When people ask..
how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying
Having a mini heart attack when you think you've lost your phone.
Tired all day, awake all night.
Love is a sensation,caused by a temptation, to feel penetration a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination to increase the population
When Mary Jane is in trouble but attendance is 20%
I had to post this 😂S
Please explain to me 😮V
at this point in my life i feel like i am just made of stress. i have stress running through my veins.
Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
Emailing professors be like
Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar*
Professor: “sure” -sent from my iPhone
my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends
It's crazy how when you're really into someone, you don't even notice anyone else.
oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up
i hate when this happens -__-
Its the same thing
me: *acts out fake arguments in the shower just in case someone wants to start shit with me in the future*
Crush defined by google
I am literally both of these people
that awkward moment between birth and death
better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends
Me when I'm proving a point
do you ever eat so much you feel like ur gonna die, but then keep eating
when i first made my twitter vs my twitter now
Writes down 3 words
Loses place in notes
if "I'm fine" was an emoji
when someone u don't like tries to make a joke
The truth is..
Who's with me?
its like i wanna be alone but i want someone to be alone with, if that makes sense
I hope my friends carry me to my funeral like this
Home alone stars
randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day
When a girl and a guy apologizes
My goal for 2015 is to...
I love you more.