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Matt Allard
Oh, if you have model abs, it's not true when you describe yourself as "just your average boy next door." Cool world you live in though.
💡 Save a little energy, help save the world from climate change? That sounds like… wait for it… a pretty bright idea. (Sorrrry!) // It's been fun to create some images in collaboration with @EnergyUpgradeCalifornia. Share how you're conserving water and energy using #StayGoldenCA and you could win
Bummed you didn't wave when I let you merge. I thought we were good together. I thought we had something.
People are becoming clouds.
I wish when you finished drinking at a bar you got to smash the glass against a wall.
"I'm calling out Gwen Stefani, Justice Antonin Scalia, and my girl Miss Piggy! You bitches got 24 hours to complete the challenge!"
Hilarious to find out which random celebrities are friends and calling each other out for this ALS Challenge thing.
Hide your kids, hide your wife--I'm in bed reading a book at 9 o'clock on a Friday night.
Checking books out of the library like it's sexy.
I would spit up an entire lunch if someone ever introduced himself to me as a "social media mogul."
If you stay and keep eating, you never have to pay the bill.
No water was wasted in making this photo that will hopefully get you thinking about water conservation and how, especially in CA, it's desperately needed. Drought vibes, hashtag notcool. // Photo in collaboration with @EnergyUpgradeCalifornia. Share how you're conserving water and energy using #Stay
Roses are red / some buildings are blue / hope everyone has a nice Wednesday / yes, I'm talking about you.
"Step Up All In. Yes, Step All The Damn Way In. Get In There And Dance, For Crying Out Loud: The Movie"
Our pain is so rooted in our lopsided view of reality. Who ever got the idea that we could have pleasure without pain? It's promoted rather widely in this world, and we buy it. But pain and pleasure go together; they are inseparable. They can be celebrated. They are ordinary. Birth is painful and de
Melted candy in my yoga bag. Probably a sign.
Oh to be a golfer and able to win things with my strokes.
24 hours in the desert.
You don't have to have your pants unzipped and halfway down when entering a public restroom; you can wait a few more moments.
Look out cos I'm training my mind for happiness, motherfuckers!