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Lance Houston
Patriots win tonight!! & I win tomorrow!!
Am I the only one who can't seem to find light bulbs in any store? Wtf!!!
In my lifetime I have never seen a DOJ civil rights investigation result in anything. Im 43. #BlackLivesMatter @deray #TamirRice @POTUS
I had no grey hair in my beard before I had kids, now I'm hoping to look like this guy #grecian #gandolph #og
Am I the only person who hasn't memorized their own cell phone number?
No lie, I have watched the movie Predator about 400 times..... It's always on cable.... Get to tha choppa!!
The moment your ex threw all your clothes out her house but forgot the 1 mill lottery ticket in your pocket
The moment you find out your ex threw all clothes out her house but forgot the 1 mill lottery ticket in your pocket
A hoe gonna be a hoe even if she goes to church on Sunday's..., #hoefacts
Arne Duncan offers advice to colleges about racial harassment
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Just increasing the number of black students and faculty on campus doesn't solve everything
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I totally walked passed @onedirection at the battery wharf hotel in Boston a few months ago.. Didn't know who they were.... Sorry guys!!
The last time a celebrity followed me on Twitter it was a cousin of a friend who's brother knows someone who knows @Beyonce n @KELLYROWLAND
I almost never get retweeted.
"Motivation is When U Get Hold of an Idea ... Inspiration is the Reverse - when an Idea Gets Hold of U" ~Dyer
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If your new man was as cool as me, then why are you still liking, sharing all my pics? Let it go
Looking forward to debuting a new trio thing Esperanza Spalding put together with Justin Tyson and…
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About to pick my @DraftKings starters for tomorrow!! Who's gonna score more fantasy points for me this week?
This country has the world's most expensive passports:
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I don't do the dating scene. I'd much rather travel the world than do the first date thing. #no thanks plus I hear it's bad out there
I Can't explain it, I been on tv and online a lot this year, I hate watching my own interviews...... Uggghh @Oprah @DrayaFace @billmaher
So proud that the lord has blessed me with my children. Very proud of them no matter what!!! There are uniquely gifted and talented!
if you had a chance to re-record any of your music - what song would it be?
Zara has fired two employees after a woman in a hijab was denied entry into one of its Paris stores:
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.#onthisday in 1959, trumpeter Miles Davis recorded arranger Gil Evans's version of Concierto De Aranjuez. @milesdavis @GilEvansProject
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Why would Nassau County Legal Aid Society can burn its own indigent clients? This is why.…
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Please don't ask me to change my Facebook cover because of the terrorism is Mali..... #NigeriaAttack
.@carltonwilliams connects issues of police violence and racism to #RoyallMustFall at Harvard Law School at #NewLedes
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So, @carltonwilliams says, the "Tapegate" over faces of black Harvard law profs was in response to Royall Must Fall protest. #NewLedes
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The shae butter feminists ran off but they know how to find me.....
@lancehouston have to ask, Shea butter??? Enlighten me
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See that!! Once you check these Shea butter hustlers they run away
Dam, all the Shea butter feminists ran away!!!
That's her entire schtick, even compliments become insults to a wounded soul…
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Gotta know better man....perpetuating constant victimhood is a career for her and her ilk, let bitter bitches be…
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The beehive buzzin but I got that fire for they ass!!!!
Is that all!!!!!! Cmon now!!!!
Fake, broken, lost and sad
Fake feminist out here.... Lost souls

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