pretending you're in a music video whilst strutting down the street with your headphones in.
my room only ever stays tidy for 5 minutes.
I love your tweets xoxo
*thighs quadruple in size*
i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice, fuck whose is it?
I wonder if chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir here in the U.K then find out it was made in China.
i either tweet one thing every 5 hours or tweet 84 things in 3 minutes there is no inbetween.
The longer someone takes to reply, the less I want to talk to them.
when someone talks about their friends to you and it makes you wonder what they say about you behind your back.
'i miss you.' don't lie, you just don't have anybody else to speak to.
only hate the road when you're missing home! only know you love her when you let her go, and you let her go.
When I'm alone, I overthink.
true dat sista
how to tie the strongest knot ever
step 1: put a pair of headphones in your pocket
step 2: wait 1 minute
can i hire someone to play with my hair?
what if kate middleton and prince william named their child ‘kong’ so that one day the uk may be ruled by king kong.
would hate to sit behind Danielle hunt in the cinema
you know someone's shit at keeping the conversation going when they mention the weather.
All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other.
the older you get the quicker life seems to go.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MAJOR LIFE DECISIONS IF I STILL USE MY HANDS TO KNOW MY LEFTS AND RIGHT?
i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking.
How i see food from now on. pic.twitter.com/tPoOoBdYOQ
If only it had been that easy, for the past five years. pic.twitter.com/YEAetrnJmq
What have I just witnessed? pic.twitter.com/Uxu0tajlNa
Common sense is like deodorant.. The people who need it the most seem to never use it.
Call me old fashioned, but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina.
remember when being sent to your room was a punishment and now i never leave it.
Don't be mad because I don't give a fuck. Be mad because I once did, and you were too blind to see.
i don’t need to go to college i can learn anything i want through youtube tutorials.
If you're funny, you are 10 times more attractive
Please give me your figure? pic.twitter.com/WnFWGzyxGH
Night time aka my brain over loading me with feelings and me not being able to sleep.
When you're trying to convince yourself that something doesn't bother you, it usually bothers you more.
what do you mean 2008 was five years ago?
I don't miss you, I just miss the times we had.
*2 hours later*
"hey" no it's too late, i don't wanna talk to you now.
once I wake up I stay in bed for like 2 hours on my phone.
how do i manage to make such a mess of my room when all i do is sit in one spot for 24 hours.