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Lauren Poppy
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When Manchester United started losing, a sense of loyalty was evoked within me. I really want them to get good again so I can stop caring.
This morning I've been thinking about Christmas songs. Not. The. Time.
I'm fairly confident that, should I ever be challenged to do so, I would be able to eat my own body weight in Toffee Crisp bars.
Casj watching RHONJ on a Saturday night! Oh Gibs. pic.twitter.com/aBFCJZ2Nvs
Who gets the flu in April? Oh Elin does, and then gives it to me!😁
When @RhysG decides to have the same as me, and then declares that he thought martinis had tonic... Erm...
I don't usually tweet about celebrity deaths but I am deeply saddened and shocked by the news of Peaches Geldof passing.
Staring at the word "Psychoalanysis" wondering what is wrong with it. Surely I can't be overworked at midday?
The next iPhone should feature a breathalyser, whereby certain apps are blocked as alcohol levels increase.
If it's not Snapchat, it's emails or messages. I should not be allowed access to communication mediums whilst intoxicated. Oops.
Practically Bridget Jones at this point... pic.twitter.com/2W6UbS8mcq
I'm at @TheWolseleyRest (London, Greater London) w/ 3 others 4sq.com/QBZHLQ
Ah April fools, maybe that's why housekeeping came TWICE before 8am this morning. #AprilFoolsDay
I'm at St. James' Court, A Taj Hotel (London) 4sq.com/1i8oFto
Ooohh the suspense.. Oh wait.. 😁 RT@MarmiteJoness @LaurenPoppyy Its worse when it ends without a loop and you stare thinkin' theres more.
I can lose up to three minutes looking at a GIF before realising that it's looping.
Moussa Dembele is 2 weeks older than me and playing in the premiership. I was dressed up as Wally the fucking walrus on Wednesday
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"Actually I'm new on this country". Of course you are, rule #1 is 'No striking conversation on the tube'. You're welcome.
Being asked about tube journeys; Do I look like I work for TFL?
@gilescoren @CllrNinaKillen don't need sexism to troll her, enough that she's a scouser, a city fan and a lefty
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And the SPSS nightmares begin...
I used the word audacity. One thing I thought that I knew; never use the word audacity. Eeek
I knew it! Chocolate is a valid method of waking up in the morning! - oddee.com/item_98510.aspx
I totally peaked at 15.