s/o to girls that smile back when u smile at them instead of just straight giving you a dirty look
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
when u legit only talk to one person and they busy so you just like pic.twitter.com/CrsBbtLAAK
I need to get off my arse, lose some weight and get myself a boyfriend
I am actually such a bitch
how on earth did I manage to get a 1st in Post War???????
My girlfriend is not allowed to go to the Zoo without me, she might see all her ex's there...
Finding hilarious embarrassing photos of your friend on your flashgap album the morning after the night before like pic.twitter.com/k4Prz3PwaH
The look of shame on your mothers face when you refer to your university as 'home'
'Customer is always right' I had one today that says milk isn't a fridge item pic.twitter.com/F2Db8ik99f
"Jessica Lange might return to AHS and play a small character in Season 5" pic.twitter.com/G5xXkncyl1
: Being sassy is basically a full-time job”
Nicole abusing her mum on snapchat whilst she is pre drinking alone has made my night
Lydia just got bitten by a seagull omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't even shower without her shouting a question/ joke to me
Day 2: mother is driving me up the wall
Realising that I'd left all my clothes at home an hour into the journey was fun
Trying to find stuff to do this summer like... pic.twitter.com/KPs19Am3SU
Sex in the moo car park 😂#YoureClassy
There's no trust in relationships pic.twitter.com/X25a9EcXHX
Oven is broken = takeaway for dinner
For once I'm actually not ready to leave leamington