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That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at someone because they make you laugh.
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*Friend comes over* Friend: "Do you have a bathroom?" Me: "No, we shit outside
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baby let me put ur panties to the side I'mma make u feel alright 'cause I'mma give you what u need 🎤pic.twitter.com/ZeOWfZGIMff
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Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car.
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After watching 2 seconds of Spongebob I already know what episode it is.
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Bored? Follow @TheComedyHumor for highly distracting tweets that will keep you entertained for hours! Follow & Enjoy!
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when I click on somebody's profile & that "follows you" sign no longer appears pic.twitter.com/IE5tgcwNKY
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I hate when I forget to press send on my phone, then sit and wait there for a reply like an idiot.
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I'm the type of person that will make a snack, while waiting for another snack to cook.
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Randomly staring at your phone to avoid an awkward situation.
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me: *gives relationship advice* me: *remains single*
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we all know that one girl who's never really in all her pictures pic.twitter.com/GbRHcpOyGq
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Everyone says to follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
As hard as it may be, establish eye contact with everyone you meet. It's one of the best ways to make people take you seriously.
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People use twitter as a source to post whatever they want. they almost treat it as if they don't even have followers.
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You spend about two thirds of your life sleeping or working. Make that last third worth the other two.
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