Artist on stage: MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: I paid specifically for you to make the noise
Teresa May approximately 9 hours ago
writing a essay on youth leisure and I kind of ignore how much people are pricks to millennials, but wow, people are pricks to millennials.
She's correct. @hannahwitton
Do you ever just hear a song and have to stop everything you're doing and just take it in
NEW COVER: "Waving Through a Window" w/ @doddleoddle
!" Please enjoy our tribute to @DearEvanHansen
! 🎶 youtu.be/bstxfxXN6qA
need to do work. staring at my laptop zoning out also works
Someone asked me if i knew we were understaffed today. Yes. I am aware, thankyou.
So fucking pissed off I need a car I am so sick of shitty buses
So many people have told me to visit, I might go to hell and see what all the fuss is about. twitter.com/Iemonadeleigh/…
I wonder why no one cares I'm eating salad.. and realise it's 5:39AM and probably not the right time to brag about my healthy lifestyle.
Okay but since when did Disney Channel decide the movie titles should also be passable as pornos?
please honor carrie fisher's wishes and include in her obituaries that she "drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." ❤️❤️❤️
Watership Down is a book about rabbits resisting fascism. If you've never read it, now is a great time. The animated film is also fantastic.
My life has turned into 'how many bottles of pop can I hide under the dresser before I put them in the recycling bin'
Paris Hilton having a clothing line with lidl is the absolute grand finale of 2016
Please Mr. Postman. tumblr.co/60118M4VH
We got kicked out of a @Delta
airplane because I spoke Arabic to my mom on the phone and with my friend slim... WTFFFFFFFF please spread
Trump wants to know why nobody asked about Russian hacking before the election. A) They did. B) They did. C) Donald, where are your taxes?
What's in my bag? Depression, insecurity, and so much more emotional baggage!
'admin fees' fucking Christmas bonuses straight out of my pocket more like
Why the fuck is it costing me 102 quid to sign a piece of paper
Day of 2/3 is very productive. This definitely makes up for sleeping approximately 20 hours yesterday
Though props to both @santanderuk
for being so lovely at this time of the morning.
When it's 8AM and you've already been on the phone with both BT and santander twice.. stop trying to steal my money guys! I need that!
I just edited 40 of the 55 minute waiting time for food to be told you can't fulfil my order. 😥
My life at the moment is full time uni, full time work, and the occasional nap
I cried listening to this on the way back from work this morning. So so so so good. twitter.com/doddleoddle/st…
"Why haven't we triggered #Article50
Nottingham is like, Blackpool cold. It's mad.
fuck sake u can squeeze out a baby and it'll go back to normal don't let people slut shame u ladies
Friendly reminder that lots of sex with either one person or multiple different ppl doesn't change the structure of your vagina
This week has been two missed appointments, money missing from my paycheck and missing a email that didn't send.
England: Nothing can be more embarrassing than Brexit.
America: Hold my beer.
England: No, Hold MY beer. twitter.com/bbcnews/status…
It's full Xmas in Sainsbury's, which does at least seem to help food bank donations. Here's the list of what they need. #Nottingham #NG7
They have no reason to change the system, because it worked in their favor. It's a sad truth.
The thing about voting systems is they're never going to change. Whoever gets into power is happy about getting into power.
Presented without comment.
white house staff's reaction to trump's first visit bears an uncanny resemblance to voldemort's first visit after the battle of hogwarts
Dunno why I let people treat me like shit but for some reason I do. Gotta stop that
My friend's record comes out tomorrow and let me tell you I have heard it and it is so good.
Make sure you lick the tip & look into his eyes. twitter.com/piersmorgan/st…
heartbroken and sad. imagining my little brother and sister going through this
⚡️ “Day 1 In Trump's America”
Welp, gotta set aside money for alcohol everyday for the next four years
Hate spiked after Brexit, and will likely spike tomorrow in US. Here's a guide to intervening if you witness it. maeril.tumblr.com/post/149669302…