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Me trying to eat healthy things
me ordering pizza
When your friend forgets to give you a blanket
the original fuckboy
when you know your body would be A+ if you just worked out but you're a lazy son of a bitch
"BACK TO SCHOOL" *walks into a class full of unknown people*
when someone says they dont like me
when people say tell me im short
me and bae on the beach
"So where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
when you look like trash and someone compliments you
me before i have my morning coffee
scared the shit out of me every time
Me after drinking all night
When people ask me why I'm single
"iPhone 7 is coming out soon" Me:
I'm in love with these 😍 👅 All under $20! Use code 'twitter' for a big discount!! 👙
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Me trying to keep calm when bae likes someone else's selfie
Christian dating
“we decided we aren’t gonna go out tonight”
single and ready to flamingle
when you want to subtweet but you're working on your attitude
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This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen
When you can't really tell if someone is into you or not...and you're not sure what to do

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