I'm not hiding anything, but stop looking at my phone while I'm texting.
when I have work to do :(
I didn't know that @t4ti20
knew each other... Small world
Lol your tweet made my night! Roflmao
I bet you can take some crazy nudes with a selfie stick
"If you can fly, you're gay" Aunt Barb
Girls are so awful. They'll be so nice to your face and then turn around and talk the worst shit behind your back. I can't stand it.
So uhh last night is kinda cloudy.. Anyone have any funny stories
Get ready for me Ship. Coming for ya on Saturday
Call your friends lets get drunk
They say it gets easier as the days go by. I'm still waiting for those days to come.
Portlandia is by far the realest show I've seen
rt if ur dick glows in the dark
Can't wait to be the Mad Hatter for Halloween!
Newtons third law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Halloween Drinking Game: Take a shot for every girl you see in a cat or bunny costume, you'll be blackout drunk in 30 seconds
Just when you thought everything in your life was getting better
Mind boggling perspective! Incredible Scale of Objects in Space.