
Ok from now on im gonna make this account interactive. So.. How y'all doin? :)
When u throwing random mood swings at ur man but he's handling it well
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
these are shampooed, conditioned, and blow dried cows
"You guys know I’m a dog, right?”
i need $$$$$ not feelings
how to have a flat stomach 1) remove all of your organs
me:*wont start episode until I have a huge plate of food* me:*finishes food before opening theme finishes*
no everything is not ok Im showing you how close I am to losing my shit with you
person: *breathes* me: shut the fuck up
*regrets something I said 4 years ago*
When people ask me why i get mad so much
when girls are on their period it's no joke πŸ˜‚
when your favorite show is ending
when you see your friend hanging out with the person she was just complaining about the other day
God bless the man who decides to marry my sassy ass one day
*feels cute* *takes selfie* me: ..............nvm
When you're proud of something and nobody cares
When you are having a good time then you start thinking about life
please fuck off thanks
"Baby, calm down" "DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!!! IM ALREADY CALM!!!!"
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
live stream link for #PacquiaoMayweather pls..
When you remember something stupid your friends did
When someone tries to flirt with bae when im around
When someone doesn't answer my text
I don't need a "previously on..." I've been watching this show for nine hours straight

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