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✗ZOLANSKI ✗
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"@FactSoup: Forgive others. Not necessarily because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace."
The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be read backwards and still makes sense.
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Sleeping is a cure to forget about pain, problems, stress and everything for a while.
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"You may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reasons. But one thing is for sure; mistakes help us to find the right person."
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"Loving someone doesnt need a reason. If you can explain why you love someone, its not called ""Love""... its called ""Like"""
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"@lnsaneTweets: wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing in life"
"@TheLifeDiaries: No one makes me laugh more than me."
Sometimes we don't need advice. We just need somebody to listen.
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People who create their own drama, deserve their own karma.
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When you see the ugly person your ex downgraded to pic.twitter.com/O7XDWvpfpT
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"I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy." - Zach Galifianakis
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*eating ice cream in the winter* THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
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drifting away from people sucks bc you just gradually quit talking until you don’t talk at all and then you just wonder what happened
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If there's an emoji by your name in my phone, you're doing something right
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my self esteem has two levels: im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love and bow down before me bitches i am your queen
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sorry mom I’m just taking your advice about not giving in to peer pressure so you’ll have to find someone else to do the dishes
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Some people aren't actually anti social, they're just very selective when it comes to the people they associate with
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When people get suspicious, trust disappears.
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♬ I'm up all night to get chubby ♬
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Patiently waiting for my boomerang to return...
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The whole world's tweeting, but sometimes I just want to chirp.
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Nobody rocks a sweater like Bill Cosby.
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Monopoly is truly a game of patience... Last one to shoot their brains out wins.
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"@LlamaFish: I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 92."
"@lnsaneTweets: Some people need to learn to shut the fuck up"
"@medaJolie: Me: "Heyyyyyyyy........" Friend: " Hi....." Me: "Well fuck you then.""
Missing someone causes insomnia. The frustration of being without that person keeps you awake at night.
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Monday: No! Tuesday: Ugh. 😞👎 Wednesday: Why? 😒 Thursday: Omg. 😱👊 Friday: Finally. 😁👍 Saturday: Yes! 😍👌 Sunday: Crying.😢👎
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Do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in
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Even if I'm not tweeting.. I'm always here. A l w a y s Scrolling. Judging. Judging. Scrolling. That's right I see everything
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Stalking is all fun and games until you accidentally press the like button
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person 1: i can draw really well person 2: i'm really athletic person 3: i'm hilarious and likable person 4: i'm gorgeous me: i can breathe
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The U.S. is no longer the fattest country in the world... Mexico is.
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Crazy girlfriend + Crazy boyfriend = Bipolar love
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When ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
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i am so done with school can it just be Christmas break already
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