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Matthew McCluster
"I don't like drama, I simply can't stand it!" She said as she turned on the daily soap opera.
May I be in heaven for a full half hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
What is the face of a coward? The back of his head as he runs from the battle...
I hate people who are cheap with their kids.
What good fortune for the governments that the people don't think. -Adolf Hitler
Americans are either very stupid or very bored. The potential color of a dress is making headlines....
I don't trust a female who can't keep her cell number on for more than a year.
I stay up so late my nights are starting to feel like days without sunshine
Auditions are being held to be your best self. Apply within. -Anon
how would I describe Cassidy's performance in that battle vs. Diz? In a word, DISASTER HAHA!
If Jesus could walk on water could he swim on land?
#worstdateever We were at a movie and she fell asleep. When the movie was over I left her sleeping in the theatre
Beef jerky = meat raisin
When the zombies on the walking dead are better actors than the main characters..
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you actually left them.
we hurt people that love us we love people that hurt us
I wish there existed a business that delivered doughnuts and other delicious pastries.
Dear auto correct, at no point have I ever meant "ducking"
The drunk me be like "hehehe let's mess up the sober me's life and see if he can pick up the pieces!!" Evil bastard..
Matthew began his day with 12 fucks. He ended his day with a dozen fucks. How many fucks did he give?
I swear I under react to situations. I find myself faking anger like 󾌽 when really I feel like, 󾌾 meh. I ain't even tripping.
I don't care what race you are, how light you are or how dark you are. If I want you, I want you.
We will remember this game as the only Super Bowl that turned the NFL into UFC for 30 seconds
I'm waiting for Richard Sherman to throw a fit of rage and cuss someone out on camera
Sorry Katy Perry, Beyoncé had the best halftime show of all time.
Patriots are in the lead ☺️
We've been in the cypher for 5 hours straight and counting!!
"You better find a map before I locate yo b$!&" 󾌴󾌺󾌴󾌺󾌴󾌺
I like her as a friend but I'm also attracted to her. Those are the best situations.
Add a brotha on snapchat
I'm tired of light skins posting pics of themselves crying.. Just stop you look weak asf
Don't be eye candy, be soul food.
I hate when people act shady... If you have a problem with me voice it.
Always maintain patience! Life isn't as short as people make it out to be.
I don't have an attitude, people just can't handle the fact that they cannot control me. I do what I want; not what I'm told...
Everyone wants to hear the truth, until the truth isn't something they want to hear...
Sick of walking around on eggshells, I'm about to get them chickens cracking...
Ever look back on conversations you've had during the day and think "I'm so weird"
Is it me or are "large" pizzas getting smaller every year...
Seahawks vs Patriots? With this year's roster, that's a no brainer.
Girls who start as tom-girls and end up looking feminine are the hottest...
When you hover over the send button, decide to send it, and immediately regret it.
I like my coffee black enough to get stopped and frisked.
I'm surprised PETA hasn't come down on Fox News for beating dead horses.
Dunkin Donuts Coffee. Because the horrible taste alone will wake you up on the morning.
Life needs a reset button
I need an Asian girlfriend so she can make me sushi and do my taxes.