I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
when someone you hate touches you pic.twitter.com/TQYgcXD2od
Hugs are so awkward when you aren't really sure where to put your arms.
When you accidentally send a text to the wrong person 😑�pic.twitter.com/6oc1cKbCcg
You remind me of my Chinese friend.. Ug Lee
How to track someone's location online.. pic.twitter.com/zic4yNxPmf
Las aguas claras de España. pic.twitter.com/kMfrwt2P7b
"One Direction solo le gusta a niñatas de 12 años" pic.twitter.com/TAf6tn927A
Death: "Take my hand." Person: "No! I know that if I touch you I'll die!" Death: "Oh my God you're so smart! High five!" *Person high fives*
the VMA's are like a holiday for people who tweet a lot
during a math test:
me: my answer = 23
answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer 😂
time to not get kissed under the mistletoe and not get kissed on new years
some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some ppl are just fucking dumb as hell
"The champagne Liam drank at his birthday was worth 2M dollars"
WHAT? I PAID FOR CHAMPAGNE&I HAVE TO EAT FOOD OFF THE $1 MENU AT MCDONALD'S
GO WATCH "THIS IS US" cause it isn't us lol :D GO NOW X
INSTEAD OF SELLING POPCORN AT THE MOVIE CAN THE THEATER SUPPLY US WITH TISSUES&INHALERS&OXYGEN TANKS I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD BE MORE USEFUL
THIS US!! Best movie ever!!
I need a day where I can meditate all day 💆 My brain hurts! 🙆
I smile and act like nothing is wrong, it's called putting shit aside and being strong.
I WAS LOOKING AT LIAM AND HIS PERFECT SMILE AND THEN I SAW PAULS FACE AND I CANT STOP LAUGIMG pic.twitter.com/6ombhMLeXf
When I was younger I couldn't wait to grow up to be older
. BUT THIS IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR.
"We can still be friends" is like saying "Hey, The dog died but we can keep it."
Giving gum to your friend is like a drug deal. "You didnt SEE anything, you didnt HEAR anything, and you sure as hell didnt get it from ME"
that one password you use for everything and if anyone ever figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your entire life.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KR4XFK… @beatrizpaulinoc @anapalmieri98 @fifilisi
loca miren el video entero y tu va ver un tipo como se cae cerca de TS
The boys have seen the video of Taylor saying 'shut the fuck up' ... hollywoodlife.com/2013/08/26/one…
BREAKING NEWS: THE BOYS WILL BE PREFORMING AT THIS YEARS VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW
the one thing thats good about being a girl is u can think about dirty stuff and not get a boner boom
Do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about?
If your way isn't working.. pic.twitter.com/y6BZd0Wpz8
How does Ariana dance in heels.
ED AND ELLIE WHAT IS GOING ON IM CONFUSED W H A T pic.twitter.com/umFtwtZEbL
The boys reaction' to Taylor winning, haha look at Paul behind Harry 24.media.tumblr.com/65621ef7bc6e2c…
why aren't there youtube video awards yet
Zayn already got to the hotel. (via @oh1dstalker
When my mom makes me try on clothes I hate pic.twitter.com/bkPCQ2Ikql
my outfit for school tomorrow pic.twitter.com/PVEhYtSBCs
YEEEEEEEAH BEST NIGHT EVER!!! AND THE SHOW HASN'T EVEN STARTED 😝
Teacher: Where's your homework ?
Me: Ummm... Yeah…... I thought you were gonna die today.
There are five types of fear.
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4: username or password is incorrect
5. we need to talk
I was looking for some lollies. In the fridge and look what I found!! 😱�instagram.com/p/daUsp_qHho/