I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT
Why did someone actually pay £350 for my boomtown ticket😂
Bloody muted 'love island' from my twitter feed and now everyone's tweeting it as loveisland or with a # why can't I get away from it
Why does every tweet I write start with why
Why are all these 16 yr olds tapping wine glasses together and going alchemist every weekend, give ya mam her money back and stop been weird
Why does iTunes actually steal like 80p a month from everyone
Cannot believe every time I've been on the sunbed I never realised u have to put the lid down, wondered why I wasn't changing colour 😂😂😂
Why has leon just put a moth in the bong and made me smoke it
Been added to a 'Lowton Neighbourhood Watch' whatsapp group and I swear everyone in it has been smoking spice, all paranoid death
Imagine having 10 days until your next day off
h8 brushing my teeth next to someone like who's gonna brush the longest?who cares about their dental health more? why am i competitive rn?
Why does a minute on the microwave take so much longer than any other minute 😴😂
Can't believe we were REFUSED more sauce at maccies, stingy buggers 😂
and on the 7th day, he said let their be bass
Whys my boyfriend just requested to join the UK Vegan Network on Facebook just so he can post pictures or dead cows in it
RT TO WIN: @juviasplace
Saharan Palette 🌈 Must be following me to winG
I've got two tickets to give away for bassfest next week!! Fav n share 2 win x
rt if you wish u had just £961 in ur bank account
When you notice a spelling mistake in ur tweet but it already has 4 likes so you can't throw away that kind of online fame
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Not sure if I'm more impressed me and chloe have managed to maintain a 15 year friendship or a 582 day snap streak
"New snapchat update is going to ruin so many relationships" well no it's not if you're not a sly cunt really is it
Eddie Murphy eating steak and fries off the back of a model in Paris, 1985.
List of Islamic terror attacks since the start of Ramadan.
But right wing terror is the main problem....