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Lee Davis

Happy birthday and many happy returns to @coderabbi! Oh, and also my wife @beckycampbell86. Mazel tov.
Shit, now she's trying to talk to me. 2 more stops!
When the bus jolts and you reach out to grab a bar and end up clutching some ladies hand. You apologise, and she just smiles. #awkward
My dads having too much fun with snapchats face swap
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.@jaffathecake 1. Can u build software? 2. What languages u like? ... 2435. Ever had an ingrowing toenail? 2436. What do you wear to work?
.@CalEvans @philsturgeon @jeremeamia still laughing my arse off at the closing remark on that page: "Also, everyone loves Derick"
Why I work remotely (hint: it has nothing to do with productivity)
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People say 'refactor code to make it testable'. Impossible. If it's not already under test, it's rewriting not refactoring.
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Yesterday: Mostly bike shedding Today: Probably more bike shedding Blockers: Scared to say in case it leads to bike shedding #DailyStandup
Anyone want to hire me in Europe? I'm so ready for not-America.
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Seriously though, is this a feature or a bug? Anyone? #php #php7 #staticReturnTypeHint /@morrisonlevi
Why cant't I use static as a valid return type declaration? #php #php7 #returnTypes
Blimey @afilina, that was quick!
This is known as 'argumentum ad hominem'. If you're about to do it, just shut up. You've run out of valid points.…
A mammoth joins the #elePHPant posse.
Your documentation is a product. Your process is a product. Your team structure is a product. Product manage that shit well and iterate.
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Go see this guy talk. One of the most promising authors on the @SitePointPHP channel right now, no doubt!…
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I had to manipulate raw data using hard address pointers (pos 123) with selcopy. Code templates were called 'decks'. #FirstTechJob
No idea why, but far too often going to a conference = banging headache. Really wanted to checkout the social too :(
It takes me 15 minutes to composer install your libraries dependencies. #getReal #MightAsWellHitSnoozeAgain #phpuk16.
Soft deletes break application integrity - like foreign keys - they come from another time #phpuk16
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Some seriously good advice from @Ocramius on object state / validity. I'm sitting here grinning in agreement. #phpuk16
"Don't think about the state, think about the interactions you can have with them" @Ocramius at #phpuk16 #dddThroughAndThrough
Looks like @asgrim is tapping into @CalEvans' pirate gig ;)
Think like a hacker. What do you want? - just to see the world burn. /@asgrim #phpuk16
What! My vanilla syrup caramel cafe mocha with cream on top and chocolate drizzle has a ton of sugar in it? Shut the front door!
.@ircmaxell @coderabbi @jeffrey_way I like attaching reusable behaviour (top level) without having to explicitly compose it, or inherit it.
Sorry Jen, but I'm quoting this... "You know what Phil, it's ok for you to be stupid" - @miss_jwo, 2016 on @PHPTownHall
Easy work: 1 complaining 2 pretending 3 blaming 4 judging 5 resenting Hard work: 1 inspiring 2 teaching 3 learning 4 giving 5 empowering
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For installed packages can composer tell me: - difference to update - difference to highest available, and - if they're production ready?
So that dude who wouldn't hire that transgendered dev because "we can't install another toilet". His business just closed. #Progression
Your in-house software project code quality is:
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Happy 28th @zeevs. You got 2 more years before people start asking why your age has an 'A' in it.
My kid thinks that when you die, then you get old. Like a series of deaths is what's caused the crows feet under my eyes. Where do I start?
So it's not the amount of fingers you use, but how you use them... #AmbiguousInnuendosAreOk…
Let's just say the room was a little more smokey than I'd like to admit. #TooManyCandles #AmIReallyThatOld?
My wife baked me a php cake for my birthday 🎂 I'm amazed#phpp#phpberkshiree3
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Mrs wanted to make me a PHP related cake for my birthday. Googled "cake php" and lost inspiration. Shame.
Another birthday came around today, I'm officially closer to 40 than 30. Urgh.
Looking to hire an awesome Dev evangelist/advocate? Contact me! Looking for remote option.
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Dammit, I said I had crappy internet! Just turn my wdsl into classes will you!!?? #DependencyMadness
I'm all for abstraction, but come on, I'm on shitty internet!…… #CanIHazABinFolder?
Me just now..... "[GitHub] a new public key was added to your account" Fuck!!......... .......Oh no wait, that was me.
The only ones that have a right to feel slighted are organisers & speakers, everyone else; opinion OK, outrage comon! #GetAGrip #NoDramaHere
No idea how you expect me to sleep when I have no knowledge as to whether or not Doris managed to sort out her car insurance. @dcousineau?
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