When you find johnny depp to be hot af so you'll be like:
I WAS BORN IN A WRONG GENERATION
Here's a collection painting I did a few years ago for my mom who is a huge fan 😎🎉1cP
Happy birthday to one of my favourite and greatest actors of all time, Johnny Depp. #HappyBirthdayJohnnyDepp
He stole my heart at such a young age. I will always love him the same. #HappyBirthdayJohnnyDepp #JohnnyDepp
When a DVD or CD is skipping, rub a banana over it to seal the scratches. Remember to wipe it off before you stick it back in.
Cold showers are good for you. They help relieve depression and help keep skin and hair healthy.
Pimple to painful to pop? Put it under hot water for a few seconds. This softens it and it will come off easily.
Eating an orange before working out will keep you hydrated and keep your muscles from getting sore.
When buying something online only read the reviews that gave it 3 stars—they're usually the most honest about pros and cons.
Boxes are hard to carry and tend to tear when they're too heavy. When moving, pack heavy items, like books, in a rolling suitcase.
how did harry potter get down the hill?
Why did I divide sin by tan?
When people complain about my tweets
Brad Pitt and Lady Gaga were both strippers before they became famous.
Beef - To have a grudge or start one with another person.
Slumpbuster - Definitions include: an unattractive person with whom one has sex only in order to break a "sexual slump".
Pussy Pleaser - A male who disregards all friends and family and sets aside his entire life in order to please his female.
Bro Code - A set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between Bro's.
When the teacher wishes you good luck before the exam
If you see shoes hanging off a telephone wire, it likely means that someone is selling drugs nearby
Confusing Wikipedia article? Click "Simple English" on the left list of languages and it'll whisk you to a simplified version.
This is how you Remove a stuck ring.
This is the microscopic image of the human tongue.
This is a microscopic photo of human eye. It actually looks like there is a burning forest at the bottom
North West is just gorgeous 😍b
I'm in a love/hate relationship with my hair
“But no one ever told me that the devil could have eyes like sunsets & lips like heaven. Or how easily hell could become my bed at 1 a.m.”
“I think the stars are smart
for being far away.
We can’t ruin them that way.”
Balcony Window For Your Tiny House.
The key to a great life is an everlasting commitment to always move forward.
Red Velvet Ice Cream Cake