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goodnight sweet prince
Happy that I got to celebrate some rad achievements with people that I love tonight #🙏🏻
Submitted all of my current unit assessments for grading but I'm too sick for a celebratory beer 🎉d
So stoked to see a Portuguese film on the @MIFFofficial
lineup, will definitely be going along to see Horse Money youtube.com/watch?v=N8e4Fo…
I have my chicken soup and feeling like I am one lucky girl 😻
If someone brought over some chicken soup to my bedside table, I'd love them forever probs.
Tfw it's almost 3am and you're writing a discussion paper on Polymorphism
I'd really like to be pleasantly surprised rather than continuously disappointed for a change. I guess that's the thing with expectations.
It's a 'sit down in the shower for over an hour and analyze your life' type of Saturday morning
EXEC 1: wat if we made space jam 2
EXEC 2: omg can u imagine
EXEC 1: i literaly am incapable of imagination. that is why i said space jam 2
I think that's the best part of a relationship. When you live together and they make you breakfast when you're hungover. I miss that...
I need Maccas but I think I'm still too drunk from last night to ride my bike. The struggle is too real rn
Why is @MeekMill
being mean to @Drake
. Drake don't deserve this. Drake was probably at home drinking almond milk not being mean to nobody.
Meek Mill 2 subtweets away from Drake making one of the greatest albums of the century ..
Get Hacked ?
Write His Own Lyrics?
Will Bill Cosby Ever Go To Jail?
Tune In Next Time On Dragon Ball Z
Just back on Twitter coz I heard someone's talking shit about @Drake
"This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year"
Please no dad
"..Inflation for you"
*kids start crying*
Just a little bit cold 😱❄️
Seeing my favourite funny person @arjbarker
at the Comics Lounge tonight 🙏🏻💖
you wouldnt believe this idiot i just saw on tinder, the phone program you use to find people to have sex with
You have to do what you like, and what your pocket likes: wise words from abuela 😉
when ur flakey internet doesn't drop out during @Chet_Faker
#tbt to that time when I was the only child 👨👩👧 was good while it lasted
Now off to stuff my face at the night markets with ribs and beer to celebrate.
I managed to find jeans today that fit my thick butt and thighs without being loose at the waist so you could say it was a good day.
men are scared of feminism cos they realise if women no longer give a shit about their income/status they have nothing to offer tbh lmao
Keen af to see @Oscarkeysung
My dad now follows me on Instagram. Goodbye Internet.
Tom Brady: So I said "It isn't flat!" and they were all "Yes it's flat!" and I'm like "No it's not!"
Christopher Columbus: I hear ya, man
breaking: man performs base share of housework. wins medal. congrats to man #bestboyfriend
tfw you are slowly turning into the internet
It feels like a tragedy to see immense beauty in the soul of someone who believes they have none
If you missed @Oliver_Mol
's Take 5 this morning, stream it in full here: abc.net.au/triplej/zan/bl…
Killer songs and crazy good stories await.
So the internal wiring at the new house is screwed and I can't connect to the internet, good times for me when i have assignments due...
SEXT: I HOPE YOURE DOING WELL
From last nights @vnamagazine launch at @juddyroller 🙏🏻
Gay marriage is wrong. Marriage is a holy union between two strangers who meet on national television.
When you see your new neighbours for the first time and they're even better than you could have hoped for
Tonight I went to see Bill Moran recite poetry at a bar, I think I finally understand love at first sight.
Wow: Austin now has a mostly-female city council - mansplaining how to work with women begins. washingtonpost.com/news/morning-m…