When shes mad at you
when i hear something about myself that i didn't even know about
Do u ever go on snapchat & watch the usual stories then u realize ur so bored u lower ur standards & watch the ppl u dont normally watch
Every group chat has that one person who reads everything but says absolutely fuck all
When ur mates had a bit to much to drink and starts telling u how good a mate you are
Let's pray 2017 is better than 2016 or we all fucked 😂
My goal for 2017 is to never let myself fall as low as i did this year...never again
I really thought 2016 was gonna be a good year but here we are nearly a year later and yeah...I think I'll try again next year lol.
If ur girl ever asks "who is she?" U better off not lying bcos she 100% already knows who she is where she lives and what colour her room is
Do you ever receive a text then look at your phone to see who it is and just think fuck off pal I cba with your shit today 😴
everything will fall into place, you just gotta be patient.
Settling down for a nap after Christmas dinner
Is Christmas really Christmas if you don't ask your brother/sister 'What time are you waking up?'
When the only person you speak to is busy
If you're down for random road trips & late night adventures then we can be friends.
Snapchat has finally added group chats! what a game changer, u done good this time Snapchat✌🏻️
I hate when someone sends me a snapchat and I don't know if it was just sent to me or everybody
Person: "How's life?"
Me: "Yeah, not too bad."
Why do some people think its ok to ignore u & stop talkin to u but then come randomly back into ur life when they want something from u? Nah
Don't trust girls because they screenshot your messages and send them to each other and laugh at your life🙃😭
When you wake up freezing in the middle of the night with no covers and you look over at bae like..😒l
This year has been spilt between the worst year of my life and best year of my life
🎄 3 W E E K S 🌟
🎁 L E F T U N T I L 🎅🏼
🎄 C H R I S T M A S ! 🌟
Its shit when you're buying your mum a Christmas present and she deserves a fucking island but all you can afford is a scented candle.
If your mum doesn't moan every day about being the only person who does everything in the house then is she really even your mum?😂
When you're in control of the aux and you put a banger on for the squad
When you show up to a party and the whole squad looking fresh as fuck
Instagram now tells you if someone takes a screenshot. Be careful RT 2 save a life 🙏�f6
Our thoughts and prayers are with everyone in Japan, we hope everyone remains safe🙏🏻�#PrayForJapan
"She won't find out" Hahhahahahaha bro they always find out
Me: Hmm she explained everything I do wrong to her perfectly...
Inner me: Ask her what she mean.
Girls during an argument*
Her:"He's actually making some good points"
Also her: "Cry so you can win "
Swear my whatsapp, iMessage, Snapchat and DMs are all doing the mannequin challenge tbh
If your Gran doesn't stand at the door and wave you goodbye when you leave her house then is she really your Gran?
Do you ever look back on the people you used to find attractive and get mad at yourself for having bad taste😖
Wayne Bridge's first bush tucker trial is shaking John Terry's hand #ImACeleb
Can't wait for I'm a celebrity get me out of here, nothing says it's nearly Christmas better than a celeb eating so… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
girls complain about lads talking to more than one girl, but we all know most girls have at least 2 lads lined up ready if things go wrong🤔😂
Never forget what they give for the land on which you stand, for our tomorrow they give their today. #ArmisticeDay
If your girlfriend catches you looking at another girl...
Just turn to her and say this,
“Im glad you don’t dress like that”😂
I could delete all my apps, pics, both kidney's yet my phone would still say "Storage full" just fuck off bruv and give me storage
Trump becomes president with little political experience but I need a masters degree and 4 years experience for an entry level job 🙄🤔
Racism won. Sexism won. Hate won. Lack of education won. What happened?! How is this even possible?😡#ElectionNight
Only four more years till #Kanye2020 #ElectionNight
If Hillary Clinton wins I'll PayPal everyone who retweets this $100 🇺�#ElectionNight
Add my new Snapchat;
👻 JDXTHOMPSON �dT
When you get in from a night out and raid the snacks..
How hot is @grainnemccoy_
When someone asks you how life's going
if your best friend doesn't hate your ex more than you do, is that really your best friend?