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Lee Davis
FOX news retracts made up shit. If only it'd get more views than the delusory Islamophobic crap originally aired.…
.@BBCTech why would we ever need "self lacing shoes"? Velcro already exists.
Current status: putting butter on an "all butter" croissant. I hate myself.
Servants of (Allah) are those who walk upon the earth gently, and when the ignorant address them harshly, they respond with words of peace.
Great article. Can't believe I missed it. "@Ocramius: When to declare classes as final #php #oop"
This article should read: "Ageing-tech. Experts sought by DWP"…
Could you resend? Haven't got anything in either of my email accounts (both hotmail & gmail).
Now I got 2 hours to go cake hunting. Like I haven't got enough to do. Won't be using @waitrose anymore.
Cake we ordered for my sons 4th b'day party is unavailable. Thanks for the heads up @waitrose!
Why does everyone think a loosely typed language helps / caters to lower skilled programmers. It confused the fuck out of me at first.
.@konklone @mnot @sleevi_ same reason I'm skeptical about #letsencrypt. Sure it's a CA but domain ownership auth is done via DNS or webpage!
Credit to him for blocking instead of attempting a retort. Can’t imagine why he didn’t do that with @philsturgeon. What d’ya do to him Phil?
The menu at Sheffield dog track contains the most disturbing use of quotation marks I've ever seen.
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.@alexgrahamuk @philsturgeon I love your profound insights. When is the next dash of code or hint of genius arriving?…
.@graylog2 Spammed by an anti-spam app. The irony!
As North Korea threaten attacks on the US. This comes to mind..…
Just realised that I've mailed a stuffed toy to a guy named "Krak Joe". Hope it gets there in one piece @krakjoe #NotADrugDealer
GIT vulnerability announced. Mac OS X and Windows users should update their clients ASAP:…
My new mysqlnd post covers read/write splitting with transactions, failover, paritioning/sharding & custom routing:…
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Lucas brought back a christmas card from school today. Just can't figure out what the picture is. #KidsAreSoInnocent
Stop this child from screaming by sending @leedavis81 details of where to buy moar elephpants #sakeOfTheChildren
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Really like the look of this initiative: not 100% on the authentication methods though.
„Don’t build an API to be RESTful — build it to have the properties you want.“ @fielding on @InfoQ
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So I'm writing a book! It'll be about learning Doctrine and using it with DDD and it has jokes! More info next year.…
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Disgruntled RBS worker writes hilarious open letter to Russell Brand after publicity stunt leaves him hungry…
Reports from 9 news of two dead (including gunman) and 3 critically injured. #sydneysiege
“We know that he would have started to become fatigued and low on sugar” - Sky news reporter. #ChocolateShop #SydneySiege
A few days ago I asked for your help. Today I want to thank you:
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Hearing reports that this is the gunman (Man Haron Monis) at the #sydneysiege…
If you’re raging at people taking selfies & bringing beer you need to gain a sense of perspective. Yes idiots exist. #sydneysiege
That moment when you discover your 3 year old standing on your laptop bag with a £1600 computer inside.
They treat their employees like shit, pay likewise, but they can afford a TLD. RT @ianawhois: IANA: new TLD LIDL…
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I'm obviously being biased, but, my kid is just stunning.
Well this is rare. Have we finished building PHP? #PHPInternals
.@GeeH I don't know how anyone finds the time to contribute to OS as much as @Ocramius does. Is it a full time thing?
Releasing ProxyManager 1.0.0 after almost 2 years of work! (stability schedule attached) Thanks everyone! #php
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.@Ocramius Awesome work! Amazed at the effort you've put in this great tool. Also astounded and honoured to be mentioned in contributors :)
Imagine for just a minute, PHP with no regard for BC. A beautiful thing, or dead in the water?
.@leeboynton @phphants if you zoom right into me (very far left) I appear to have the face of a baboon.
Jeff Carouth - Git and Github: Working Effectively on a Team - php[tek] 2014: via @YouTube
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. @assertchris @rdohms you're very welcome! PHP: Perpetually Helping People.
Just donated some money to help @assertchris and his father. If you can spare some, help him out #communityworks #PHP
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$geek++ "@kayladnls: Blog Post, as promised: Undecidable Turing-Complete Christmas Tree Automata in Practice —>…"