i never want a compliment again unless it looks like this
I got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 M's in my bank account
Okay she had me until she glued that damn spoon to that toilet seat 😂�Ip
"What makes you happy?"
Me: i live a miserable empty existence
Yall: SO ME!!! HAHA
Miley is so beautiful 😍�T0
One person forgets to text back the other doesn't double text then the person feels like it's too late and boom strangers
When you're trying to edit someone's contact and you accidentally FaceTime them
Me trying to dance El Caballo Dorado
"i swear to god we'll turn this car around"
Why is this so funny 😂�wh
Realizing ur summer plans so far only consist of work, sleeping, and constant anxiety
Why the fuck I gotta click so many buttons to see my own profile now
Click to open and swipe up to make baby hippo fly
when you bout to show her why you crossed the road
When people come to my house but don't greet my dog or tell him how cute he is?? Like, whats your problem??
LISTEN , IF YOUR ABSENCE DOESN'T AFFECT THEM, THEN YOUR PRESENCE NEVER MATTERED.
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TELL ME TEEN MOM WAS THIS LIT???
the 'cool girl' monologue from Gone Girl is everything
this a real date right here