Murderer: *points gun at me* you wanna die today?
Murderer: *lowers gun* damn, you want to talk about it?
perks of dating me:
i have no friends. i'm all yours!
I wonder how many times we forgive someone just because we don’t want to lose them even if they don’t deserve our forgiveness.
tbh if had a $1 for every time i've listened to closer by the chainsmokers i could probably afford that rover they be talkin bout
Taking selfies with your best friend 😂b
Raise your hands if you feel me 🖐🖐pwj
how to apologize to me
"You look happy. Let me see what I can do about that." - Life
This truly breaks my heart.. 😭�6B
How i deal with my problems
*removes one earbud*
Fuck you want
when you have a gut feeling about something and you tell yourself ur overthinking but u end up being right
only If it was this easy
When the lyrics hit you hard
You think I'm not online.
But I'm always here.
Even if I'm not tweeting.
when you sensitive af and don't wanna get your feelings hurt no more
How I comfort my friends
When your ex..
when u meet your girlfriend/boyfriend's parents for the first time & you want to make a good impression
I've been doing it wrong this whole time!
When people ask..
how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying
Having a mini heart attack when you think you've lost your phone.
Tired all day, awake all night.
Love is a sensation,caused by a temptation, to feel penetration a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination to increase the population
When Mary Jane is in trouble but attendance is 20%
I had to post this 😂S
Please explain to me 😮V
at this point in my life i feel like i am just made of stress. i have stress running through my veins.
Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
Emailing professors be like
Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar*
Professor: “sure” -sent from my iPhone
my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends
It's crazy how when you're really into someone, you don't even notice anyone else.
oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up
i hate when this happens -__-
Its the same thing
me: *acts out fake arguments in the shower just in case someone wants to start shit with me in the future*
Crush defined by google