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Lee Davis
If anyone at @phphants wants to pick up an #elePHPant I've got 2 orange & purple on me (£20 each). Also got a few @dev_hell stickers (free).
MUST. NOT. ABANDON. WORK. AND. LAY. ON. BEACH. #FocusGodDammit
I'm thinking about heading down early to pompey tomorrow for @phphants. Are there any open work spaces about that I could use? /@asgrim
I've total admiration for @philsturgeon calling out on dumb shit. But dude, keep an eye on your blood pressure. It's one of hell of a battle
Worse when it's so common place it get used with f-calls. if (null !== getResponse()) has no benefits over if (getResponse() !== null)
Are we now pretty confident with the difference between '=' and '==' to stop Yoda coding? We're compromising readability.
Wondering whether PHP's variable variable has ended up being used more as the feature intended or as a typo/bug.
Literally first in line to place my vote at the Epsom and Ewell polling station this am. Won't count for much as it's a VERY safe tory seat.
I just went all tingly watching this: "Jetman Aerobatic Formation Flight in Dubai – 4K youtu.be/wIElAMEetys"
We are already over $1000! I am blown away! This is so great! Please keep sharing the link: j.mp/osmi2015campai… pic.twitter.com/JwZ80N5tNS
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Tomorrow I want The Sun to publish the cum faces of every party leader. Only then can we make a sensible choice. pic.twitter.com/kxYEP6jOkF
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Object variable defaults: set in the __construct or on the variable declaration? #phpPopQuiz
.@choult @virginmedia don't worry, their password policies are so ridiculous it's highly improbable you'd be using the same pass elsewhere.
@tombuildsstuff Hi Tom. Yes all advisors can see you password. We need to be able to verify we are speaking to the customer. ^ KB
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The hypocrisy of @rustyrockets mocking @David_Cameron for being out of "tune with the people" by using the word "gumption" is excruciating.
Tomorrow: @PHPLondon with Kacper Gunia on "Forget about index.php and build applications around HTTP!" I'll be there!
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We're pleased to announce that we received Highly Commended for Best Lead Generation Campaign with @TimeIncUK at the @pm_awards on Tuesday!
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Considering the tragic events in Nepal, I wonder if it's enough to have @Nigel_Farage grow a heart and reverse his policy to cut foreign aid
Decent pair of wireless (bluetooth) noise-cancelling headphones? Go. #LazyWeb
This is what happens when politicians try to create identities instead of owning their own - bbc.co.uk/news/election-…
.@asgrim @RoaveTeam congratulations buddy. They're totally rounding up the talent huh.
Perfect. This is getting thrown whenever '<table' is added to a view template... github.com/zeroedin-bill/…
.@mathiasverraes I only buy software if it comes in a glossy cardboard box.
.@EamonLeonard What if they need a crankoo?
Current status: building forms for our form builder that will build forms.
If @JeremyClarkson gets his job back I'm done with the @BBC, and their ridiculously overpriced licence fee: bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…
Recruiter pitched a role to me here (phenomenal salary). Internal ethical conflict had me turn it down. Glad I did. bbc.co.uk/news/business-…
Armed guards in Sudan protect the last male northern white rhino on earth. His species survived for 50 million years. pic.twitter.com/Fy7nMmS1IJ
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Yo @Pret, hand over the Korean BBQ Pulled Pork recipe and I promise I won't tell anyone your sparkling apple is made from grape juice. Deal?
Should we be allowed to throw exceptions within array_filter/map callback? Surely a warning here is superfluous? 3v4l.org/hAh6P #PHP
Hi @datadoghq. I spoke to a reps at @AWSSummits London who convinced me to try you out. Unfortunately this happens :( pic.twitter.com/bKKwku8dTQ
A chap at the London @AWSSummits is pitching an S3 alternative. His whole pitch is: "It's just like S3". Brilliant! How'd he get a stand?
On Monday I give Bob £10 of the £15 I owe him for coming Friday. Bob gets a smack in the mouth when he bills me Wednesday for interest on £5
Meanwhile @HMRCgovuk sweeps up a ton of interest on your advance payments on account. Ridiculous. It's almost designed to catch you out.
If estimated advance payment in Jan doesn't cover half your tax dues (in April's return) you're billed interest on the diff. WTF @HMRCgovuk?
“You have the confidence of a kid raised in a basement”
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Just had a major nose bleed. Wasn't picking or anything. Da faq?
Off to the London @AWSSummits today. Hopefully they have something to get the synapses firing.
.@RichardDawkins @nick_clegg Religious practice (prayer et al.) has no place in education. Decouple this from schools and you have my vote.
This is amazing! Want the knowledge for a CS degree? Can’t pay for university? All in a spreadsheet: goo.gl/jbQ12i #cs
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Is there a better way of writing this that: -Doesn't leave an empty brace after if -Only calls ->getTypeValue() once pastie.org/10090158
What happens when your site has proven it can't scale? Hackorz DDOS it for shits 'n giggles. /@Betfair #GrandNational #Downtime
New blogpost: #doctrine2 (and #orm in general) hydration performance and tips explained - goo.gl/TNP1sC #php
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The race finished an hour ago. @Betfair, fix your shit.