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Always leave your hotel room like this pic.twitter.com/eyUp7StZ5n
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Fuck everyone who said they were there for me, and then left.
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imagine a book with all the lies you’ve told
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Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
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I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
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Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!
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I noticed that you’re having a very difficult time confessing your love to me.
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If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
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When ur high af at a party & everyones trynna go on an adventure pic.twitter.com/aynL6DWPMY
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Will Smith's house is so big you can run away and still be at home pic.twitter.com/kuaPdirR0c
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Not really a joke. If there is no way, create one. pic.twitter.com/ZWpYz2XdA9
When your phone's on 1% and your friend says "I HAVE MY CHARGER" pic.twitter.com/u308NBY7nl
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Amazing places to visit before you die . These places want me to take a permanent vacation .🌴pic-twitter.net/Slsmcoshdggfpic.twitter.com/84px9b34dRR
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When boys cancel their plans to spend the night with you ☺️😍
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When boys make you smile for no reason.
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When boys surprise you with a hug from behind
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