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The best coffee shop music involves @andrewmcmahon forever and ever.
Attention all raspberry fans: 99cents at Kroger. 😍
I can’t stop thinking about avocado pizza.
Every person driving through Benbrook on 377: β€œWhy are there multiples of everything?!”
New birthday boots! πŸŽ‰
I apparently Googled "is there such a thing as moon-dried tomatoes?" at 2:30 a.m. last night.
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Air drums are so much better than air guitar.
This ship of fools I’m on will sink.
hmm, is there any left in here?
Kangaroos are really T-rex versions of deer.
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Fox News would be so much better if it was for actual foxes.
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Keith Richards looked 70 when he was 40 and now that he's 70 he looks 69. He's regenerating.
So… That’s how today is going to go, I guess. πŸ˜’
Gotta keep those paws cool when you’re sunbathing. πŸ’