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Louise Thompson
i thought now it would be all high tech, chip and pin, not london dungeon. #birth
People like you need to fuck people like me.
So I have half a million followers. will one of you take one for the team and bang @JMStanners ..... If not @RosieFortescue might have to.😑
Just realised I chipped my tooth last night opening a Smirnoff ice with my mouth. #classy
What are the policies on a mans dick being shown on TV? I thought dogging tales last night was highly inappropriate. Hahahahaha
seriously good work out with @BinkyFelstead & @francesca_ny this morning. feeling the burn!!
Pendulum on the radio. Nostalgia!
What's all this chat about a blood moon 🌕
Best news that @VictoriasSecret is coming to London. 👑
What language do you speak with your arse?
Ooo I'd love to slap that smirk off his face.
Let's get porg trending. Person of restricted growth.
Mark Francis put those legs away. There's a reason you don't wear shorts.
P.o.r.g. Should be illegal!
That dressing gown is revolting @SamThompsonUK
I may or may not have broken the nose.