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When a DVD or CD is skipping, rub a banana over it to seal the scratches. Remember to wipe it off before you stick it back in.
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Cold showers are good for you. They help relieve depression and help keep skin and hair healthy.
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Pimple to painful to pop? Put it under hot water for a few seconds. This softens it and it will come off easily.
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Eating an orange before working out will keep you hydrated and keep your muscles from getting sore.
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When buying something online only read the reviews that gave it 3 stars—they're usually the most honest about pros and cons.
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Boxes are hard to carry and tend to tear when they're too heavy. When moving, pack heavy items, like books, in a rolling suitcase.
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how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling
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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos
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Brad Pitt and Lady Gaga were both strippers before they became famous.
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Beef - To have a grudge or start one with another person.
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Slumpbuster - Definitions include: an unattractive person with whom one has sex only in order to break a "sexual slump".
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Pussy Pleaser - A male who disregards all friends and family and sets aside his entire life in order to please his female.
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Bro Code - A set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between Bro's.
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If you see shoes hanging off a telephone wire, it likely means that someone is selling drugs nearby
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Confusing Wikipedia article? Click "Simple English" on the left list of languages and it'll whisk you to a simplified version.
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This is a microscopic photo of human eye. It actually looks like there is a burning forest at the bottom pic.twitter.com/RBEjGEOAxH
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I'm in a love/hate relationship with my hair
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“But no one ever told me that the devil could have eyes like sunsets & lips like heaven. Or how easily hell could become my bed at 1 a.m.”
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“I think the stars are smart for being far away. We can’t ruin them that way.”
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The key to a great life is an everlasting commitment to always move forward.
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A young Peruvian girl rests with her baby alpaca named Caramelo pic.twitter.com/TIP1Bl0ktN
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