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She Did It! πŸ’ͺ She got her bikini body πŸ‘™ in 3 weeks with this simple 2 step method
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When I'm cooking bacon πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Walk into the office like "which one of you mf made my schedule"
The NFL Wants To Ban This New trick Because it Works TOO WELL. They Claim It Must Be Steroids😱
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still the greatest line in awkward history
Sometimes I dont even realize im being an asshole.
how girls go to the bathroom at a party
when bae doesn't reply to your message after an hour
Might sell @GOODFEELlNGS for the right price, just make an offer. 100% real followers, grew it myself
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Why is everyone afraid of silence? Embrace it, don't hide from it.
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why do famous and rich people always get free things when they are the ones who can afford it
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