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Beth's mum flirts with me and she's 40. Bless her 😅
Mario kart tournaments are intense and don't even say they aren't
Sunsets and evening drives are cool
If you think I'm ignoring you... I am. My phone is in my hand 24/7 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
My recent pictures are mainly screenshots
Pretty chill laying outside on the trampoline with a blanket looking at stars and talking about life and shit
If you've slept with someone years back and you see them with someone new, why the fuck is that your business?
So we're in the pub and someone at the table next to us just accepted a marriage proposal. In a fucking pub? At least make some effort jeez😂
My eyebrows arent actually bad. They just go thin really quickly so in pictures it looks like I have shit eyebrows
Brb while I go through my instagram and mock my own eyebrows
So my brother wore a neon green polo on picture day
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That sounded a lot more pop punk than I thought it would be
It's actually so cool that i've got so many memories with my friends who I've seen weird and funny things with. No one can take that from me
Knuckle puck without barrier is so fucking out of hand
Props to Barfly for playing house inbetween bands
Knuckle Puck at barfly tonight. No barrier. Beyond stoked man
Last night I introduced myself to a group of girls as "Guido" for reasons that I am still unsure of even now
Me: "okay I cant spend any money tonight, we'll just have pre drinks at mine then go out" *goes out and buys 3 rounds of drinks* fuck sake😂😒
A bouncer last night pointed in the general direction of my head and said "take that shit off" and I dont know if he meant my hat or my face
So after my night last night out I remember leaving the house at 5am to pick someone up in my car. I mean why the fuck hahah
How have I been parred off for some 1/10 guy
I've been bought a drink hahaha sick
Apparently i'm going out tonight???? Ok cool
Yo Southampton how bout we play a house show after the gig tonight? Cool? Message @L0wRegards for info ✌🏼️🏄�0RcH
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Last night was the best London show we've ever done. Thank you so much! 📷:@ElliottInghammi
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If this gets 10k retweets, @ComedyGamer will dye his hair pink. You're on Deji.
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State champs last night were so good #statechamps #thefinerthings #knucklepuck #copacetic #roamuk #headdown #o2academyislington
I can't unhear the first lyric of Safeguard as "everybody needs a tuna" 😂😂 @roamuk #statechamps #thefinerthings #knucklepuck #copacetic #roamuk #headdown #o2academyislington
@roamuk never disappoint! Even as a support act they give it 100%, great seeing these guys again last night with Knuckle Puck and State Champs. @costelloroam and his backflips are the best 😂👍🏼👊🏼 #statechamps #thefinerthings #knucklepuck #copacetic #roamuk #headdown #o2academyislington
Acceptable - saying excuse me and asking me to move Not acceptable - not saying anything and pushing past
Ah nah this girl is too drunk and every time she falls into me I lightly push her away but she retaliates and just slapped me in the face
We're one minute into this gig and i've already a PDA couple hugging from behind and barging into me *sigh* for fuck sake
State Champs, Knuckle Puck and Roam tonight in London. V excited
Ever just go for a browse on instagram and somehow end up looking at a friend of a friend's sister's roommate's dinner from 44 weeks ago?
my face is a strange shape
I've been added on snapchat by an account that goes by the name "untamed pussy" and yes, it is as funny as it sounds
One year with my boyfriend, one day into freshers and he's already cheated😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
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What annoyed me most is the songs they made us sing were christian and jesus christy as fuck. I didnt wanna sing about that shit bro
I can still remember some of those bastard songs in their entirety. They've been permanently seared into my subconscious
I'm sorry there's still one thing I don't understand. How did singing songs in primary school assemblies help with anything?
There's a spider hanging on my ceiling and a flying thing buzzing around. It's only a matter of time now...
The ratio of creepy crawlies to spiders in my room is all wrong. Any spiders needing a place to crash and find food hmu
I've never seen the appeal of party drugs really
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My cat is sad because he played me a song he'd written in tribute to our 15 year friendship & I called it "mediocre".
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I cant listen to man overboard now without cringing
Applies to so many people I know 😲�ml
He said "i've been driving since 1938, I drove during the war" what a fucking cool guy

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