Why is Peter Pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old.
It's better to be late than to arrive ugly.
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PAUL WALKER was riding in this car, in his Last Day. (3rd pic) pics-twiter.com/1aWTRIO
Using y = mx + c to measure the slope of that ass.
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Me: Will you grow
Thighs: sure thing
me: wow I need to do homework but first
*goes on twitter*
*knits a scarf*
me: oh it's 2am
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If someone seriously wants to be a part of your life they will seriously make an effort to be in it. no reasons no excuses.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
The couples that are meant to be, are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart, and come out even stronger.
Top 10 sweetest movie to watch with your boyfriend/girlfriend 😍pics-twiter.com/1b5G8hd
RETWEET if you love to Cuddle ❤
Things that make me cry:
- getting yelled at
actually basically everything,
idk why i even started making a list
I'm nice until:
•You annoy me.
•You piss me off.
•You screw me over.
•You get on my bad side.
•You give me a reason not to be.
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i'm hilarious and likable
person 4: i'm gorgeous
me: i can breathe
Roses are white
nightlock is blue
it’s called Catching Fire
not Hunger Games 2
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You deserve to be with somebody who makes you happy. Somebody who doesn't complicate your life. Somebody who won't hurt you.
I don't care if there is someone better than you because to me you are the right one and the only one that I want.
I miss you, but I'm trying not to care. I love you, but I'm trying not to show. I want you, but what can I do when you are not even mine?
Music and sleep are two of the greatest ways to escape from everything.
It all comes down to the last person you think of at night. They have your heart.
MILEY CYRUS arrested?! Famous singer/actress have her mugshot all over the news (2nd pic) : pics-twiter.com/1713xVo
Awkward moment when everyone is gaining 350+ new FOLLOWERS just by FOLLOWING @LovePhrase
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A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell.
Me watching Titanic:
Maybe it wont hit the iceberg this time!
Call me constipated, cause I no longer give a shit.
Same shit 💩
Annoying teachers 👨👩
Fake thugs 👎👎
Unnecessary drama ✌
Annoying people! 😐
Prisedent Obama luks Gay n hir : pics-twiter.com/17BgBRX
RT if u cry everytiem
It’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight.
Katniss Everdeen Mockingjay wedding dress.Bodice consist of Swarovski-crystal-clad organza corset under a metal cage pic.twitter.com/6TAk1Q9luO
Flower arrangement definitions pic.twitter.com/Dbi8dpeFwx
I take forever to get a decent selfie. omg.
LAST CHANCE! I'm following everyone that follows @ItsLifeFact
for me. Retweet when you did.
First love teaches us what is love, but the last love teaches us what is life.
do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep?
Let love come to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page.
Sometimes, the songs I listen to represent the words I'm really afraid to say.
Oh! So President Obama smokes weed? 😳
& it's illegal?? 👊💥
Good going Obama! (Pic 7)pics-twiter.com/1aW526j
I do mini dances when I play a song i like... don't judge me.
bring me food and i'll love you forever <3
"internet relationships aren’t real"
well neither is your hair color, but you don’t see me talkin shit