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Students who take online classes perform better than those who GO to class! Check THIS out: bit.ly/K5zheSP
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Bananas can reduce the swelling and irritation of mosquito bites and help with nicotine withdrawal.
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Calamity Jane is a Success! Right to the Bestseller Rankings! fb.me/Hpn2flcT
Calamity Jane is a Success! Right to the Bestseller Rankings! ladyaudrygrant.weebly.com/1/post/2013/04… via @weebly
Every second, $3,075 is spent on internet pornography.
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Friendships are hard to maintain. 75% of people are no longer close to someone they once claimed as a best friend.
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Graphics card literally bit the dust today... Pro tip: vacuum out your computer once a year, had a hair ball the size of a ferret in mine!
Who painted the Mona Lisa? And why does she look so pained, yet so hopeful?amazon.com/dp/B00CCQCS96
Calamity Jane: A Masquerade of Masculinity...new project in the works! ladyaudrygrant.weebly.com/1/post/2013/04…
Does history excite you? I might have a little treat for you amazon.com/dp/B00CCKP6CI
Bestselling Author! 'Perspectives of the Mountain Men' hit Bestseller Status fb.me/1GqzlruT2
It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy
Do you recognize these individuals? Contact 1-800-CALL-FBI (1-800-225-5324), prompt #3 fbi.gov/news/updates-o…
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If you can't afford to leave a decent tip, you can't afford to leave the house. Stay home!
Blog: Container Universes and Create A World Clinic #wabwm wp.me/p36fyl-2kc
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Aliens in the Mist Audible Complete! fb.me/16YeBQLvs
I don't like watching the news because I hate seeing evidence of human beings acting in awful and disturbing ways. It's sick.
The average school textbook costs $175 - Enough to buy a full month of groceries.
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So this neighbor cat keeps coming inside, eats all my cat's food, and just tried to steal a cat toy when I shooed it away. Arrogant bastard!
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Slammin' Salmon! Isn't that a great movie?
Men are actually more emotionally affected by relationship troubles than women -- They just do a better job of hiding it.
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"All the good guys are either gay or uncircumcised" Name that movie!
Authors and readers: we need YOU to make this thing great! Help us help you by spreading the word about Select Reads. #amwriting #books
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There are more stars in the Universe than all the grains of sand on Earth.
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I have a creeper cat who believes it is his sacred duty to watch me shower and then guard the tub
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If I ever got a magic power, I'm certain it would be a random manifestation of spiders from images that scare me
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Oh snap, we've arrived at an important destination in #GatesToInfinity Part 23! Check it out! youtu.be/lo4qJt0GAp4?a
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It used to be legal to send kids in the mail.
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Exciting news!! The Project Utopia audible is almost complete! Have you gotten your kindle edition yet? ;) amazon.com/dp/B00BAAP80G
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THIS is how men most commonly injure their penises! Be careful: bit.ly/RGi69FSp
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One study suggests putting pictures of cute puppies and kittens in your workspace enhances productivity and makes your more cautious.
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I'd totally play these!! Super realistic games are cool, but there's a reason older games are classics pxlbyte.com/art/modern-gam…
What the Hell is Writing Anyway? fb.me/JEmMroNJ
So the tears just stay on your face like porn. HA HA “@SciencePorn: You cannot cry in space. Tears won't fall down without gravity.”
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Clones, sex, and an evil dictator? Dystopian nightmare! Just finished @PamMosbrucker's Project Utopia amazon.com/dp/B00BAAP80G
If you could throw fireballs, but had to become a cannibal, would you?
Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass.
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A wedding traditionally goes on the left ring finger. It was said that it's the only finger with a vein that connects directly to the heart.
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"I have a theory that the truth is never told in the 9 - 5 hours" -Hunter S. Thompson
Finally taking a week off work to spend time on my own projects...as a writer it's easy to get trapped with too many ideas and no time
Did you pick up your copy of Lesbians, Crutches & Suicides: A Soldier's Story? Sale ends tonight! amazon.com/dp/B00BUAM2EG
Lesbians, Crutches & Suicides: A Soldier's Story being recorded for Audible!! It's also on sale for just $1.99 amazon.com/dp/B00BUAM2EG
My cat just threw up the complete body of a preying mantis, looked me in the eye, then walked away. He must think I'm a baby bird...
Alright game on for Pokemon!!! COME JOIN US WHILE YOU EAT TOO MUCH CANDY! twitch.tv/lucahjins
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Statistically speaking, more people are injured while having sex on couches than anywhere else.
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Thick tears of shame coursed over the sand and Raven hair crumpled and burned, Jerking in the dusty breeze.... fb.me/1ZD4HvF7E
Need a naughty little treat before this weekend? My Darling Nightmare is just $.99 amazon.com/dp/B00BLFRB2I