Franklin & Bash. Rizzoli & Isles. And now King & Maxwell. You need help naming a show, boo?
People will make the most insane promises just so they can exit a conversation. "Great seeing you. Yes, we should DEF go to Europe soon!"
Who knew we'd like to see each other's coffees so much!
I guess I love how humble Kanye West is.
And then there was one. Many, many thanks to everyone who subscribed to the Pops and Clicks subscription series! It's been a challenging and rewarding experience for me to debut some of my new writing in this unconventional way, and I'm grateful to have had so many of you share in the process. The s
If you can't parallel park your car on the first three attempts, try abandoning the vehicle and leaving your whole life behind.
People of Toronto! Go see @joeycomeau
read from his new book tomorrow night, cos he is a gem and I would if I could. blogto.com/events/77557
Ladies: When the barista asks for your name, say Brienne of Tarth, then punch your fist through the pastry display case.
What's up with all the dancing in tampon commercials?
"Feeds 2-4" is never more hilarious than when I'm just about to finish eating the whole thing.
I only smoke when I'm drinking bleach.
Advertisers seem to be telling me to be myself but with more abs.
Brown butter scone, Americano, wallet
I love how my lady dog doesn't even want to look in the mirror before we leave the house.
Knowledge is power. Confidently pay for dinner and drinks with your library card.
We've had too much coffee.
Y'know what's so gay? Me.
"I still believe in paradise. But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for, 'cause it's not where you go. It's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're a part of something, and if you find that moment... it lasts forever..." [The Beach]
I love having scant regard for things.
The final Pops and Clicks issue is "Love Machine" and it ships mid-month, but you can see the @pauldotey
cover now: shar.es/w4PGn
I usually flail them overhead, but I'm open to the possibility that there's something better I could be doing with my arms when I run.
Well you know what they say about getting older? Yum! Wait. No that can't be right.
Perspectives on publishing: 5 writers talk about their chosen paths ow.ly/lGRTi #publishing #indieauthor #selfpublish
Anyways. That was fun and truly shocking and upsetting, and TV doesn't effectively deliver all that very often. Well done, @GameOfThrones
I AM SO SHOCKED BY GAME OF THRONES THAT I JUST TURNED DOWN PIE
I don't know what to do with my life after that Game of Thrones.
I might throw a goblet at the TV.
Do I even bother putting on fresh underpants before tonight's Game of Thrones?
Thanks for looking!
This bug's for you.
It's Saturday night and all I wanna do is hug.
Southie gets a lick. vine.co/v/b3alFejWt27
Just grow with it.
I remember when moms looked like moms and not weathered, sandblasted tweens.
How is everything going in your lif-- Nope. I can't even. Look, do you still have a pool?
Nothing tastes as good as eating till you fall asleep feels.
The scene in Take This Waltz where they get martinis. Fuuuck.
I want a coffee maiden in the streets and a beer wench in the sheets.
You guys should see the rad candleholders I'm making out of the bones of my enemies. They'll be in my Etsy shop next week!
I saw a muscle guy run a stop sign while applying makeup with a brush, so add that to the L.A. Tourism campaign.
Just parked my car on No Fucks Given Boulevard.
There is no "I" in "GET ME A COFFEE".