Can't say "I'm tired" without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be
How annoying is it when you try and tag your friend in a comment on Instagram but it just decides you don't know them anymore
I notice everything, I might not say anything... but believe me I notice.
I can't wait for October, November and December they're by far the best months 🎃💥🎄🎃💥🎄🎃💥🎄
Standing on your dog by mistake 😭twitter.com/f112x/status/8…
Me slapping tf outta myself for putting effort into people who don't give a fuck about me
My parents don't even close my bedroom door when I ask them to twitter.com/simply_bijal/s…
I don't get "disappointed" anymore, I'm just like aw again? ok lol 🙃
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think 'I can't be arsed with your shit today just fuck off please'
I wish i could unmeet some people, yeah we had some good times but i gotta wipe you from my memory now
It took me way too long to realise that you shouldn't stay friends with people who never ask how you're doing
I hate boring small talk, talk to me about some wild shit.
It's weird that in 10 years some of us could be married with kids, some could be millionaires and some of us could be dead.
THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE😡twitter.com/noorrrk/status…
You pay for the taxi and I'll get the drinks in twitter.com/justiinneelope…
We all know a girl with a chicken nugget obsession
If ur girl ever asks "who is she?" U better off not lying bcos she 100% already knows who she is where she lives and what colour her room is
Typing “lol” is a habit, I don’t even be laughing😌
Lowkey wanna fast forward life... lowkey wanna rewind 😪
Group FaceTime needs to be a thing
Do you ever just crave someone's presence? like you would literally be happy sitting next to them in silence
It's called FACETime...not ceilingtime or pausedtime 😒
Rest In Peace Chester Bennington, I spent a lot of my child and teen life listening to you. I hope you find peace up there ❤️ #LinkinPark
"Why are you so anti social?"
Me: I'm not, I just can't be arsed with your shit
the worst part about being there for everybody is that no one ever bothers to ask if you’re okay or not
when ur mum is always complaining about ur attitude but u get it from her 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
Ignorant people are the worst kind of people 🖕🏻😑
"Who was that tweet about?"
Looking at your bank balance after a heavy weekend twitter.com/f112x/status/8…
Not mentally or emotionally ready for this to be over 💔#LoveIsland
Being an adult is basically just getting depressed about money and having to pretend you're fine about it
when you mess up a screenshot and accidentally lock your phone twitter.com/nirvananokwe/s…
When you just wanna be part of the squad but you get rejected 😭#loveisland
My heart is breaking for Chris being left out of Kem and Marcels squad 😭😭#loveisland
If Johnny isn't voted out tonight I'll go buy a plane ticket to Majorca and suplex him into the pool #loveisland
If Camilla has sex in the hideaway I will give everyone who RT's this £100. #loveisland
Chris and Kem need to recouple with each other win the £50,000 and create their own reality TV show #LoveIsland
How boring will tv be when love island finishes it's all I look forward to on a night after a long day of doing fuck all #LoveIsIand
If you didn't perform WWE moves on your siblings when you was younger then did you even have a childhood ?
*everything is going well for once*
When you introduce two friends and they start hanging out without you🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃�twitter.com/nirvananokwe/s…
when ur already having a bad day then you get more bad news
When you stop hitting everybody up and see who really with you 🙃O
When you're running out of fun things to do this summer
Is Kem really gonna ask Amber to be his gf 😩 #LoveIsland
I quite like Theo purely for the fact he's mugging Jonny off 🌚
As soon as someone new comes in the girls start creating "problems" that weren't there before �#loveisland
You ain't gonna get no boyfriend with that attitude 👋�twitter.com/brihendrixx/st…