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Andy Lonsdaleite
When her head game is so strong, you put a holy bible to her forehead because she's sucking the soul out of your body like a demon.
I didn't even know the snake game could be completed until now 🐍⚫️i
Had a dream of my ex that she was homeless & stalking me. Shit was so random I laughed when I woke up lol oh & Slim Jesus was there too
Well you look like you ate your mattress lol
"I found your Twitter"
With all this negative shit happening right now, I'm happy to see that at least Charlie Sheen is positive about something
I use to have blue eyes. Sometime next year I'm going under a process that will convert my eyes back to blue permanently.
All shattered bones from the car accident healed within a month. All previous scars have healed as well recently.
My unique genetic pool has caused a series of mutations so says the doctor. Rapidly growing in strength without working out in years.
I'm 6"3 (6"4 with shoes) age 20. Haven't worked out in 2 years but recently in great shape.
I'm: British, Irish, Spanish, Greek, Mexican, Native American, African American & a few I can't remember. I'm just a mutt!
Going to starve myself until I reach legend on clash
Nudes are to men what flowers are to women. So make a mans day, ladies. Send him a booty pic or two.
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"Thats 141,328,567,794 grains of salt!"
when you go to bed feeling fabulous 💁�
Cloud surfing because it takes forever to find a raid
most people try to hide how they feel but that ain't me
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best relationship I had with a boy was when we planned to kill each other because we didn't want to live in this world
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I don't understand why girls like me in high school. I was fucking awkward as hell. Maybe because I was nice lol
I am fucking savage xD there's no other explanation #blackops3 #CrystalCastles #savage #MLG #nofucksgiven #whitekidsbelike
All fake. Just to provoke the 3rd Great War coming afoot. I strongly believe the US is trying to draw into a war soon. USA = ISIS
Supposedly they were paided actors, video was created by ISIS. Also people upload everyone at all time. Bull shit no one else had proof.
I don't want to be Anti Christ or anything but... I think Paris events are fake. People would have uploaded pics & vids of it. But nothing.
I don't mess with any girls I don't know. If you're intention with me is a 1 night stand you can easily go find someone else.
Wow I left for 10 minutes come back hearing noises to walk in in my friend smashing some stranger on my bed. I'm fucking mad, believe it.
Last night was cool. Had moderate fun I suppose. But non stop parties are getting really old.
Seems like you're doing well Lol
To him his own brand of darkness. Misunderstood by others.
My romantic level is over 9000!
Party at my house Rancho San Diego! Hmu
#prayforparis I am devastated over what has happened in Paris. Miss you all and love you all so much
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Non stop parties is getting old now
The people I follow on here aren't to active lol. Tis why I only check this app twice a week. I can scroll down & see posts from like 9 days ago
I am done with people, so fucking racist. Their ignorance pisses me off.
Haven't played a piano in half a year, it's a shame that I'm letting musical skills slip away.
I need to find myself a good girl. Never been with one so should be interesting
Shit got so awkward I kicked them all out. I don't like to be touched.
Been a while since I was this faded
Omg I have like 6 girls over & they're all very annoying. I forgot I hated people.
A guy who takes his time, I'll go for any time. I'm a fast movin' gal who likes them slow
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I don't hate you at all. I just hate the person you've became. Everyone changes, just not always for the better.
I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life.
Idk how I got so pale, wasn't always pale. But I like it. Makes me feel mysterious.
Dazzy said I'd be a sexy vampire lmao
I have cuts all over my wrists but I've never cut in my life 😧 got them from a crazy party I went to i think someone cut me

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