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I learned how to draw a kitty :3 #kitty #drawing
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Good day with the bae today lol
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I just can’t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you’re coming to my room.
I don't want to sound like a badass or anything, but I play the Wii without the wrist strap on...
Anyone want to squad up on Advanced Warfare for PS3? Or join my clan? Hmu for details!
This type of shit fucking pisses me off, fucking whores! I'd be so mad if this type of shit ever happens to me! pic.twitter.com/2afqQFFPJK
Bad guys in movies: “But before I kill you, I want to tell you this really long story so you can be saved.“
Try this! Put a finger in your ear and scratch, the sound produced is exactly the same as you are playing Pacman.
Busted a tree stump in half with a sludge hammer #nature #frontyard
Crocs are for people who want to add a degree of difficulty to getting laid.
I slap my snooze button like I slap dat ass @numnum12345
I need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash
Honestly have so Much in my head right now and no one to talk to
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Honestly if I don't make it then I'm rather off dead cause I don't want to live without making music and performing it
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Thinking again about making it getting my hopes up
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I swear some of you need to feature on a 1000 ways to die
Good luck on finals babe @numnum12345 this hedgehog is cheering for you pic.twitter.com/ikXaTVGKl5
Tell me straight up how you really feel.
School for 12 years, college for 4 years, then you work until you die. Cool.
Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford: Mercedes, Diamond, Bentley, Pearl, Light Bill, Rent, Car Insurance.
I hate it when people aren't easy to talk to. It makes you kind of mad and makes you over think a lot.
Good & Evil .. people tend to hold you in their thoughts .. You wonder why you encounter obstacles
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@ALICEGLASS sorry i ment to write there are 5 northern white rhino in existence:( the good news is there are 20,000 southern white rhino
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yesterday a southern white rhino died making there only five surviving southern white rhinos in the world.
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#AdvancedWarfare with my protege, he's keeping up lately lol
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care, pay my tuition.”
Need someone to talk to on the phone dm me
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Me + my bestfriend = fun and trouble
Okay random shout out to @adcartattack , he's a fucking beast and can pretty much draw anything. On that note, y'all should look through his work and designs... excellent work mate, keep it up!
Let's have an adventure!
The two only people I listen to is @theweeknd and @JohnnyRainOD both of these guys make the best music and put their heart into their songs
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A vagina is the ultimate man cave.
stains on clothes scars on people ♡^▽^♡
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The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
Pay back bitch, no one attacks me and gets away with it lol #ClashofClans
The awkward moment when your sneeze turns into a death metal scream
I wish I had speakers built inside my shower.
What @martinthetaco_xo sent me on kik lol #nohomo
We don't talk much, we need to fix this.