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when ur at a friends house and their parents ask if you want anything to eat and u say ur fine when really ur fuckin starving
"magaluf won't know what's hit it"
nah i'm sure magaluf is pretty used to seeing a bunch of slags turn up, get pissed, get fisted and leave
Always that one person on snapchat with an android phone who's story looks like they recorded it with their nans house phone
telling your friends your parents said no, without even asking cause you knew it would have been a no anyway.
Can't wait for Black Ops 3!!!! 😁🎮
movie is going to be amazing!
Who will be the bigger badass?
RT for Batman
FAV for Superman
I like small town life but that's just me
She did that LIVE on TV?! 😯�amusingthingss.com/r/3fbDO
I really don't care what anyone thinks anymore, I'm gonna do what makes me happy.
Amazing!! Happy Birthday @LizziePaddock
My birthday cake for tomorrow 😍j
Real ones respect me and fake N#%gas want beef bcuz they know that's the only way we gone speak! 😌
My phones always on charge, it might as well be a fucking landline
i'd rather be committed & talk to one person every night than to have several other pointless conversations with temporary people.
Seriously bored, someone SnapChat me and entertain me? Lizziepadd0ck 😊
My secret is simple. I put in work
I always get so hyped for the weekend then as soon as it gets to it I have no plans and just lounge around all weekend 😂
20 DAYS UNTIL ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK 💜
I basically have two moods, either lets do something spontaneous and awesome, or let's just lay in bad all day and forget the world exists.
I THINK MY OBSESSION WITH STRIPE SHIRTS STEMS FROM MY OBSESSION WITH 90S RNB. MOM HAD ME DRESSED WITH A SOUNDTRACK DUDE.
everyone has a 2pm personality & a 2am personality. im more interested in the person you are at 2am than the person you pretend to be at 2pm
you only need shelter, food, and water to survive, everything else is a luxury. remember this when greed overwhelms your thoughts.
tables turn, bridges burn, you live and you learn.
Happiness is a choice, not a result. Nothing will make you happy until you choose to be happy.
If you don’t talk in a group chat for 5 mins you miss 42 sets of plans and 56 arguments but if you say something you don’t get a reply.
There’s a special place in hell reserved just for me… the throne.
Nah, it's 2015 and girls and boys still can't be friends unless they've been accused of fucking each other💀😳😂👋🏾
What must've happened to you in your life to make you want to kill a beautiful animal & then lie next to it smiling?
Blue contacts 👀1
Hate them who have always have to be better than you, if you've been to Tenerife they've been to 11erife 😴😴
People act like they want you to be happy until you're happier than them!
Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
I like clingy people. I’d rather have someone who blows up my phone and shows that they care than someone who texts back 10 hours later.
most annoyin thing in life: when ur comfy in bed and ready to sleep but u really need to pee
My only relationship goal is to be with someone who motivates me to become a better person and show me the potential I don't see in myself.
fucking crying!! omg cant breathe! poor alexi 😂😂😂😂😩
I gave a 5 month old baby my phone and ended up with a picture of Phil Mitchell on it 😂�C4
All we have are our dreams, and you can step on our dreams and ideas all you want, but we won’t stop fighting.
got my vote! No chance I'll be giving it to the clowns on show tonight that's for sure
And if i'm prime minister i will buy you all a McDonalds #leadersdebate
Sure i just heard a big bang in the background, guess they kicked that lady out #bigdebate
Big up to the rebel shouting at David Cameron on #bigdebate
I need friends that are willing to do more than just hang around and do nothing all day
When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
just because a girl is bitchy doesn’t mean shes on her period maybe she just doesnt fucking like you or you’re being an annoying little shit