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when you dressed fly as fuck and your mom say "what you got on" "what you wearing"
Terio lookin like when u try to sit down at school but ya still got ur backpack on
he got a hat like the ones for your xbox live avatar 😂�
girls at my school when it starts raining
Pornhub put up a billboard in Times Square lmao 😂
When your mom says "go get the bags out the car" 😂
Whenever the waiter comes by to ask how the food is, I’m always like
I'd get high af and forget then try to eat it 🍫�
"Thanks for smokin us out Sister Mary" "Its Nun"
When your parents say your friends are a bad influence
When your auntie who used to be on drugs clean herself up..
Lose 11 kg in 4 Weeks, No Special Diet, No Intense Exercise. The only thing you should do is..
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when ur trying to get to class but the people u used to trust are in the way
lucas better keep his little mouth shut
Lose Weight, Get Fit & Stay in Shape with this Two-Step Cleanse! Lose 17 lbs in 3 Weeks!!
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Girls can lose 20 pounds in less than 4 weeks with this secret method used by Miley Cyrus!
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He’s just tryin to graduate though…
@letsquotecomedy what did the grape do when it got stepped on? it let out a little wine 🙈🙈🙈
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3 people who think I'm attractive: 1. My mom 2. 3.
"what's your major" "how many hours are you taking next semester" "how's your bank account" "are you dating anyone"