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I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
The awkward moment when the only thing you know on your test is your name and not even the date
When you gotta tie your hair up so it doesn't get in your food
mom: what are you gonna bring to christmas dinner me: my negative attitude and sparkling personality
hello?? 911??? im running out of people i like
people: u should smile me: not unless u deposit 2 million dollars in my bank account thanks
'i feel ugly today' lucky you, i feel ugly everyday
my future husband is probably sending a goodnight text to somebody who he thinks is his true love ha ha ha surprise b!tch
ma'am please im doing everything i can to fix the problem
my attitude is constipated, i don't give a shit.
do u ever use one pencil in school and you start getting emotionally attached to it and then u lose it and its just another reason to be sad
what kind of mythical creature opens their front camera and looks this good..
when your man says there better be dinner on the table when i get home and you're just getting on train back home
popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn
protip: don't show the boy you like your favorite songs because when the boy is gone so are your favorite songs
How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now
this dog is like "Go on, tell em I ate your bitch ass homework. they ain't never gunna believe ur dumb ass"
How do parents expect good grades when I pull on push doors
Disney's campaign with a deep message
Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat. Date your grandma
Retweets are hints, favorites are hidden feelings.
Going through facebook, twitter and instagram in the morning when you wake up as if it's a news paper
my camera is always so quick to give me a reality check when i think i look damn good in the mirror. it's like sit down ho.
when u think u look cute and then someone who looks better than u walks by
imagine if ur fridge did what u do to it everyday, every half hour goes to ur room opens the door and stares at u for 5 minutes then leaves
Me dealing with my responsibilities
Finally decided to use my gym membership card
when you accidentally open up the front camera
"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50
person: "why do you only have like 5 friends?" me: "quality not quantity"
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
one day you'll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you'll make some coffee and pancakes and it'll all be alright
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore. ... me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
That awkward moment when Santa has exactly the same wrapping paper as your parents.
when people think you wear the same black leggings everyday
Kinda wanna workout kinda wanna eat loaded cheese fries kinda wanna nap for five days kinda wanna get my life together by 3 on Thursday
Constantly torn between "treat others how you wanna be treated" and "treat others how they treat you"
this girl tried to take a pic of her teacher 😂