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Lewis Hopkins
Why we go Club 1 why? πŸ‘―
Jess Glyne is doing alright for herself. 5 #1 singles and a #1 album in just 18 months.
European crowds are great, but my god do they turn into animals when they hear some EDM #Sziget2015
Off to Uni in the next few weeks? We've got your wish list covered!…
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Who you gonna call? 🌐🌐🌐 #Sziget2015 #YesFilters
Bloody beautiful Bled πŸŒ€
Stunnarz in Slovenia 🏰🏰🏰
Bled bound 🚞🚞🚞🚞🚞
Oh my days do the Europeans love their EDM #sziget2015
Green Flag please hurry up otherwise I will have to shart in a nearby bush #SendForHelp
Got a puncture so now stranded in Sunningdale wearing trackers and sandals chain smoking my B&H duals #SendForHelp
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.@GraceHopkins94 is playing housewife for the week whilst Paul is away #ExpectTheWorst #SendForHelp
Black Books is LOL
Last minute @szigetofficial ticket bought. Roll on Budapest, Lake Bled and Venice #Coming4UEU 🚞🚞🚞
#SexInClass is exactly the sort of frank and enlightening sex education that is needed in UK schools.
Donald Trump's hair looks like someone tried to use the blur tool in photoshop to cover a bald spot
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President Trump and Prime Minister Corbyn? This may well be a reality in 2020.
Kirsty Wark taking Camila Batmanghelidjh to task on #Newsnight. Probing, firm yet fair.
Our @LewLew94 getting his denonofficial on, just casually coming into work like;) #denonuk
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Stu went home because he wore a hat inside on tele. This is #GBBO not an Olly Murs concert matey.
I've produced prettier poos than Dorret's Black Forrest Gateau #GBBO
Mary could kill with that stare and raise the dead with that cheeky smile #GBBO
Young man remove your headwear when in the tent. No manners! No respect! #Stu #GBBO
Corbyn on #Newsnight = relaxed, logical and authentic. Not another politician reading from a script.
Moira Stewart looks absolutely radiant. Hasn't aged a day since 2000. Whisper sweet nothings to me nightly please #WILTY
The fact that people still deny climate change is utterly ridiculous. Obama's climate plan is a belated glimmer of hope.
Usain Bolt was in Ascot high street? Who can blame him, the Fego's eggs benedict is word class.
#travelguides is basically Coach Trip meets Gogglebox without the likeable families or the likeable tour guide #ScrapingTheBarrel
Driving manners should be part of the driving test. It takes a fraction of a second to raise your hand in thanks.
Judi Dench saying 'clitoris' is so wrong yet so right #Philomena
The local Tunisians who formed a human chain to protect holiday makers in a neighbouring hotel are astoundingly brave #TerrorOnTheBeach
One baby gets aborted every year for having a club foot!! I'm an endangered bloody species #clubby #savetheclub #embraceyourdifferences
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#Panorama #TerrorOnTheBeach is tough viewing tonight. Having to verbally recall that day in Tunisia must have been gut wrenching.
If there is a hell, and let's hope not, it will consist of constantly assembling flat pack furniture. πŸ˜΅πŸ”«
Sure, Millennials use the word "hashtag" in spoken conversation, but we're leaving them a scorched & ruined earth, so it balances out.
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Why does Theresa May look chronically scared shitless?
Must stop watching Big Brother 2004/2005/2006 highlights on YouTube...
This Alexander Litvinenko radioactive poisoning mini documentary on #newsnight is brilliantly gripping!
Cissy losing her daughter and granddaughter is gut wrenchingly sad. RIP #BobbiKristina
When white Westerners kill they are "mentally ill". Yet when Muslims kill they are completely sane. #MediaDiscourse πŸ‘Ž

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