| Always drink responsibly.
Image courtesy: @lifeserial
Happy hour light. / Shot for @belvederevodka #knowthedifference
A lot of people out there thinking they're hot stuff, real cute, and I'm here to let 'em know: you're right.
Left an event early to eat gummies on the couch. I am as the kids say sorry but also not feeling sorry.
"Santosha" is acceptance of—and contentment with —wherever you may be in the present moment. It's a sort of inner peace, even when shit's bananas. What a concept! What a struggle sometimes!
The coffeeshop smells like mozzarella sticks this morning. Please don't steal my new business idea.
This is my dog's snapcode, if you're interested.
Figure 1: A cloud.
Overheard a woman say something was "a disaster on every level" and then she started naming all of the levels. She's still going.
Sunny morning. ☀️☕️
Sorry, I'm a man and I have needs. I watched the new episode of Broad City without you.
Just realized my personal style icon is Huckleberry Finn.
chyron moments ago:
Love the way new Snapchat seamlessly plays all unwatched Stories and makes it feel like EVERYONE is hanging out together without you.
Smiled real big, teeth and everything, at a human who was being a sack of garbage.
Wishing you a great Wednesday.
At the salad place where this girl just dug down deep and whispered to her friend, "I have to admit I fucking love caesar salads."
Listen, fill my spam inbox with whatever junk you want, but I DRAW THE LINE at 'adult diaper solutions.'
Scooter girl, you had style. Wherever you zoomed off to, I hope you're having a nice day.
On hold for so long that I forgot what my life was like prior to being on hold, but a member of their caring staff will be right with me.
I can't believe Georgia tourism sponsors Real Housewives of Atlanta. Like, come visit for all the stress and yelling.
This is my little meditation corner. I started using @headspace this week, and I really like it. Is anyone else a fan?
Watching a 10-second Snapchat story of people at a club is always just the right amount of clubbing for me.
I luv how casually Karen becomes a journalist in Daredevil S2, then when she finally reads her big story it sounds like a LiveJournal entry.
I dropped a big green bean in my lap during lunch so that is what that stain is.
1️⃣9️⃣ Charcoal Lemonade: alkaline water, lemon, sugar cane juice, montmorillonite clay, activated charcoal. | For @juiceservedhere #juiceserial #makeportraits
Cameron ordered chilaquiles this morning.
Started using @Get_Headspace
today. Kind of excited. bnc.lt/CTGd/APJZjQg20r
Teen dream. 🏄🏽
I got a pocket, got a pocketful of outrage; I got a hate and I know that it's all mine oh, oh oh oh TAKE ME AWAYYYYY, A SECRET PLACE, A SWEE
A single cluster of seconds.
Drinking hot coffee through a straw : Eating pizza with a fork and knife
Sunday 😌: A few extra hours to sit quietly and think + late 3pm check-outs and extended breakfast service. | @westin #sleepwell #westinweekend #spon
Saturday 😌: sleep, swim, relax, repeat. | @westin #sleepwell #westinweekend #spon
😴💤 It's World Sleep Day. Chill out! I'm always looking for excuses to slow down, so I'll be keeping that in mind this weekend, as well as sharing some images I made at @westin Pasadena to celebrate feeling like 😌. |#sleepwell #westinweekend #spon
Um, hi. I posted an Instagram of my darling little dog and she is smiling and giving it all she's got; smash that heart button, duh!
Ninja, say cheese.
Just another beautiful day where we are reminded the planet doesn't truly love us and can get rid of us at any time. latimes.com/science/la-me-…
I made you a French press. Good morning from L.A.
I made you a French press. Good morning from L.A. ☕️🌄😊
I like a 7.99 t-shirt. That feels good to me.
These t-shirts are just 3 for $100 if you haven't a care in the world.
Little red machine. #🚗
A moment from this morning's bike ride.
I want junk food, and also not to have to race through life trying to achieve things.