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Lauren Poppy
A healthy alternative to the usual Assam with cream...
You can be a delicious, ripe peach and there will still be people in the world that hate peaches.....
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Watching A Bug's Life, and I think I might like ants. I know that I definitely don't, but part of me thinks I do.
Trying to remind myself why I bought a purple velvet Chesterfield...
Through using Guerlain lipsticks 80% of the time I have become so very appreciative of the staying power of all other brands.
#QOTD "I think it's best if Hugo away" (actually said to a person named Hugo)
A boy on the tube has taken a serious fancy to me and is really trying to work the seductive stare. Very close to a stern "Stop it." #creepy
Worst. Morning. Ever.
The weirdest thing about having two completely unrelated torn knee ligaments has to be the complete lack of impact that staircases have.
Have to brace myself every time my mother starts a sentence with "Looks like a..."
Thrilled that Sonicare are sending a replacement after days of being haunted by a toothbrush and briefly considering a jumanji-esque burial.
Almost £460 for a return ticket from London to Manchester! Virgin are getting a bit ahead of themselves!
Today I got really mad at a taxi driver for taking more than 3 minutes to arrive. Bad Poppy! 😳
My toothbrush keeps malfunctioning. What is life?! 😩
Note: Accusing a girl of taking pictures of you in order to get her attention probably isn't the best play in ANY scenario.
Just witnessed a fight about who held a bottle of brandy on the tube, followed by an encounter somewhere between affection and intimidation!
Aah #Paula is here. Absolutely fantastic @robinthicke, you never disappoint! #GetHerBack
Reading the journal of Trauma & Orthopaedics, admittedly not my area of specialty.
Today I saved a very large (queen?) bee with several doses of a sugar/water solution. #GoodDeed #savethebees
I can't decide whether talking about how psychoanalysis discredits psychology as a science is a good move or a bad one.
Emails have been going to outbox rather than sending all morning! Disaster!
On a bad day, there is always lipstick.
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I certainly hope so! @LaurenPoppy matthew1471: @LaurenPoppy ah but does Britney love Britney?
Orthopaedic specialist asks if I have any swelling, then ironically causes swelling for the first time ever by manhandling me! Thanks?
Is it time for a Drop Dead Fred, Guest House Paradiso, The Young Ones and Bottom marathon? #RIPRickMayall
Oh ok, knee pain at an all-time high. Yikes! No more exercise. Uber everywhere. Wine for the pain. #lovinglife
Just a few weeks away from being ready for job applications. Had hoped I'd get to drink tea and lounge in Juicy Couture tracksuits forever.
I absolutely love Britney, and firmly believe that anyone who claims not to is simply lying (possibly to themselves).
Well and truly worn out after taking my sister to a 1D concert last night. Leftover Lindt bunny and new 24 on Sly Go it is.
Marc De Champagne Magnum 😍
It's like Blurred Lines never happened. So happy. @robinthicke #GetHerBack
Sometimes they're just not feeling me, and that one was definitely not feeling me.
When the YouTube video suggestions are so good that you have to open them in new tabs as to not lose the list...
I declared to Rhys that I had mistyped 'affected' as 'effective', to which he smugly responded "Now who's dyslexia?". Erm. @RhysG
I just want to make it absolutely clear that when I talk about HOV, I am not talking about Jay-Z. #statisticsproblems
The 10 year-old just had me on hold for like 5 minutes... Sigh
When Manchester United started losing, a sense of loyalty was evoked within me. I really want them to get good again so I can stop caring.
This morning I've been thinking about Christmas songs. Not. The. Time.
I'm fairly confident that, should I ever be challenged to do so, I would be able to eat my own body weight in Toffee Crisp bars.
Casj watching RHONJ on a Saturday night! Oh Gibs.
Who gets the flu in April? Oh Elin does, and then gives it to me!😁
When @RhysG decides to have the same as me, and then declares that he thought martinis had tonic... Erm...
I don't usually tweet about celebrity deaths but I am deeply saddened and shocked by the news of Peaches Geldof passing.
Staring at the word "Psychoalanysis" wondering what is wrong with it. Surely I can't be overworked at midday?
The next iPhone should feature a breathalyser, whereby certain apps are blocked as alcohol levels increase.
If it's not Snapchat, it's emails or messages. I should not be allowed access to communication mediums whilst intoxicated. Oops.
Practically Bridget Jones at this point...