If I take you on a date and you friendzone me then we both lose because I don't have a girl and you don't have a ride home
I wish I could do better by you,
'cause that's what you deserve
Ever been so tired your eyes burn???🔥👀
R.I.P to all the “we have to hangout this summer”s that never happened
I will carry 10 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips..
It takes 21 days to break a habit. Today is day one
Whenever I eat ice cream, all I want to do is drink milk...
Can I just skip to 25? Is that a thing?
This weekend was hella dope. Shout out to @SethMountzMusic
for putting me on to Myerstown!!
Last night was a movie. I fell asleep in a car in myerstown and woke up in shippensburg. Rip
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
Guess I won't be sleeping tonight
A lot of shit has changed over the past year
Oh, we could blame it on our hands
But it was our mouths that opened up to swallow
And our heads that commanded us drink
You're a 10 on Instagram but a 3 in person