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Lauren Poppy
"If you vote #UKIP you're in danger of a Labour government" - David Cameron on #Clacton defeat
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Yes! RT @NETAPORTER: Exfoliation is key to getting your glow back. Slough skin with the classic @dermalogica Daily Microfoliant. #NETABeauty
@LaurenPoppy @PETAUK Hi Lauren, we only sell cage free eggs in our stores so you're safe shopping with us :)…
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Accidentally bought caged eggs. I feel terrible... Why is intensive farming still legal?! Free range should be mandatory. @PETAUK 🐥😔
If my high school German teachers could see me now they would be so proud. #studyingdiedeutsch 🇩🇪
Oh JLo. Just because you're hot, it doesn't mean you should.
Only in London can you be hit on in the street at 8am and have the person conclude that his race is the reason his advances are rejected!
I know it's only 17 days since my last @myhermes complaint tweet but crikey they're horrific!
So should we now launch attacks on @Pharrell?
Poor Robin! He didn't even write the song that had him branded a misogynist!
When ginger hair is good, it's really good, but when it's bad.. It is the worst. #gingerproblems
In a sequence of events that I can't really explain, I have just discovered that Paris (and Nicky) Hilton have a brother. Mind blown.
I don't know how people are still surprised by Kanye West's behaviour... Even the president of the US called him a jackass!
If I had to score my spatial awareness, I might give it 0. I suppose this means that my new sofa will not be making it's way into my flat!
I'd rather have a Harry Winston watch though. #justsaying #AppleWatch
I like the sun that summer (usually) brings, but I definitely prefer winter food and clothes. Oh and the festivities 😀
I think I'm going to need a blue-eyed Ragdoll kitten...
Thoroughly impressed with my hair today. Super soft, shiny and ginger. Now I just need an extra couple of inches of growth!
Hermes are the worst courier service ever! Not that I can tell them that, because they refuse to discuss deliveries with the recipients. Grr
8am on Monday morning, and I don't think i'll be boarding the healthy train this week.
The absence of an Airplay plug in for YouTube on Safari is up there with tourists and repetitive sounds. #annoying
Did they win a game?! RT @grahamemery #WatfordFC you leave me lost for words...
A healthy alternative to the usual Assam with cream...
You can be a delicious, ripe peach and there will still be people in the world that hate peaches.....
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Watching A Bug's Life, and I think I might like ants. I know that I definitely don't, but part of me thinks I do.
Trying to remind myself why I bought a purple velvet Chesterfield...
Through using Guerlain lipsticks 80% of the time I have become so very appreciative of the staying power of all other brands.
#QOTD "I think it's best if Hugo away" (actually said to a person named Hugo)
A boy on the tube has taken a serious fancy to me and is really trying to work the seductive stare. Very close to a stern "Stop it." #creepy
Worst. Morning. Ever.
The weirdest thing about having two completely unrelated torn knee ligaments has to be the complete lack of impact that staircases have.
Have to brace myself every time my mother starts a sentence with "Looks like a..."
Thrilled that Sonicare are sending a replacement after days of being haunted by a toothbrush and briefly considering a jumanji-esque burial.
Almost £460 for a return ticket from London to Manchester! Virgin are getting a bit ahead of themselves!
Today I got really mad at a taxi driver for taking more than 3 minutes to arrive. Bad Poppy! 😳
My toothbrush keeps malfunctioning. What is life?! 😩
Note: Accusing a girl of taking pictures of you in order to get her attention probably isn't the best play in ANY scenario.
Just witnessed a fight about who held a bottle of brandy on the tube, followed by an encounter somewhere between affection and intimidation!
Aah #Paula is here. Absolutely fantastic @robinthicke, you never disappoint! #GetHerBack
Reading the journal of Trauma & Orthopaedics, admittedly not my area of specialty.
Today I saved a very large (queen?) bee with several doses of a sugar/water solution. #GoodDeed #savethebees
I can't decide whether talking about how psychoanalysis discredits psychology as a science is a good move or a bad one.
Emails have been going to outbox rather than sending all morning! Disaster!
On a bad day, there is always lipstick.
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I certainly hope so! @LaurenPoppy matthew1471: @LaurenPoppy ah but does Britney love Britney?
Orthopaedic specialist asks if I have any swelling, then ironically causes swelling for the first time ever by manhandling me! Thanks?