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Lauren Poppy
Have to brace myself every time my mother starts a sentence with "Looks like a..."
Thrilled that Sonicare are sending a replacement after days of being haunted by a toothbrush and briefly considering a jumanji-esque burial.
Almost £460 for a return ticket from London to Manchester! Virgin are getting a bit ahead of themselves!
Today I got really mad at a taxi driver for taking more than 3 minutes to arrive. Bad Poppy! 😳
My toothbrush keeps malfunctioning. What is life?! 😩
Note: Accusing a girl of taking pictures of you in order to get her attention probably isn't the best play in ANY scenario.
Just witnessed a fight about who held a bottle of brandy on the tube, followed by an encounter somewhere between affection and intimidation!
Aah #Paula is here. Absolutely fantastic @robinthicke, you never disappoint! #GetHerBack
Reading the journal of Trauma & Orthopaedics, admittedly not my area of specialty. 4sq.com/V1lVc3
Today I saved a very large (queen?) bee with several doses of a sugar/water solution. #GoodDeed #savethebees
I can't decide whether talking about how psychoanalysis discredits psychology as a science is a good move or a bad one.
Emails have been going to outbox rather than sending all morning! Disaster!
On a bad day, there is always lipstick.
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I certainly hope so! @LaurenPoppy matthew1471: @LaurenPoppy ah but does Britney love Britney?
Orthopaedic specialist asks if I have any swelling, then ironically causes swelling for the first time ever by manhandling me! Thanks?
Is it time for a Drop Dead Fred, Guest House Paradiso, The Young Ones and Bottom marathon? #RIPRickMayall
Oh ok, knee pain at an all-time high. Yikes! No more exercise. Uber everywhere. Wine for the pain. #lovinglife
Just a few weeks away from being ready for job applications. Had hoped I'd get to drink tea and lounge in Juicy Couture tracksuits forever.
I absolutely love Britney, and firmly believe that anyone who claims not to is simply lying (possibly to themselves).
Well and truly worn out after taking my sister to a 1D concert last night. Leftover Lindt bunny and new 24 on Sly Go it is.
Marc De Champagne Magnum 😍
It's like Blurred Lines never happened. So happy. @robinthicke #GetHerBack
Sometimes they're just not feeling me, and that one was definitely not feeling me.