"I rather not live at all, than live my life without you." - Beyonce
Obsessed with the Covet Fashion app. Dress up dolls for grown ups. Let's share closets at bit.ly/17kpmQ5
What color are your eyes? — Brown/black ask.fm/a/ce82gcnk
What foreign language would you like to learn? — Chinese ask.fm/a/ce82d6l9
How would you describe your style? — Wild ask.fm/a/ce82bgo4
Which was your most memorable birthday? — My 10th ask.fm/a/ce82b0ae
What's your favorite day of the week? — Thursday ask.fm/a/ce829ml5
What's your favorite photo that you've taken? — ask.fm/a/ce824oij
Do you think you're brave? — Kinda ask.fm/a/ce81qpo7
What is your favorite sport to watch? — Soccer ask.fm/a/ce81qinh
What is your attitude to smoking? — Cool, but I don't smoke tho ask.fm/a/ce81o2qm
Would you clone yourself if you could? — No ask.fm/a/ce81hgkf
What are you terrible at? — Dancing ask.fm/a/ce81flph
What is the most popular lie, people tell to each other? — I'll be there in a minute, I'm on my way ask.fm/a/ce81ecbf
What is your favorite hobby? — Reading novels ask.fm/a/ce81e9gj
When you imagine yourself as really, really relaxed and happy, what are you doing? — Listening to music ask.fm/a/c69kappm
Venustraphobia is the fear of beautiful women.
Whatever happened to food fights? I haven't heard a good "food fight" story in years. Tell me they're still around, don't break my heart.
When you find johnny depp to be hot af so you'll be like:
I WAS BORN IN A WRONG GENERATION
Here's a collection painting I did a few years ago for my mom who is a huge fan 😎🎉1cP
Happy birthday to one of my favourite and greatest actors of all time, Johnny Depp. #HappyBirthdayJohnnyDepp
He stole my heart at such a young age. I will always love him the same. #HappyBirthdayJohnnyDepp #JohnnyDepp
When a DVD or CD is skipping, rub a banana over it to seal the scratches. Remember to wipe it off before you stick it back in.
Cold showers are good for you. They help relieve depression and help keep skin and hair healthy.
Pimple to painful to pop? Put it under hot water for a few seconds. This softens it and it will come off easily.
Eating an orange before working out will keep you hydrated and keep your muscles from getting sore.
When buying something online only read the reviews that gave it 3 stars—they're usually the most honest about pros and cons.
Boxes are hard to carry and tend to tear when they're too heavy. When moving, pack heavy items, like books, in a rolling suitcase.
how did harry potter get down the hill?
Why did I divide sin by tan?
When people complain about my tweets
Brad Pitt and Lady Gaga were both strippers before they became famous.
Beef - To have a grudge or start one with another person.
Slumpbuster - Definitions include: an unattractive person with whom one has sex only in order to break a "sexual slump".
Pussy Pleaser - A male who disregards all friends and family and sets aside his entire life in order to please his female.
Bro Code - A set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between Bro's.
When the teacher wishes you good luck before the exam
If you see shoes hanging off a telephone wire, it likely means that someone is selling drugs nearby
Confusing Wikipedia article? Click "Simple English" on the left list of languages and it'll whisk you to a simplified version.
This is how you Remove a stuck ring.