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Grumpy post-vaccination kitty 😿R
Woken up on a Saturday morning by Bella standing on my head barking and growling at her own reflection 😒
Received an email from someone saying that they tried to call the direct number that I gave them but it was a fax number 🙈#onlyme
Today I have eaten more chocolate than I would've been able to realistically comprehend previously 🍫�#GirlsWhoEatTheirFeelings
Dreamt that I took in a stray black and white cat named Sooty/Oscar. Dream me has horrible taste in names 😒
I really like walls and (closed) doors. 🚪❤️
and THANK YOU to everyone that signed!
CCTV in slaughterhouses petition reaches 100,000!
I have just been made to feel old for the first time ever. I'm 22. 😨
Every morning. "pay attention tooooo meeeeeee" #ifcatscouldtalk
Ethical standards are low enough without being breached. Sign & RT @PETAUK
If you live in the UK, please sign:
So jealous that my sister and the puppy have a snow day whilst I'm stuck in rainy London 😩
Accidentally bit my tongue so hard that it crunched, bled (seemingly) forever and now has a flap. Only me.
Never manage to sound normal on a voicemail.
Convinced Rhys that Sphynx cats are shaved. The mind boggles!
Approximately 7 years away from becoming the ultimate middle aged cougar and making my debut on the real housewives of Cheshire 😩
Already thinking about pie. Mmm. #staystrong
Rhys thought that the song Eye of the Tiger was called Eye of the Thai girl 🙈
A big step forward for our environment: NYC leading the way with a ban on styrofoam nytimes.com/2015/01/08/nyr…
Forever being chased by men who don't understand the difference romantic and creepy.
Forgot my glasses 😩 Typical Monday!
I've never understood vegetarians who eat fish. It's almost as stupid as he 'vegan' who indulges in the occasional Big Mac #iwillnamenonames
Missing this little bundle of joy 🐶9
Sure Daniel Craig just said Agent Provocateur on the ITV Skyfall advert? #lingerieonthebrain #skyfall
Just a couple more errands and Christmas will officially begin! 😀🎄🎅
All I want to do is cosy up on the sofa and watch Jingle All the way & Elf #feelingfestive
In other news, I am feeling fresh despite a 5am alarm 😎
It's so cold that my nose is numb, and a girl just walked past me with bare legs... She must be crazy
Being able to smell someone else's cold on the tube 😷#hyperosmia
"If you vote #UKIP
you're in danger of a Labour government" - David Cameron on #Clacton
Yes! RT @NETAPORTER
: Exfoliation is key to getting your glow back. Slough skin with the classic @dermalogica
Daily Microfoliant. #NETABeauty
Hi Lauren, we only sell cage free eggs in our stores so you're safe shopping with us :) j-sainsbury.co.uk/little-stories…
Accidentally bought caged eggs. I feel terrible... Why is intensive farming still legal?! Free range should be mandatory. @PETAUK
If my high school German teachers could see me now they would be so proud. #studyingdiedeutsch
It's happening! 🎅🎄�#feelingfestive
Oh JLo. Just because you're hot, it doesn't mean you should.
Only in London can you be hit on in the street at 8am and have the person conclude that his race is the reason his advances are rejected!
I know it's only 17 days since my last @myhermes
complaint tweet but crikey they're horrific!
So should we now launch attacks on @Pharrell
Poor Robin! He didn't even write the song that had him branded a misogynist!
When ginger hair is good, it's really good, but when it's bad.. It is the worst. #gingerproblems
In a sequence of events that I can't really explain, I have just discovered that Paris (and Nicky) Hilton have a brother. Mind blown.
I don't know how people are still surprised by Kanye West's behaviour... Even the president of the US called him a jackass!
If I had to score my spatial awareness, I might give it 0. I suppose this means that my new sofa will not be making it's way into my flat!
I'd rather have a Harry Winston watch though. #justsaying #AppleWatch
I like the sun that summer (usually) brings, but I definitely prefer winter food and clothes. Oh and the festivities 😀
I think I'm going to need a blue-eyed Ragdoll kitten...
Thoroughly impressed with my hair today. Super soft, shiny and ginger. Now I just need an extra couple of inches of growth!