how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
its not a real holiday unless it gets me out of school
In honor of CATCHING FIRE tonight 😍�pic.twitter.com/CiGi0TRDN6
Our generation is fucked up when it comes to trust, loyalty, and relationships.
oh you wanna date me?
well get in line pic.twitter.com/EJ01gZxzrb
We've come so far since that day, and I thought I loved you then. #BradPaisley
oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM
You're not fake, you're a liar.
no boyfriend november is going extremely well so far
pretty girl: i'd rather be called beautiful than hot.
me: i'll take what i can get
i want a boyfriend but idk what id do with one like what do you just kiss him & then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat idk
• ugly without make up
• ugly with make up
• ugly in the morning
• ugly in the afternoon
• ugly at night
Can we all just drop this whole sign thing and be happy that the McRib is back at McDonalds? pic.twitter.com/sS8ozfslVG
I'm so sick of our generation. Why can't y'all just grow up?
I love how many Indian activist there are now :-)
Thanksgiving is Mcadory's favorite holiday bc Indians.
how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible males you wish to court with
*seductively does nothing to indicate i’m attracted to you*
how do u get boys to like u when theres always someone better like would anyone pick the raisin in a bowl of chocolate chips i am a raisin
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
can i end my essay with “u feel me?”
if you're attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
People who straight up tell you how they feel >>>>>>>
Dnt h8 us cuz we b bewtifil 😍�instagram.com/p/fEDiQ9h3ez/
Fuck texting. I want you here.
*puts on cute underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
damn girl are u a fire detector bc u are really fucking loud and annoying
I care about you. Quite a lot, actually.
She texted me: "Your adorable."
I replied: "No .YOU'RE adorable."
Now she likes me.
All I did was point out her typo.
Lazy Rule: If you spill water. It will eventually dry.
“are u crying?”
“no I just have swag in my eye”
What we do in the office 😆vine.co/v/hgpwjaXJQUV
When someone says your crush is ugly <<<<
Bitch, it's my taste not yours 😒
Missing you is becoming a habit.
I'm getting so impatient with literally everything.