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Mrs Fong
england art comedy technology uk 8,682 followers
I love watching my cats goofing off with catnip toys. They go nuts for the stuff.
Just finished watching a 2nd Lance Armstrong documentary. So basically, he's a helmet with a helmet.
More exciting news as it unfolds!
I always manage to forget my dry washing until just after it starts thundering and pouring with rain. S'pose no point bringing it in now!
Awesome noisy blackbird has taken a liking to our garden. Paces the length of the fence shouting but flies off every time I get my camera.
'How to make a smoothie without bananas'. Why would you even WANT to?!
Pretty as it can look, I can't help but flinch when I see people have torn pages from books to make art.
Considering the UK's intelligence agencies are always watching, this one letter to the editor makes a good point.
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The appetite for Plants v Zombies on the X Box appears to have reached fever pitch in this house.
Most sophisticated joke ever? It covers austerity, pointless growth, environmental policy, irrational cuts and more.
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"Drawing and painting have been a constant source of creative activity for me." Shop new unique works by Henry Jones -...
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I have no idea why but I seem to have foolishly set my alarm for 7.30 this morning.
Still away from home so no foxy pic this fri, hopefully a badger cub raiding the greenhouse this week will compensate
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It's like this trolley's crying for help!
Somehow my smoothie turned into a bowel movement overnight. #makewaygottapoop
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So Timehop is basically for those of us (I probably count here) who wistfully ponder upon how fun life used to be.
Your bio says you can be rude sometimes? Ah that's ok then, basic manners and social conventions don't apply to you anymore.
Just sent boy cat upstairs 'to think about what you've done' for bullying his sister. I've turned into my mother.
Problem is, in another couple of hours I'll be wide awake again.
I so need a nap. Doing everything I possibly can to stay awake just for another couple of hours.
Waits for the inevitable RT from that mcp account.
Fireplaces look nice but sometimes they're fucking annoying when you want to change the layout of a room.
Telegraph runs an OK piece about sportive snobs, reader uses the opportunity to boast about committing crimes.
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#AskThicke At what age did you realise you wanted to grow up to be a pound-shop Ricky Martin?
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