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My order at mcdonalds came to nearly Β£10. Wtf i hardly even ordered that much πŸ™„πŸ˜’
I told him it was all a LIGHThearted joke. That made him angrier
The light switch for our bathroom is in the hall so while my dad was in the shower I switched it off. I'm such a dick to live with πŸ˜‚
who the fuck is ryan ruckledge?
loool when no one knows you by your singing ability so you have to be a racist to get some attention. Tragic... πŸ˜‚…I
My basement ticket arrived today ☺️
My boss took the piss out of me because I take naps still. Naps are the one man! How can you hate naps?
We need more people like this in the world. This guy has the right idea
I don't need to see your relationship shite down my timeline all day every day. I don't care
I'd really like to go to the beach at christmas and go swimming. Fuck christmas dinner, it's overrated. Defy convention
PLEASE WATCH! my borderline personality video! #raiseawareness… PLEASE SHARE Really important to me @abiwatermelon
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Receptionist asked whats on my tshirt. I told her, she said she doesnt know who or what Trash Boat are because shes not "down with the kids"
Just walked past someone in the hallway and said hello. Does this mean I always have to say hello or was it a one off?
I should tidy my room before taking photos in it really
I got out my car to fill up with petrol and got a surprise because the fucker decided it had other ideas and started to roll away from me
Hawkeye is a useless Avenger
Shoutout to the guys I used to go school with who last night asked me if i've started taking steroids. I'm like, nah man ☺️☺️☺️
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Them ones after a night out where you have someone else's blood on you and don't know why???
Fuck sake, james and jason buying me shots and a bottle of champagne. I'm going to be wrecked by the end oc tonight
Right then lads, who's got PSN?
Did you know its free for you to mind your own fucking business.
Beth's dad mocked my odd socks. I feel like he thinks less of me now :(
"Oli and Hannah are relationship goals!" - well Hannah cheated on Mat Welsh for Oli so no, she's a twat really
People that take my equipment at the gym without asking if i'm still using it: πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»
The receptionist is married but still flirts with me every time I come into the gym πŸ˜‚πŸŒš
Is your drug dealer not conforming to the law ? Is he NOT charging you 5 pence for your snap bag ? Call us and let us know
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"@AmiinaJones: all boys think with their dicks" My dick doesn't have a brain. Can you give it one?
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Fidlar are fucking alright too
Wolf Alice are alright mate
Why the fuck do you think you can make plans then stand me up? πŸ€”πŸ˜‘
Just had my picture taken for my work pass and I look like a fucking toe. Could they not just use a picture from my instagram instead?
It's a wednesday evening and i'm in the pub drinking my 3rd pitcher, lmao
Lots of thought and effort went into my costume, no expense was spared and im pleased to say this halloween - im a slutty zombie school girl
I've been invited to a fancy dress halloween house party. I'm legit so stoked to wear my costume and see everyone else's πŸ˜„
Do you think its coincidence the predictions of technology in back to the future are now real or did scientists actively try to create them?
Girls are mad sneaky u know. Their friends follow u on social media to keep tabs or they make accounts under new names to do it themselves
This is the day i'm having. Eat a bag of dick, tyre πŸ˜’
4 years ago today I went to my first gig - Enter Shikari at Electric Ballroom in Camden with Your Demise and Letlive supporting. Good times
Cool roads pt 2 #natural #scenery #landscape #nature #autumn #view #october #sunday #leaves
Drove down cool roads today #natural #scenery #landscape #nature #autumn #view #october #sunday #leaves
Can we just appreciate how important this photo is?
God damn you eyebrows, why must you make my life difficult
I've seen all of Ja'mie and I feel like I have what it takes to be a sassy and bitchy private school girl
Do u ever just stalk people who's the same gender as you bc ur just wondering how come they're so hot and why you're still a potato cos same
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Fuck sake is this why it's so difficult to speak to a girl?πŸ˜’πŸ˜©QHE
Fuck sake i'm not listening to 80's music again tonight

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