Can you say hair goals about your own hair
I cannot cope with life today people are pissing me off and machines are posing me off and I just want to punch someone
To everyone in my life
WHY IS THE INTERNET SO SLOW I AM ONE OF TWO PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE AND THE OTHER PERSON IS ASLEEP I AM THE ONLY ONE SODDING USING IT
It's a random thing, but I miss late night messages with people at 2AM about stupid things. It's a fun thing I enjoyed and I miss it.
Soon me and Wall-e will manage to get out of bed
and I just found it so funny
and i'd written in in a brown felt-tip so when you tried to wipe it off it just went orange
and people being well aware of my address and i just did it anyway, and then in the morning people trying to get it off and it wouldn't budg
I just got a random drunken memory of when a bunch of people first stayed at my house in blackpool I wrote my address on everyones arm
Finally catching up on sherlock it has been the longest 24 hour of my fucking life
365 more days to sleep in late and eat too much pasta
Do I walk to tesco and get a vaguely healthy dinner or do I go to KFC
I've woken up at 7AM on New Year's Day, how impressive. I'm also still fucking tipsy at least if not drunk
When you are falling asleep half naked with blood in your bed from a ducked elbow and you know you're gonna wake up in the morning like wtf
whoevers alarm is going on outside my house go fucking turn it off i just woke up go away please I am tired
She's so damn adorable either way though bless her
Either Mary Berry is getting younger or she has a much better makeup artist
I love when something good happens in the midst of a bad day
We're says our last goodbyes before I leave tomorrow. It's heartbreaking.
Just found out the world doesn't revolve around me. Shocked & upset.
I decided I really liked purple today to the point that more of my outfit and accessories were purple than weren't. It was awesome
2.99 and I am a happy lady
the piano version of this is gospel is one of very few things that calms me down when i am feeling any sort of emotion
i'm not sure if i want to get back to nottingham because i want my bed or i want to stop being overwhelmed by social situations
Merry Christmas friends, I spent my christmas in pyjamas and then got a bath and changed into another pair of pyjamas and got fed yummy food. It was awesome
one hour and fifty three minutes
There are two types of people and I am both of them
Strategy wearing a bright colour so your friends can find you when you fall in a gutter and break your leg after a drink
When you have officially lost your selfie game 😭
When you're just having a normal evening and BOOM ANXIETY POPS UP. Can you not? I have to be up in the morning no time to contemplate death
I'm pretty sure even the daily fail hire her because they know her shit is ridiculous and it'll get more readers purely from bad reactions.
If you think Katie Hopkins is respected by pretty much anyone in this sodding place you're delusional.
RESPECTED COLUMNIST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Two sausage rolls, too many cookies, casserole, and more than six cups of coffee. The health of a uni student
I don't know whether to go into uni tomorrow or to just try again next year
the question is whether to turn up to my exam when i know nothing and make the tutors mark a load of bull or just say fuck it
Praying for Syria, more than ever. #SyriaVote
Who would you rather have running the country? RT for this piece of ham, like for david cameron...
I'm gonna try and get up early and do sodding yoga before uni... i'm not expecting much.
Tired 5eva and selfie game is apparently forever lost
I wish i had the money for chinese right now
Made it through black friday without ending up in hospital yesterday - turns out not leaving the house makes it much easier.
And I've been up since 8 yesterday morning. time to crash.
Awesome night, I love other peoples birthdays
So I had seven alarms this morning. My flatmate apparently knocked on my door and shouted for me to get up. I got up an hour ago.