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L e w i s

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why would you make an account on a site where you can ask anonymous question if you can't handle hate
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Drinking monster increases my heart rate like fucking fuck
You attention seeking stupid cunt.
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@UberFacts: The mating ritual of the Sloth, including foreplay, takes place and finishes within 5 seconds.” @TheaWardy
Status I just saw on Facebook, Couldn't of said it better if I tried, Wow. pic.twitter.com/nqpL0qFzvL
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Everyone is taking sides with religion after this Woolwich killing. But read this: pic.twitter.com/v62FWdEo7x
If a man speaks in a forest, and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Jack you're a garlic bread
jack i hate you
All those things that you said was it all in my head?
I need higher tolerance levels, threatening a year 10 with a hole punch and shouting 'do you want to be fucking hole punched' isn't mature
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3 kids with Beats by Gay headphones on this bus all sat together. Errrrghhhhh that's grim
"Scars don't heal when you keep cutting. Always cutting. Getting deeper. Always deeper" yep.
Got paid like £100. Fucking sweeeet bro
Over and over, over and over. Fucking hell. Fuck.
Definitely need to buy some baccy today
You look like a toe, go away
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Forest Segway Monkey Safari Thorpe Park Go Karting PaintBalling France. This Summer should be gooood😊
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Every school has that group of 'popular' girls that think they're really cool, yet everyone really thinks they're horrible sluts
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Nah Lady Gaga is fucking weird and sexually suggestive as fuck. Which is weird because she's butters
Listening to Lady Gaga like sorry what the fuck? This is what you listen to? Idk? Probably because I'm monging but idk
Defo sat here listening to Set Fire To The Rain. And enjoying it. Mate idegaf ok
College toilets smell so much because people shit in there then use the handryer that is so close to the toilet, it heats the poo smell urgh
Everyone is taking revision so seriously as if it's the be all and end all of your life
Music makes more sense to me now
Pendulum is like hypnotising me
Life is great hahahaha
I'm going on an asdventure hah
Someone dropped a massive shit in one of the college toilets. And it smells rotten
Remember: When you step forward to be "the guy pushing the open button on the doors", everyone is counting on you. Don't mess that up.
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Actually dying reading the @lyricalsloth tweets
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my sloth
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I bet you look sloth on the dance floor
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It's like you're my sloth, my sloth staring back at me
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Do you ever just look at someone and want to have sex with them
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Definitely just let that girl go before me on the bus so I could get a good look at her arse
Full on using a tumblr stolen picture to desribe your life what the fucking even ahahhahaahahhahahahahah
HAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHA omg,
Being on Facetime to someone while doing a poo >
Xbox One > everything else
Am definitely watching #XboxReveal whilst being semi erect
Come in to find this lazy shit sprawled out on the table pic.twitter.com/lqPgXDiqjZ
What a way to end the world, with false hope in you.
Dubstep isn't good to listen to in earphones. Because if you start bouncing to it then you'll look like a knob