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The day my child tells me to shut up I will look up at God and say "rah, you need them this early? It shall be done my lord"
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when you cut people off and life starts to improve :))))
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL who is this girl 😂😂pic.twitter.com/VcdZRgULgMLgM
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accidentally faving random tweets when scrolling 😩
Drake sounds jokes when he's trying to sound like a Londoner 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Ay shut down wirepic.twitter.com/sPILfYEp3K/sPILfYEp3K
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People who aren't on Twitter will show you the deadest, oldest memes & videos but you just have to fake laugh & make out like its fresh 😂😐
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Asian girls will still wear ballerina pumps even if there was a storm outside
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SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS? TV SERIES??? life is made.
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"i learned your whole language but you don't even have enough language in you to pronounce my name" - d. kaur
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Gtfoh😂😂�@CaptainPajamasmas: She went to prom in an ambulance and woke up after she got kissed by prince charming lpic.twitter.com/fje5iwTZtbZtb"
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a nickname mothers give your bf/gf: A. daughter In-law B. son In-law C. yo lil friend #AskRachel
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#AskRachel What is your mama not? A) your teacher B) your daddy C) one of ya little friends on the street
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£250k compensation from Alton Towers you know. I lost my leg, are you mad? I want minimum £1m, a robot leg and a ride in my name
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"Move get out the way" *Does Epic roll* 😂😭😂😭😭😭. Nigga nobody was in ya way 😭😭. He planned that roll fotwitter.com/_jegraham/stat…hKJ5d5pu
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So here's a scoop. "A" finally knows "A" is "A." #SeasonOfAnwsers
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#HowManyTimes Am I Gonna Have To Open Stories And See Smoke Being Blown At Me.
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When the teacher says "I'm not going to name any names but..." pic.twitter.com/X6mGujumRq
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How Kirk gone be when his ass get home & all his shit gone. 😂😂�#LHHATLHpic.twitter.com/uePfWWgRd4gRd4
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When ur browsing Netflix n the people ur with are like "hurry up and pick one" fam I will turn the TV off and we can sit here in silence
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When ya first son bring home a white girl, ya second son bring home a man & ya third son bring home a senior citizen pic.twitter.com/26jyHDbAAH
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#WhenHooyoSaid when ur names asmaa and hoyos calling u like "naya asmaa asthma ku dhishay..." n u start getting these coughs the next day😢😢
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the same long brown coat, the same nike sneakers, the same makeup, the same black baseball cap. it's like seeing one girl a million times
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Left a face mask on my eyebrows for too long and then my eyebrows peeled off with it 😳�pic.twitter.com/TknqzUmvBtBt
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When your sibling tries to take your charger 😂😂😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/DYpofpOXkCYpofpOXkC
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"to be honest? this ain't fucking Instagram." 😭😭😭pic.twitter.com/u5kFwS4rLJS4rLJ
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1 of my female students was smoking in the bathroom so I'm sitting outside til she done so I can suspend her ass pic.twitter.com/xMaQYinbg3
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'Akh' is now officially part of british urban slang/ culture tbh twitter.com/mo_1up/status/…
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final episode of revenge 😭😭




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