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Horny Notes
Guys who grab your face with both hands when they kiss you win at pretty much everything.
I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.
Wearing a t-shirt with no bra and just underwear is pretty much heaven.
I'm sorry I have trust issues, but when you give someone everything and they toss it away like nothing, something inside of you breaks ๐Ÿ’”
I wonder how many times we forgive someone just because we donโ€™t want to lose them.
I care about you more than you think.
Boyfriends that take pictures of their girlfriends and post it with something sweet as heck make me smile so much omg โ˜บ๏ธ
I want years ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ’, Not just months ๐Ÿ“…
Something about you is so damn addicting..
I'll fight for you, but I'll never fight over you. If you entertain somebody else they can have you.
Text her something sweet while she's sleeping, so in the morning she wakes up with a smile on her face โ˜บ๏ธ
I'm not afraid to try again, I'm just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.
Who's A 90's Baby With No Babies? ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿญ
Ignore me? Okay that's cool, just don't be mad when I do it to you.
I can admit, I'm a different person now than I was a year ago
I'm glad I met you, I hope you know that.
Shit gets old. You get tired of trying to work things out. You get tired of giving chances. Sometimes you just have to let people go.
Parents, problems, friends, fakes, boys, love, crush, dating, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness. It's life.
I wish I could hurt you the way you hurt me. But I know that if I had the chance, I wouldn't do it.
When I date someone, I think long term. What's the point of dating someone if you only want them temporarily?
When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far, and no one can ever tear them apart.
I say "i don't know" to everything when I'm in a bad mood.
Music is life, that's why our hearts have beats.
You don't understand and I can't explain
I hate getting flashbacks from things I don't want to remember.
I really want to be with you right now.
You'll meet two kind of people in your life: Ones who'll build you up and ones who'll tear you down, but in the end, you'll thank them both.
Sometimes you expect more from someone, because you would do that much for them.
Ever said "I'm done" and went right back?
RT if you're missing someone right now.
Stop overthinking. Relax and let it go.
It hurts when you go through something that kills you inside but you have to act like it doesn't affect you at all.
I think a lot, but I don't say much
Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
No calls, no texts, nothing. But here I am thinking about you like crazy.
Re-reading old messages puts you in the best mood for 10 seconds then slaps you back to reality and you realize how much changed.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
Without fingers, I point, Without arms, I strike, Without feet, I run. What am I?
How can you make 7 even?
What travels around the world while staying in a corner?
Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What Is It?
A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word?
RETWEET If you can read this:
A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dogโ€™s name?

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