I was 16 when I saw my dad die. I was asked to pay £20 per session for counselling. I was a child, don't tell me I could have 'saved' for it twitter.com/kthopkins/stat…
Heavy salad when your cheapest car insurance quote is coming up as 44k, love being a shit driver x
Yo am out in the crowd skankin to chase and status and there's a old couple next to me skanking so hard normal looking parents, music is gr8
Very holocausty this tweet twitter.com/conservatives/…
my ex wife Connie to come back into my fucming life please Connie think about the kids please twitter.com/madilynmarieee…
A secret admirer once gave Rihanna a bouquet of marijuana for Valentine's Day.
"where do you see yourself in 20 years?"
8th June can't come quick enough 👫✈️😊
a n y o n e who lasts the full 2 years at winstanley deserves a medal - FACT
Just witnessed a fish massacre
Come home to find all me fish dead, mate that's about £60 down the toilet
Canny believe div cut his finger then fingered a bird n got chlamydia in his finger then got it amputated 😂😂91D
"I see youre on our priority register for having someone with restricted movement at the property, is that right?"
"Oh he died last week"
Hard shopping online, having to guess what something modelled on a size 4 is gonna look like on a fat bitch
Imagine Theresa May was ya Nan. Go round hers for Sunday dinner & she's sitting round a cauldron cooking disabled people, the poor and foxes
Real life problems when you're shaped like a lump twitter.com/LeylandLeon/st…
Offended that leons just said I'm 'one of the palest'
THE BEACH GONNA GET WHATEVER BODY I GIVE IT
They've named him what you feel when you stub your toe twitter.com/danwootton/sta…
Holiday searching is stressful 😪
Heavy when 2 of ya fellas nicknames for u are lump and butterbean