if your best friend doesn't hate your ex more than you do, is that really your best friend?
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Isn't it annoying how we waste so much time on certain people and in the end they prove that they weren't even worth a second of it hahahaha
I basically have two moods, either lets do something spontaneous and awesome, or let's just lay in bed all day and forget the world exists
When you're both "typing..." So you erase the message to let them speak first, but they do the same thing
Don't trust friends who don't like your Instagram pictures 👀
16 year old girls wanting a guy who buys them diamonds & louboutins...fam ur man is 17, works at KFC owns a corsa and lives with his mum.
Need to go to @Tulleys_Shock
looks sick af
When you open that text from that 1 annoying friend by accident and now you gotta reply
Why do people comment on a celebrity's insta like it's their mate like 'gorgeous chick❤️' as if Beyoncé's gonna respond 'comin from u😍'
October🎃November💥and December🎅🏻 are my favourite months
No need In how bad I fancy @misstracykiss
The most stressful text you can ever receive...
"Name a power couple more iconic and attractive than kimye"
"fuck it" is always my mood
Reasons why i don't text back.
A women's logic: Hes nice, but I'd rather date a fuck boy , try to change him, fail, get my heart broken and preach "All guys are the same"
i hate boring small talk, talk to me about some wild shit
SCAMMER >>> @upsetpast
A girls twitter is literally just hints🙄🤔
Only 90's kids will remember #iOS10
"You're so quiet" nah fam I talk. Just not to you.
When you put 2 & 2 together and get 11 cos you found out more info than you were supposed to 🤔x
I need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem.
My "walk past you like we never met" game strong af.
when you wanna retweet something but realise who tweeted it 🙄E
Real friends are such a blessing these days 🙌🏼
netflix and chi...cken nuggets
My main goal rn is to be happy.
I love those random memories that make you smile no matter what is going on in your life right now
People who hate on you for doing things they could only dream of doing annoy the fuck out of me 🖕🏻fuck off 🖕🏻
Just spent an hour watching @Jaack
YouTube vids 😂 he's fucking hilarious funny guy 👌🏼😂
i still don't understand how my name ends up in the mouths of people I've never talked to a day in my life 🤔
When you screenshot a conversation and accidentally send it back to the same person 😭g
If she doesn't text you when she's drunk... You ain't the one g 😂
X Factor is starting again tonight basically means summers is over and the countdown to Christmas begins🎅🏻😂
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For all my social media,blog,game,app links etc. 🚀💥
If you're into arcade and puzzle games then download these from the App Store! 💥⭐️
Please could everyone help @Lauraeales1998
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Girls: "where are all the decent lads?"
Probably in a happy relationship with someone else because you fucked him off for a fuckboy 🤔
It's 2016 and 3 way FaceTime calls still aren't a thing 🤔
If ur girlfriend isnt the most annoying human you've ever met in ur life then is she really ur girlfriend ??🙄🤔
Just got a few cheeky things from @casualclassics
Loving the videos @slapperlaughs23
Didn't realise it was @misstracykiss
on naked attraction 😳 think I'm in love with her 😩😍
I keep hitting 'remind me later' for the iOS update and I just realized that's kinda symbolic of how I generally handle life