Even the ones you think "Nah they're loyal they'd never do that to me" will do that to you 🔪
I hate how your family stops giving you money on your birthday as you get older. Come on Susan I need it more now than I did when I was 7
Twitter, you had one job: the "edit tweet" button but no you go and make the layout ugly. #NewTwitter
Old Twitter vs New Twitter. #NewTwitter
Me this summer...😴g
My definition of "broke" is actually been broke
Me watching my friends do stupid shit when they're drunk
I like what you've done to the place x twitter.com/obamalover24/s…
My dream is to have a threesome with @lenanersesian @emily_rinaudo
pizza will never
-talk behind your back
-beat you up for no reason
-steal your money
-be mean to you
people should be like pizza 🍕
this girl lost her hearing and refused to give up on her dream this is so beautiful and inspiring 😭😭
When people think I need them in my life
Them friends who can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended are the best kinda friends
"lose that attitude or leave"
Wait are u okay ???? Have you hit ur head off something or ???? 😭twitter.com/linjay_/status…
If your girl doesn't tag you in loads of stuff on facebook she's probably fucking someone else
Does anyone else look forward to a nap??? like that nap is gonna be the highlight of your day?? you’re gonna nap so hard it’s ridiculous???
Nope can't relate my ugly ass doesn't know what that feels like twitter.com/shailashanee/s…
We stand together because love always wins. So proud to be British right now fuck Isis you will never destroy us. ❤️
"what's your fucking problem?!"
"YOU ARE MY FUCKING PROBLEM!"
Netflix: are you still there?
Me: WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE
This is all that needs to be said #LondonBridge
Remember when Snapchat went through its dry snitching phase ? We need that back so we can peep at shit again
when ur in the car with ur squad and you play throwbacks and everyone knows every single word. those type of car rides are the best
Pineapple on pizza should be illegal twitter.com/finessekking/s…
WTF It's June.... this is the fastest year of my life
you know when someone stops talking to you & you finally accept that you're not speaking anymore & then they talk to you & you're like??????
If you and your best friend don't constantly roast each other are you really best friends ????
Me this summer
*driving with my mum in the car*
Me: *goes 1 mph over the speed limit*
I FEEL SO BAD FOR LAUGHING😭�rf
I've come to the conclusion that I'm never going to have a mid life crisis because my entire fucking life is already a crisis
Snapchat is proof that people will not fuck with you but still check to see what you're up to
Have you ever unfollowed certain people on social media and realised how much better your life is without seeing what they're up to
Don't take anyone or anything for granted, you seriously have no clue what could happen. Just love, love as much as you can.
My friendship comes in 3 levels:
3. Inappropriate sexual humour
Vile disrespectful creature. People like this disgust me so much wtf
They were just kids.Teenagers.Adults. Nobody should go to a concert to have fun, meet there idols and not come home. Praying for everyone🙏🏼
So saddened to hear whats happened in Manchester.A concert is a place where people go to have fun,to see there idols.Sending payers to all🙏🏼
If your girl doesn't go a little psycho on you from time to time is she really your girl ????
Netflix originals are great untill you binge watch the whole season in one day and then have to wait a year for the next season
That's enough internet for today bye twitter.com/benoo_brown/st…
Nobody says "baaaaabe" longer than a girl who wants something
Remember when Netflix originals weren't even worth watching??? Now I can't get enough of them
Someone throw a kickback BBQ with 90's and 2000's music