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Parents left over curry. Looks shit. But I'm munching atm and it's peng
pic.twitter.com/96hgqyj69K Yes While She Sleeps! Get on my iPod haha
Lindt golden bunnies are the fucking greatest think I've ever eaten
This guy in farmfoods is proper weirdddd hah
What the fuuuuck ahahahahhahah
They say I can't last a day in the real world, I say you wouldn't survive one night in mine.
They say it all breaks down to keeping your feet on the ground. My sole intention is keeping my head in the clouds
Cigarette break. I'd rly like a can of Monster rn as well
I'd love to make kid's TV progrmmes, because you could put this shit in and they'd have no idea until they grow up
pic.twitter.com/Fn27lJuRKX Props to Rob and Jack for tweeting for me from college, thanks you cunts
WHO THE FUCK IS ON MY TWITTER ACCOUNT OMG
Lately I've recruited loads of people into listening to While She Sleeps.
#WhileSheSleeps 
Thought
@CuntWatching1 would appreciate this. H is probably what the thick cunt got in his GCSE's
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@LewIsNotAJewtAJew” I wish I could unsee
People's loyalty these days is a fucking joke
"Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils"
Definitely want these lyrics tattooed on me when I turn 18
pic.twitter.com/usezhNomBc I've been ignoring some proper annoying bitch for the past year and she's still not getting the hint. Wow
So the year 11's had their last day today. Cool. Then I see this as a caption for a picture on Facebook. What a cunt
pic.twitter.com/2FPukqdo8M Last I checked I was a fucking wreck
And I'm down, down but definitely not out
Look at my fucking red shoes.
pic.twitter.com/FTxTLZJy3F Charger has broke, so no iPhone 5 for me. Yay
Yet I sit here in the same place every night and wait for you to come back home
All I seem hear in my head is your voice on repeat, I close my eyes and I still fucking see you there
I'd really like a cigarette right this second
This earache is so fucking bad if feels as if I'm dying. And I'm not exaggerating. Someone make me tea and chicken sandwiches? I'd luv ya
Jesus christ man, I thought you had more fucking standards than that?
What the fuck am I that I even consider going to sleep at this time
I'm sorry, I can't contain my laughter at the 13 year old that is threatening me over snapchat and asking if "we clear" ok no I am done omg
This bus was 20 minutes late and now this driver thinks he's going to wait here at a stop for a little chat on the phone? You cunt!
Rahhh an undercover car just stopped someone speeding outside the uni hahah
Watching people run for the bus is hilarious entertainment
"Charging is not supported by this accessory" What, my iPhone 5 charger for my iPhone 5? Oh, silly me
Illuminate the planes of consciousness
ERGH. Autocorrect has decided to turn itself on. Fuck offfffffff. I want it off for a reason
don't even listen to slim, yo, he's bad for u
I will put my strength in numbers, this is the Six.
Ask any While She Sleeps fan, these lyrics mean so much. Chills every time I read them tbh
pic.twitter.com/p5tkb9fmZN Ive literally walked from stevenage station to tesco and already seen 5 pregent teens lol
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@CaitlinC97: It will literally be the biggest plot twist if Niall comes out as the gay one from One Direction” 'one' they all are tbh
Can happily say I've never sent hate anonymously on Ask.fm or Formspring. If you have something to say, say it straight up. Or else shut up