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I do love a good text-flurry occasionally...
I can't explain it, I don't even know why, but she just makes an AWFUL martini... pic.twitter.com/2nlg9K1YE5
Next year, I'm going to attend lectures to cut down on learning time on the day of the exam...
Of course, there is always time for a Bellini...
Out with one, and straight onto the other! pic.twitter.com/E4fo05MhIx
Baby, don't back down.
I needed a little sparkle in my life... pic.twitter.com/OEAVzEt9LZ
Wednesday = Wine-'s-day.
Is it possible to be dog-broody? RT @ChristopherRenz: Spotted canoodling @brpr... pic.twitter.com/SMsFKjQeJN
About coyotes, not classical conditioning. Now I can't get the image of a sheep carcass out of my mind.
"Coyotes that were tempted into eating sheep carcasses laced with poison developed an aversion to sheep meat". Wonderful, taught me so much.
Flat meeting... Via conference call... So lazy.
Oh @uniformwares are taking forever to repair my great loves watch, and I need the emotional leverage: "See, I'm nice, I fix your stuff!"
At least in jail they get an hour outside. #FreePoppy
Speaking of tragedies, my Internet has been down for the past two days. #hellobooks
#QOTD: "This is almost as painful as when Romeo commits suicide, albeit less romantic"
Festering beside the remains of a 1200- calorie breakfast and an array of textbooks wearing floral pyjamas, and a silk spotty eye-mask.
and a Harry Winston watch
I need a little white fluffy dog named Penelope...
Talking made my sore throat go away. Incredible!
On the wrong side of the river, in the name of exercise of course. pic.twitter.com/e6Zm3ee5wA
What rhymes with hug me? #thicke
Completely forgot my dads birthday is tomorrow. #baddaughter #prayfornextdaydelivery
After today, my days can be spent afternoon tea-ing solo, whilst studying. Can't wait to be able to leave my flat!
Oh the dirty south is killing me..
Developmental psychology is such a hassle, can't even do video coding at home because of confidentiality. Waaah.
My neighbor Carl's music taste convinces me that he is addicted to crack, and/or my soulmate.
After spending an hour and forty-five minutes looking at pictures, I just want to go to bed.
Oh these estate agents want to be difficult. I like, invented difficult.
And we're back to sending cheesy videos to each other... pic.twitter.com/KvviygfYR9
Now I know why my sister is referred to as car legs.
Only now do I realise how ridiculous a name Broadbottom is...
Blue skies finally! Listening to summery music & headed up north. Today is good. pic.twitter.com/120d2ktI6L
I think this is the first time I have felt pressured since I started my course..
Pinnacle of immorality, and the height of convenience! pic.twitter.com/WmbQZTFs9z
Texted Rhys to ask him to get tonic water, he reminds me how close the local shop is. I remind him that I have enough tonic for me. #winner
Hendon is full of adolescent boys who think that we're having a 'moment'. Let it go.
Tonight is going to be like an episode of most haunted for me. Such a wimp...
The first 8 pairs of tights I put on had a ladder. I put my finger through the ninth pair whilst putting them on. One of those days.
Trapped in my flat doing discourse analysis on down-syndrome interview transcripts. What is my life...
Uh oh, my neuroticism is peaking!
Thought I hadn't spent much money this week, opened my RBS app, a lot of scrolling and frowning. I call this the Rhys effect.
I'm compromising on a 2.1 in biological, because life is hard.