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jordyn
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Fox News would be so much better if it was for actual foxes.
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Keith Richards looked 70 when he was 40 and now that he's 70 he looks 69. He's regenerating.
So… That’s how today is going to go, I guess. 😒
Gotta keep those paws cool when you’re sunbathing. 💁pic.twitter.com/Pki3i1Df7XX
Saw someone reversing on the on-ramp to the highway today.
Can’t wait to see the 500 fireworks photos I’ll see on Instagram tonight.
Sing a song about the heartland.
Throwback to last week when a woman—not her boss—made her own decisions about her health care. #TBT pic.twitter.com/xmQ5e7DFmW
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I miss the old Blue Bell jingle. #haveyourselfabluebellcountryday
Hopefully he sees your sign and saves you from the accident I’m sure you may cause as you continue to swerve in and out of lanes.
To the lady driving downtown while blaring her horn and holding a ❤️JESUS SAVES ❤️ sign out the window: that doesn’t look safe.
BEAUTY TIP: Read a book. EMPATHY TIP: Read a book. EDUCATION TIP: Read a book. ENTERTAINMENT TIP: Read a book. LOVE TIP: Read a book.
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He fell asleep on my foot and now I’m extremely aware of how much I want to move 😰pic.twitter.com/vMLCpRBueff
Enjoying the pre-storm breeze ☔️ pic.twitter.com/YqmA29HWLB
so fly like a dove
THERE ARE SO MANY PUPS DOWNTOWN. 🐶🐶🐶🐶❤️
broc ’n’ roll
I have pizza crust for bones. 💪
😗 is this a whistle or a kissy face? Who is kissing with their eyes open? STOP IT.
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I want pizza for the fourth day in a row
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Paying someone to take your family on a tour of Dallas has never looked more ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/lb1EtynbQz