Instagram now tells you if someone takes a screenshot. Be careful RT 2 save a life 🙏�f6
Our thoughts and prayers are with everyone in Japan, we hope everyone remains safe🙏🏻�#PrayForJapan
"She won't find out" Hahhahahahaha bro they always find out
Me: Hmm she explained everything I do wrong to her perfectly...
Inner me: Ask her what she mean.
Girls during an argument*
Her:"He's actually making some good points"
Also her: "Cry so you can win "
Swear my whatsapp, iMessage, Snapchat and DMs are all doing the mannequin challenge tbh
If your Gran doesn't stand at the door and wave you goodbye when you leave her house then is she really your Gran?
Do you ever look back on the people you used to find attractive and get mad at yourself for having bad taste😖
Wayne Bridge's first bush tucker trial is shaking John Terry's hand #ImACeleb
Can't wait for I'm a celebrity get me out of here, nothing says it's nearly Christmas better than a celeb eating so… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
girls complain about lads talking to more than one girl, but we all know most girls have at least 2 lads lined up ready if things go wrong🤔😂
Never forget what they give for the land on which you stand, for our tomorrow they give their today. #ArmisticeDay
If your girlfriend catches you looking at another girl...
Just turn to her and say this,
“Im glad you don’t dress like that”😂
I could delete all my apps, pics, both kidney's yet my phone would still say "Storage full" just fuck off bruv and give me storage
Trump becomes president with little political experience but I need a masters degree and 4 years experience for an entry level job 🙄🤔
Racism won. Sexism won. Hate won. Lack of education won. What happened?! How is this even possible?😡#ElectionNight
Only four more years till #Kanye2020 #ElectionNight
If Hillary Clinton wins I'll PayPal everyone who retweets this $100 🇺�#ElectionNight
Add my new Snapchat;
👻 JDXTHOMPSON �dT
When you get in from a night out and raid the snacks..
How hot is @grainnemccoy_
When someone asks you how life's going
if your best friend doesn't hate your ex more than you do, is that really your best friend?
when you're ill and you google your symptoms and it tells you you've got five different diseases, you're pregnant a… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
Isn't it annoying how we waste so much time on certain people and in the end they prove that they weren't even worth a second of it hahahaha
I basically have two moods, either lets do something spontaneous and awesome, or let's just lay in bed all day and forget the world exists
When you're both "typing..." So you erase the message to let them speak first, but they do the same thing
Don't trust friends who don't like your Instagram pictures 👀
16 year old girls wanting a guy who buys them diamonds & louboutins...fam ur man is 17, works at KFC owns a corsa and lives with his mum.
Need to go to @Tulleys_Shock
looks sick af
When you open that text from that 1 annoying friend by accident and now you gotta reply
Why do people comment on a celebrity's insta like it's their mate like 'gorgeous chick❤️' as if Beyoncé's gonna respond 'comin from u😍'
October🎃November💥and December🎅🏻 are my favourite months
No need In how bad I fancy @misstracykiss
The most stressful text you can ever receive...
"Name a power couple more iconic and attractive than kimye"
"fuck it" is always my mood
Reasons why i don't text back.
A women's logic: Hes nice, but I'd rather date a fuck boy , try to change him, fail, get my heart broken and preach "All guys are the same"
i hate boring small talk, talk to me about some wild shit
SCAMMER >>> @upsetpast
A girls twitter is literally just hints🙄🤔
Only 90's kids will remember #iOS10
"You're so quiet" nah fam I talk. Just not to you.
When you put 2 & 2 together and get 11 cos you found out more info than you were supposed to 🤔x
I need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem.
My "walk past you like we never met" game strong af.