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It's just a sign that me and Lana are meant to be best friends ok.
The song American by @LanaDelRey is about me. My skin is golden brown. I'm young, dope, & proud. & AMERICAN. I mean what are the odds?!
I want to see Lady Gaga twerking
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But no, I got an ugly farmers tan. Now I look like an Oreo.
I wish people told me it was gonna be hot today, I would of cooked bacon on my car or something.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE “@arielzmermaid: It has become a tradition that every last day of school I play Summerboy 🎶☀🏊🍹✈�@ladygagadygaga”
I want to work at disney land. it seems fun as fuck!
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#Howto get extra credit in Mr. Krulls. Use awkward cheesy pick up lines. #loop vine.co/v/bE6KETuLz62
Both the teachers I need aren't here. Oh course. MAN FUCK Y'ALL I CAME EARLY SND EVERYTHING. YOU PROMISED. ),: *Heartbroken*
I hate being early because there is no one here I talk too. Ugh.
Do they not have a taco emoji? What is this mess!!
TACOS. ❤😍
I did not get enough sleep. What am I doing to myself getting up this early?
I miss basketball. 🏀
no matter how Early I go to bed, I still wake up so tired😩😴�#MeeeMoreSleeeeepeeep
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Awake for school and ready to drown myself in acid.
My mom is yelling at me and I'm chewing on ice so all I can hear is, jfkdchhsh Darae jdjdjsnxjjfjg are you djkkchhk listening to me ckjjkhj
There goes my good mood..
So, what's so neat about Path?
Mood: "Ugh."
I send the funniest snapchats.
i was sitting on a flower couch and now there is a flower pattern on my butt art
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Can we just skip to friday please?
How it's only tuesday is beyond me.
I may look like I'm listening to music but actually my volume is on 0 & I'm listening to everyones conversations because I'm a true spy kid.
Who's ready for school to be over? O/
We love kids. Hire us today as your babysitters. dangelo_mendez instagram.com/p/ZOZRk9iG2M/
I was trying to be sneaky & bring a drink to my room then I tripped & there is blood and Dr. Pib everywhere send help.
RT if it's very difficult for you to spend a day without hearing the voice of Lady Gaga.
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So motivated to work out and eat good right now but tomorrow it will all be gone when I see some cake.
If I had a car to worry about, I would be worrying
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Haha, I woke up and thought I was dreaming to this it was so scary. How am I going to be ablr to sleeeeeep I hate storms!
The thunder sounds like my stomach growling
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Holy shit. It's hailing so bad! I can't funking sleep! And I'm scared for my car right now..
Fries before guys.
You know that feeling you get when you send a winky face instead of a happy face? That's how I feel all the time.
Old Moore & new Moore ballin' it up! vine.co/v/b2FunUznlIw
You get teary-eyed when you yawn because you miss your bed.
So motivated to sleep through half this test!
I feel so rested. This is how school should be all the time!
There was more tear drops on my test then there was work.. #STAAR