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Well I'd be a real idiot (instead of a fake one) if I didn't say my standup special "Louie CK Oh My God" premieres on HBO tonight at 10pm.
London: tonight's shows at @HamApollo will start ON TIME 7, 930. NO SUPPORT. Just me. So I can fit in more jokes. So know it.
Last shows of the tour: New Brunswick, Richmond, Lowell, Poughkeepsie Buffalo 4/4 Stamford 5 Baltimore 6 louisck.com
HBO special will be sold on louisck.com 5$ global in sept. Baltimore is going on sale soon. some dogs are brown.
HBO special airs April 13. Here's a thing youtube.com/watch?v=KEtAfA…. Also new show in baltimore louisck.com Also pie.
I added shows STARTING NEXT WEEK in New Brunswick NJ Richmond VA Lowell MA Poughkeepsie NY TIX At louisck.net. knees.
Hey you can now stream "Live at the Beacon" on Netflix nflx.it/15yOMp5. (Also u can still buy it at louisck.com.
This is a silly lisping person flirting with an android: Yoo Hoo! Thee Threepio!!!
(read with lisp) You guyth! I jutht added showth in Colorado Thprings and Boithe Idaho! louisck.net for ticketth! TH!
I'm not going to let this cloudy weather put me in the doldrums. Why should I? Because gloominess is hip right now? Sorry, no sale here!
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I added a 2nd show in ATLANTA Feb. 2 go to louisck.com for tix. I know my twitter sucks. unless you like knowing things.
Yo London. I added a second show at the hammersmith on the 21st. Get tickets at louisck.com. Still good seats.
Tix for the O2, Oslo, Stockholm now fully buyable on louisck.net. Sorry for the mess this morn. Didn't expect the deluge.
UK: good hammer smith tickets available here: eventim.co.uk/tickets.html?f…. Sorry for the trouble getting them on my site.
UK: More tix to the o2 show will be available on their direct website tomorrow theo2.co.uk/event/louis-ck….
okay some people are tweeting at me that it's actually tomorrow at 9pm. But anyway LOUIE starts airing in the UK on FOX... soon.
I think my show LOUIE premieres tonight in the UK on FOX at 10pm. I'm not sure but I think so. So... well have a good one.
I added a show to the tour In Sacramento. Go here for tickets event.etix.com/ticket/online/…. And then come to the show. Please.
Hello Denver. The show tonight starts at 8pm. Sorry about the confusion. See you there.
I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person. RT @chrisbrown: I look old as fuck! I'm only 23...
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This conflict between Arabs and Israelis is not just about land, but in my opinion there's a religious aspect that can't be ignored!
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I meant DRM. Sorry. Jesus. I mean jesus me. Not jesus you. I mean jesus what an idiot.
I am doing a standup special for HBO. It will be avail on louisck.com a few months after HBO, globally, 5$ no dmr
HBO announces it's bringing @louisck back for a new standup special, to be taped from his current tour.
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The goal is to entertain and help our neighbors on SI. if any scumbag tries to resell these tix for profit please don't participate.
I'm doing 2 shows at the St George Staten Island 11/17 event.etix.com/ticket/online/… all $ goes to Staten Island Hurricane Relief Fund.
Hi. I'm hosting SNL tonight. How crazy is that?
If ever a cunt did come to town, her name be Sandy. That filthy, windy, tropical cunt.
all tickets from tonight's cancelled shows will be honored on 3/2/2013. same venue same seat same ticket. buy.louisck.net/news/sundays-l…
tonight's shows in NYC are postponed to March 2. Mass Transit closing at 7pm, it's going to suck. go here: buy.louisck.net/news/sundays-l…
I love Detroit. Always great shows here. Thanks
Hi. Sorry. Ugh. Okay. It's back up. Everything is working. Please go back to buy.louisck.net/news/about-tig… and buy Tig's show.
Folks. There's an issue with the tig notaro page. We are fixing it. Please staNd by. Really sorry.
Jesus dicking Christ. Yes I meant stand up sets. Holy two step I'm a dumbass. Also buy.louisck.net/news/about-tig… for more info on Tig.
tig notaro's amazing show is now for sale on my website. Louisck.com. It's one of the best stand upsets I ever saw.
We just released 20 really good seats to the 10pm show tonight here in Cleveland Go to louisck.com buy them come here
Sorry. This link is better youtu.be/yPHEUb-Q-Aw  To the doll scene. From the last ep od LOUIE. um...
The doll scene from last night's ep of LOUIE m.youtube.com/watch?feature=…. I hope you all, or y'all enjoyed season 3. Cuz it's over.
Wait. It turns out it replays again right after. The episode is a little long tho. So the replay starts around 1035.
Hi. Sorry I got confused. The season finale of LOUIE is on at 10pm tonight instead of 1030. So east coast it's already playing
This is me winning an Emmy in Portuguese... youtube.com/watch?v=RpVls3…
I want to remind those that don't know it that there's one more episode of LOUIE next week. Mmmmmmmmm. Yeaaah. Uuuuggghh.
Jay Z: "Yo, that's my table" CQ: "you smoking that La La La? Sorry, pardner, but this town got a new sheriff. Here's my badge. (show fists)
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So tonight is the last of the "Late Show" trilogy on LOUIE 10:30pm EST in FX. As Fonzie would say "aaaaaaaaids".
also the violin scene from the "Dad" episode... youtube.com/watch?v=iKzAPY…
Both D. Lynch scenes on youtube youtube.com/watch?v=gwUmXT… and youtube.com/watch?v=Qob3FT… part 3 of Late show trilogy on THURS. on FX 10:30
TONIGHT, we resume the trilogy on LOUIE (FX 10:30 EST, 9:30 CST) with "Late Show part 2" with a guest star who is crazy great.
This m.youtube.com/watch?v=WPsjN2… is the last scene of late show part 1. It sets up the next 2 episodes of LOUIE (FX THURS 10:30)
We're going up against Romney tonight with part 1 of a 3 part story.(FX tonight at 10:30pm est) i have 10 minutes for questions.