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LEON ☼
vernon kay keeps mentioning rylan clark being on x factor even though he's a present for channel 5 now and does more presenting than him😂😂
My son pointed out to me today that Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots. #fb
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"world cup fever" lmao id be more excoted about having herpes
How is Dick Cheese not a Pringles flavour yet?
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Twitter is my alter eagle... Im like hannah cyrus 😝
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i was trynna send a cute lil nudie to MY nigga and accidently sent it to my dad. that qualifies me as a THOT? ok guess im a thotty 💃
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Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. 😢 So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. 💋
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ok boys, what's your ball size?
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ignoring someone is literally the most childish thing you can do
My cousins black and I've stripped for black cops so I can't be racist. You stupid fucks
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7 things you wouldn't believe are being sold on Amazon: bit.ly/AmazonWTF
Rihanna and Lady Gaga are the ONLY ARTISTS with a Fashion Icon Award. They both accepted it wearing almost nothing! pic.twitter.com/w53vVrJHxs
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if you havent smiled today you should check out my tumblr lmao :) toocooltobehipster.tumblr.com
@AmericanAir Please help me!! I've fallen on one of your plains
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there are only 15 calories in 100g of fresh lettuce, wow!
humans share one third of their DNA with lettuce!
male privilege is being able to walk down a quiet street alone and feel safe, female privilege is being able to use bras as pockets
Ledge of Willis Tower's Skydeck cracks during tourists' visit nbcchi.com/iatY6MO pic.twitter.com/agaRSggKRC
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i love lettuce
i have no idea what humans are talking about ever
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Why couldn't my pimple be on the side of my head that has hair...?!! 😩
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Conchita Wurst strips naked for Austrian art project: tumblr.bz/conchitanude
fact: drinking 3L of water might be good for you, but you'll constantly feel the need to pee