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jordyn
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Little notes of encouragement for anyone engaging in bathroom activities.
Dog at any age or size: Puppy.
Copeland is reuniting. We're making a new record called Ixora. Info & pre-order here: thecopelandsite.com #ixora pic.twitter.com/loMGhd7NNo
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it’s hard to tell what is and isn’t from the Onion anymore.
The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.
Pizza drunk.
Some of the greatest poetry is revealing to the reader the beauty in something that was so simple you had taken it for granted.
Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear?!
This St. Patrick's Day, remember that anyone who adds an apostrophe to the title of Finnegans Wake doesn't know what they're talking about.
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TMYK: Adam Lazzara smokes yellow American Spirits.
Well, that's perfect.
We’re the aliens, man!
The only people who ever get anyplace interesting are the people who get lost.
Sentence diagrams can be beautiful. Here are diagrams of first lines from 25 famous novels. wp.me/pCsei-gA9
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Eating my body weight in grapes is the perfect serving size.
But what if I don’t want to make lattes for 3 more hours?
Give in and always buy the bigger pizza. n.pr/1mByq6z