A man in the UK officially changed his name to "Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Sonic Superman Batman Thrash."
My doctor asked me if I smoke and I accidently said 'smoke what?' #wordvomit
Music gives me the best feeling in the world
Got my bloodpressure and pulse checked while high today.. Didn't go well #nursewasontome
Life is a crazy thing, individuals are soo complicated its unreal
I see so many inspiring people everyday! Hopefully one day, I can be one of those people:)
Super hate it when flowers die
If people thought more freely, they would live in abundance of their own reality not confined by their own cognitive imprisonment.
I think too deeply about life sometimes
It pisses me off how the cat is the center of my family
On the edge of my seat watching golden balls oooooo the tension
Spent 8.50 on buses today:( the moral of the story is I should have bought an all day ticket #blondemoments
Uno when you full on sprint across market square for a bus that's leaving in 7 minutes.. Now I just look like I ran for fun:(
Fucc my bro and his pre drinking seshes #goback2uni
People with higher IQ's are more likely to do drugs.
I was gona do my english coursework #butthenigothigh
mums got a meeting with 6thform today about my bad attendence and im not even there.. This could be awkward
Male puppies will purposely let the female puppies win when playing with each other.
Hid under my bed earlier cause my grandma broke into my house #neverbeensopara
.... their cousins
It is proven that your pets (dogs & cats) can actually see ghosts/demons. When they stare into the air for no reason, it's paranormal.
just painted my nails and got nail polish on my face #imnotretardedimspecial
My cats being a full on weirdo like someone put crack in her iams
When life gets hard I try to swap bodies with my cat #yettomastertelekinesis
When its time to hand in essays at 6thform, people don't see me for a couple weeks. #tacticulhypacondria
: The average sloth gets roughly 2.5 million bitches each day.
Sloth isn't just an animal, sloth is a lifestyle.
When you get high and watch tv you can tell people are acting, tell me why it happened today watching #towie
. #wassoshit #stopacting
8 page re essay to do in one day, ino people hate this laid back approach to life I have hahaaa its fun uno
When my brother says, if I get this pet jellyfish, can I start on people with it.. Yeaa I'll get you a lead for it..
Getting out of bed this morning was the most hardest thing like ever #lordgavemestrength
The future will be televised
Fake tan + white bed covers #accidentwaitingtohappen
Hair dye burns like a bitch sometimes:(
Measuring out my smootie in a glass jug so I know how many of my 5 a day I will be consuming shortly
I really wana be a big brother contestant:( its like a 80day party with people you dont know
Ofically been awake for 30 hours.. Bodyclock, you discust me
I stay awake all night like I'm a fucking owl, but when I'm sat at college tired as a motherfucker, I remember that I am not a fucking owl
When your in bed and you take your socks off, omg why does it feel so good #lifesmysteries
My back is actually killing! Feel like a sumo wrestlers used me as a trampoline:(
Fell asleep on the sofa and woke up with a backache. Someone must have sat on me again
Jafacakes are calling to me but I've just brushed my teeth #ihatelife
Just woke up from a 6 hour nap. Tomorrow morning will be interesting
Nearly flopped on the ice, just another slippery situation
Omg why is the bus so toasty, must survive 10 more stops #stayawake
Being awake for over 24 hours really makes me appreciate life. No I need my bed
heidi + spencer give me so much joke want them to win for sureee
Asparagus is pretty delishh right?