They say it gets easier as the days go by. I'm still waiting for those days to come.
Portlandia is by far the realest show I've seen
rt if ur dick glows in the dark
Can't wait to be the Mad Hatter for Halloween!
Newtons third law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Halloween Drinking Game: Take a shot for every girl you see in a cat or bunny costume, you'll be blackout drunk in 30 seconds
Just when you thought everything in your life was getting better
Mind boggling perspective! Incredible Scale of Objects in Space.
People are ignoring the fact that this man defied the laws of gravity at the start of this video, fuck the workout
Listening to The Front Bottoms because I miss my friends
Shout out to my dream last night
Can I retweet the same tweet like 590 times?
Women friendzone good men to date a guy that's bad for them only to try and change him into the guy they friendzoned.
If a plant is sad, will other plants photosympathize with it?
"Hey, I chlorofeel you bro."
My apartment smells dope af! The tapestries thouggghh
If I take you on a date and you friendzone me then we both lose because I don't have a girl and you don't have a ride home
I wish I could do better by you,
'cause that's what you deserve
Ever been so tired your eyes burn???🔥👀
R.I.P to all the “we have to hangout this summer”s that never happened