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'We live in a generation where girls find running for a bus more embarrassing than getting fucked by three guys in one night'😂
Actual buzzing about it being payday tomorrow ahaha 💰
Guess what fucking idiot deosnt have a school bag for tomorrow😂
Informing the group chat you've gone to bed.
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Can't stand when folk bite ice lollies😰😰
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Who doesn't love work on a day like this... Please rain😴
When your dads being yak'd about😂8
Irish accents are actually so hot🔥
Wish T was a weekly thing🎪😓
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Coulda been worse I suppose😂H
Fuck 'green street' get yourself to Eyemouth golfclub💥
Mine when 10 o'clock was late😂😂
Hannah just face-timed me to vent her anger towards Isis and terrorism😑
Stuck up people do nothing for me, absolutely zilch0⃣🚫😳
I have about 5 millions spots on my face and its fucking HORRIFIC fuck ever getting acne ( touch wood )
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Thought I had an ulcer, nah it's my wisdom teeth 😑
See if the 75th 'herring queen' doesn't do the hunger games whistle I'll greet😂
Today stats: No new followers, One unfollower and followed 2 people via
2 days of school consisting of 50 minutes of a movie each period is gonna be a draaaaag
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Lost my £50 wallet with my bank card and £40 in side, woohoo
Anyone 18+ looking for a job? The golf club are hiring🔞💰
Today stats: One follower, 5 unfollowers and followed 3 people via
Double maths😖😖
why do lassies want six packs, haha imagine your about to pump a lassie n she's built like hulk hogan foh
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When's primark opening at the fort??😊
Camaes phones not actually broken; she's just an ignorant twat😆
Today stats: 2 followers, 3 unfollowers and followed one person via
Ambulance calls have risen by 70% in the last 10 years? Yet there still facing £75,000,000 cuts later this year?... British Logic😕
I don't have tattoos for the same reason I don't put racing stripes on a Prius: I can't fucking afford it
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So drinking on the street is now banned in magaluf between 10pm and 8am... How Fun😂
Getting ready for T in the park like 😂j
It's bored, not 'board'😴
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Not one for writing shit eh, but totally been missing Kyle this week😇💙
Proud cousin tonight, well done Ewan⚽️🏆
Today stats: 2 followers, One unfollower and followed 3 people via
Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers and followed one person via
Today stats: One follower, No unfollowers and followed 3 people via
No time for attention seekers like😴

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