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It's called fuck off and it's located over there
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
It's going to be drizzy outside tomorrow... expect a lil wayne.
When you look at the person who used to be your world and the only words you can think of are "fuck you"
she just wants to feel like she's the best thing that's ever happened to you.
you think im makeup without any pretty on
my parents aren’t home you know what that means *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
you think you’re cool but rly you’re just room temperature
*runs for 10 minutes* me: am i skinny yet?
My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, "How old are you." I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."
friends: you need a boyfriend omg me: ah yes let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one
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do hot people not realize how much power they have?????
you are not fat you have fat you also have fingernails you are not fingernail
do u ever have dirty thoughts in public n ur like what if someone is telepathic so u just start thinking about random things like "oh bread"