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Me: I'm so tired
Everyone: why are u so tired... u don't do shit
Fuck Valentines Day, it's all about pancake day
I wish I could trust someone the same way Beyoncé trusts this chair
Me: I really gotta save money..
"Let's go out tonight"
when you don't need a squad because you are the squad
Lmao no chill 😂�WK
u can't disappoint ur family if you've never made them proud in the first place
Ellen DeGeneres response to Donald Trump screening "Finding Dory" at The White House is everything 👌�li
Tempted to get @Parklifefest
tickets after seeing the line up 👀
I've decided that my 2017 is going to start February 1st....January was a free trial month.🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃
When you wake up in the morning and you forgot to charge your phone and now it's at 1%
When ur friend is about to do something stupid but u kinda wanna see what's gonna happen
when you get a message from someone you said you wouldn't message back anymore but you still reply
when u mess up a screenshot and accidentally lock ur phone and all u can see is the reflection of failure staring b… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
when u see someone in public and you know u follow each other on social media but have never formally met and don't… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Friday the 13th is just a normal day for me considering everyday is a fucking disaster
When you take more than 2 minutes to reply to her message
If you don't talk to your dog in your special pet voice then do you really have a dog?
When you ask her what's wrong and she says "NOTHING" but then she spends the rest of the day looking at you like th… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
When shes mad at you
when i hear something about myself that i didn't even know about
Do u ever go on snapchat & watch the usual stories then u realize ur so bored u lower ur standards & watch the ppl u dont normally watch
Every group chat has that one person who reads everything but says absolutely fuck all
When ur mates had a bit to much to drink and starts telling u how good a mate you are
Let's pray 2017 is better than 2016 or we all fucked 😂
My goal for 2017 is to never let myself fall as low as i did this year...never again
I really thought 2016 was gonna be a good year but here we are nearly a year later and yeah...I think I'll try again next year lol.
If ur girl ever asks "who is she?" U better off not lying bcos she 100% already knows who she is where she lives and what colour her room is
Do you ever receive a text then look at your phone to see who it is and just think fuck off pal I cba with your shit today 😴
everything will fall into place, you just gotta be patient.
Settling down for a nap after Christmas dinner
Is Christmas really Christmas if you don't ask your brother/sister 'What time are you waking up?'
When the only person you speak to is busy
If you're down for random road trips & late night adventures then we can be friends.
Snapchat has finally added group chats! what a game changer, u done good this time Snapchat✌🏻️
I hate when someone sends me a snapchat and I don't know if it was just sent to me or everybody
Person: "How's life?"
Me: "Yeah, not too bad."
Why do some people think its ok to ignore u & stop talkin to u but then come randomly back into ur life when they want something from u? Nah
Don't trust girls because they screenshot your messages and send them to each other and laugh at your life🙃😭
When you wake up freezing in the middle of the night with no covers and you look over at bae like..😒l
This year has been spilt between the worst year of my life and best year of my life
🎄 3 W E E K S 🌟
🎁 L E F T U N T I L 🎅🏼
🎄 C H R I S T M A S ! 🌟
Its shit when you're buying your mum a Christmas present and she deserves a fucking island but all you can afford is a scented candle.
If your mum doesn't moan every day about being the only person who does everything in the house then is she really even your mum?😂
When you're in control of the aux and you put a banger on for the squad
When you show up to a party and the whole squad looking fresh as fuck
Instagram now tells you if someone takes a screenshot. Be careful RT 2 save a life 🙏�f6
Our thoughts and prayers are with everyone in Japan, we hope everyone remains safe🙏🏻�#PrayForJapan