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Lan
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I'd like to thank my family, cats and the illuminati for this amazing opportunity
i won a fruit bag on maccies monopoly
If you ever hear anyone say 'Sorry, I got distracted by Nicktoons' then it will be me saying it. Always.
My legs hurt when I move aaaand they hurt when I don't move. My solution? Cut them off. Bye bye legs.
someone has got to get me out of bed
I don’t understand people who are against animal testing. Like, I’m sorry, do you want Mr Fluffy to get good grades or not?
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I didn't get a job that i really really wanted and now i just want to drown myself in alcohol
"I love our NHS"- Really?? Astonishing news. I wish someone would give Cameron a personality. #BattleForNumber10
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Why will no one hire me I am fucking brilliant
I thought the TV was saying Hello to me but sadly it was an advert and it said hello to everyone watching Fox HD
Zayn left one direction, jeremy clarkson left top gear, i left my bed... when will this pain and suffering end?!
The only #cut4zayn would be a slice of cake to congrats him leaving a shit "boy band" βœ‹πŸ˜‚
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Just witnessed a girl slit her throat with a knife on tumblr in the name of Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, what the actual fuck is this
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Is it worth staying up to find out who A is, that is the question
I'm worried and I have no sodding idea why
I want to be able to buy things but i did not tet the memo that doing so involves money
I'm very stressed right now and if I get shingles again I may just have to move to a remote country and ignore responsibility
It's World Water Day! For every RT this gets, @LifeWaterUK will give 100 gallons of clean water to someone in need. #cleanwaterforall
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Get the fuxk out of my head
Controversial, but I think you should lose your job if you punch someone because you don't like ham. There, I've said it.
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Horrified customer of Cleveleys Morrisons finds banana inside pack of fresh tarantulas.
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Why did I bother coming in today ibuavent been in properly for weeks why start now
College is gonna drag today and we're only in for half a day
"Are you happy with your hair cut" "It's exactly what I wanted thank you" *cries inside*
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TIME FOR SUPER MEGA CRINGE! I went back in time and watched my old videos: youtu.be/08flcUT_QMo pls RT for cringe awareness πŸ˜³πŸš‘
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I have no idea where these pictures came from, since i'm in the corner so i can't be taking them. But damn, my cat is adorable.
Five sodding years. I've had glasses for five sodding years and never broke a pair
Can't believe I broke my glasses
i just want to hug my bed and say sorry for the fact you were ever hurt
FINALLY THANK THE LORD
though nothing will ruin my good mood based on the fact MY BED IS FIXED
mostly idiotic people
i have brainache from stupid situations and idiotic people
Fuck you, Whedon
I CANT BELIEVE THEY KILLED BENNET
Nearing the end of dollhouse, having an emotional breakdown
My life is a constant race with my cat to get to the sofa first
i think my last mothers day will be just as bad as the first, shitty day
I didn't choose the ninja life. It also did not choose me. Why the fuck am I not a ninja?
as in I literally have a chronic illness and it controls my life lol rofl lmao #loveit
life is sickness
I ring up at the same time every week for them to tell me the same thing
I think they hate me
Organization is having to ring up the appointments you have at the same time each week to see what time you need to be there