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me trying to relax on thanksgiving break knowing I have 3 papers 5 finals & the cure for cancer due when I get back
When you see your favorite cousin pull up on thanksgiving
me this point in the semester
Almost every day
when you accidentally open a message and now you have to reply
Counting all the ways you fucked me up
me when I get into arguments
when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you obsess over
my ashes when they cremate me 💁�pb
When you get home after a long day
Me when I ask for the price of something & it turns out to be expensive af so I gotta act like I'm thinking about it
So true! 😂�PK
how a lot of people see America:
beginning of the semester Vs now
When you finally get to use the screen shots you've been saving
When someone wont shut up and ur just like shhhh
when you consider checking up on someone but then you realize that u actually don't care
my future family photo
when bae doesnt reply in 2 minutes
Im actually pretty attractive if you stand away far enough
I just realized that all my friends are askholes

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