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when someone u don't like tries to make a joke pic.twitter.com/QDv4PAwxmt
Marijuana is a gateway drug. It leads to happiness, great sex, pain relief, and increased patience with crazy bitches. And who wants that?
BREAKING: Cowboys have signed new QB to replace Tony Romo.. pic.twitter.com/fQOfyqmY0v
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"ayyyy bruh.. lemme hit that hookah right quick" pic.twitter.com/ASKPqwxP8q
How to get out of the friendzone: 1. Pull out your dick 2. Tell her "you gonna learn today"
Sluts be like "Seriously, you're dress coding me?” pic.twitter.com/nPYS853JjJ
That one senior in a class of all freshmen pic.twitter.com/bmZ1XoSgO1
When a new nigga try to slide in bae DM's pic.twitter.com/fXrSCmTCJe
"You've changed" Nah I just don't fuck with you.
In Elementary School this was the most stressful minute of your life😂pic.twitter.com/NIu7j025lee
when u fake your parents signature and get away with it pic.twitter.com/jOWf6WpoPf
When Jake from State Farm not picking up the phone. pic.twitter.com/2vxJRfoUxK
How it SHOULD be: 0-20 -F 20-40- D 40-60 -C 60-80 -B 80-100-A
do I have time for your bullshit? no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no
Naming your dick "space" so when your gf says she needs some space, thats exactly what she's gonna get
how girls take pictures when they boyfriend driving 😭pic.twitter.com/GDdOcNiHuII
Join us and observe a moment of silence at 9:59 a.m., marking the moment the South Tower collapses. #Honor911
2015 is only 4 months away, just let that sink in pic.twitter.com/Facl3CSbCu
WEAR DEODORANT TO SCHOOL WEAR DEODORANT TO SCHOOL WEAR DEODORANT TO SCHOOL WEAR DEODORANT TO SCHOOL WEAR DEODORANT TO SCHOOL WEAR DEODORANT
when you look like trash and someone compliments you pic.twitter.com/teSIBjhFXB
When you think you have a parking spot pic.twitter.com/BhHmGZjZFN
When you rap "WHO DAT WHO DAT" and your white friend jumps in and says I-G-G-Y pic.twitter.com/wpyjrBy4KM
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit.