All I wanna do is fuck @Mcrober1Fran911
Finally got my phone back after a week😃
Snapchat update got me watching people's stories that i didn't care to watch
*stays up for 4 more hours on social media*
How hot is @ScarlettMoffatt
looking recently 😍😍😍
Wish I had a mate like @hl_36
😂 top geezer bruv
No need in how bad I fancy @XTaylorJayX
my attitude to everything at the minute is like oh well 💁🏼
Your snapchat story isn't even a thing until your crush has watched it
Do you ever just look back at how much money you've earned in the past and think what the actual fuck have I spent that on
i started to treat people how they treated me, now everybody is mad
How hot is @jennajameson
it's so nice when toxic people stop talking to you, it's like the trash took itself out
Being ignored is one of the worst feelings ever. I'd rather you tell me you don't wanna talk, than ignore me.
Imagine if men complimented each other like girls do
"Yes bro, looking fucking beaut here bro 😍🔥"
"Says you Mr Handsome 🙈"
Everyones got that ex they can't get over
"Your rooms a mess" Ye mum u should see my life
Grab her booty infront of guys who want her but more importantly grab her booty in front of girls who want you
When your girls makeup is going wrong and you ask her how long she's gonna be
Treat her like a princess even when you're around the homies
kinda can't stop thinking about you and it's really got me fucked up
"Who are you texting?"
💥🔥Turn on my notifications to never miss my awesome tweets, like this once you've turned them on💥🔥
This weekend went by hella quick 😢
Turn on my notifications to never miss a tweet, like this if you've turned it on! have a nice day thank you💯✔️
what fucks me up the most is when a person knows exactly what you've been through, promises to be different and ends up being the same
Smooth service from @stephentbiz
highly recommended A+ 👏🏻
No one cares unless you're pretty or dying
Only regret from this year was wasting my time on people who didn't deserve it 👋
Constantly tell ya girl she's beautiful and make sure she get the dick 24/7. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Typing “lol” is a habit, I don’t even be laughing😌
*removes cute emojis from your name in my contacts cause I don’t fuck with you anymore*
i don't think people understand how stressful it is to explain what's going on in your head when you don't even understand yourself
Dear Santa can you please bring me @Bea_dux
for Christmas. Thnx 🎁🎅🏻
follows you 🌚😍
When you start to kiss her neck
One loyal girlfriend is worth more than one hundred girls
"Fuck it, it's Christmas"
My response to everything stupid I do in December
When your mum is always complaining about your attitude but you get it from her 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
Arguing with a women is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.
iPhone auto correct trick...
Bank account goals
Why do people call other people ugly lmao we're all ugly to somebody... who cares
That moment inbetween netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life
Do you ever hear something so dumb your eyes physically roll out of your head
Sex with the right person can be so addictive