People that think there's a genre of music called "screamo" are fucking morons
I've binge watched the whole first season of Rick and Morty tonight. I regret nothing. It's trippy af and I love it
wow it's almost like depression is a common mental illness that affects 1 in 5 ppl twitter.com/1523_fab/statu…
What a good band
Your MCM once thought it was cool to wear a sex drugs and sausage rolls t shirt
Imagine thinking girls live to please men twitter.com/g_pesci_/statu…
Astroid boys next week at borderline, what you saying 😎
Everyone needs a friend like me ☺️😇D
The man of the evening, Michael Prentice. Raised over £500 for cancer research as part of his… instagram.com/p/BNSZwwHAwYC/
Cute date idea - take me to cat cafe in London
I don't get people who try and initiate conversation with me pre 9:00 like "Hey, you alright?"
Yes, I'm doing my morning routine pls go away
is my fucking hero I swear
It's true. You saved fabric 🙏🙏facebook.com/notes/fabriclo…
It just aint living I just hope you know THAT IF YOU SAY GOODBYE TODAY I'D ASK YOU TO BE TRUE, CAUSE THE HARDEST PA… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Adding yet another girl's jealous ex boyfriend onto the list of people who don't like me 😴 ahahahah
Architects and Bury Tomorrow looked so good at Brixton last night. I'm mardy I didn't get tickets
I was a drunk piece of shit last night in front of my parents for the first time and I think now they hate me
Birthdays are great. Other than paying for my share of dinner I didn't spend anything and everyone got me completely waved
Hate these 'you're not a politician' dickheads. You're not a footballer but I still have to read your shit tweets about it every day
I'm actual 21 today. Love me
I'm out for food and my date has gone to the toilet. The waitress came over and I thought I must look like such a loner lmao fuck
Make America Great Again*.
*offer excludes blacks, hispanics, Muslims, LGBT, women, immigrants, Jews, the disabled, the vulnerable etc
I will finish what you started
First presidential speech he makes is about "people of all races and religions coming together". you lit said the opposite in ur rallies wtf
History really does repeat itself. At the moment it looks like America is heading towards Germany in the 1930's
America is fucked.
The world is fucked.
We're all completely fucked. Nice knowing you all
yoooo definitely catching @ENTERSHIKARI
next year. Squad up squad up! #TTTS2017
Why? People expressing who they are pisses you off? The actions of other people have nothing to do with u. Get on w… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
chances are if you're constantly posting things like, "snaps?" "someone speak" or "inbox me?" then nobody actually wants to talk to you 😂
Protect your furry household companions tonight. They are important
I got on the pole for the first time ever last night in Pinks. Turns out i'm actually quite good at it. got a lot of applause and cheers 😅
Telling gay men that are hitting on me and buying me drinks that i'm straight, then watching their face drop is a guilty pleasure of mine
They need to let you set your preferences on tinder. That way I can see only the tattooed, pierced, alternative and possibly crazy girls
If your friends don't like your photos for moral support, are they even your friends? 🤔
"A journey of a thousand miles still begins with a single step"
Left - 2014
Right - 2016
We're getting there, one d… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
People that set off fireworks any time other than bonfire night and new years are almost as bad as people who clap when a plane lands
for being one of the realest guys in music, not charging fans for basic human to human intera… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
Not many things cringe me out more than the phrase "up for a laugh"
PSA: LETS ALL REMEMBER THIS WHILE WE ENJOY THE HALLOWEEN WEEKEND 🙂i
I'm a slutty school girl for Halloween
When you go to the toilet and realise how drunk you are 😩
this is why you don't make assumptions about what's not your business 😊😊😊😊😊😊�o/HNNrjeha03
Having a nap before a heavy sesh is absolutely essential
i saw this in a toilet and thought it was important and should be a thing everywhere not just lincolnshire !!!!
When someone randomly texts you "wyd?" that only means one thing
RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2
Coming Fall 2017
Straight boys must be stopped