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Lisa Alves

When you want to write but you have no time...
America's Next Top Model cycle 1 has so much more body shaming than I remembered. I love when these girls stand up for themselves.
"You actually get a break?" Yes because at Starbucks we are treated with dignity and respect...
I liked a @YouTube video from @ThisIsBoomer Trev Rich - Vapors (Prod by Sharke)
Wondering how, or if, #GreaseLive is going to handle the blatant misogyny of the show's climax?
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Fascinating how Eminem can be politically incorrect and everyone holds a grudge but when it's Kanye West y'all are like "he's a genius tho"
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My dog makes it very difficult to leave my bed. She knows me so well. #dogdays #idontwanttogo
#BellLetsTalk let's talk so we can cry and laugh together instead of alone. #MentalHealthMatters
#BellLetsTalk abt the 380 people you recently laid off who no longer have drug plans or health benefits while you rake in profits.
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In movies, when the super villain tells his origin story I honestly get worried because I relate so hard.
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The one time you should hear "we need to talk" and not be scared #BellLetsTalk
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I’m addicted to wasting my time
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I saw a rainbow. It's a sign that happiness and friendship are just around the corner. I waited all day. Rainbows lie.
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When you walk into a gym and the music is pumping like you're at the club and you're just like #ShutItDown
I don't know which I can't take seriously the most: the hair, the score it the excessive cry #TwinPeaks
So I'm watching Twin Peaks. And I don't know if I should take any of it seriously...
*invites people to my wedding via mass text*
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When your barista is a (smart) boy
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I only use personal days for happy occasions - Zoey Barkow, Nurse Jackie
You know when your soul feels grey and clogged and sticky and you need to watch Forrest Gump to clear the sinuses of your soul? Yeah
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can someone explain to me why celine dion's husband's funeral is being broadcast live in its entirety on @CP24?
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The Canadian dollar needs to climb the fuck up because the exchange rate on my online purchases from the U.S. are straight BANKRUPTING ME
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I don't want to go to sleep early I just want to watch Nurse Jackie until I pass out. #Binge #NurseJackie
If you walk into a store at closing time and say you want to look for "only a second" and you don't mean that literally, I hate you.
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Every Canadian literature anthology: "And here is yet another writer who wasn't born in Canada but they spent a lot of time here... so yeah"
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"Here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand..." #30Rock #NationalPopcornDay
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Is it possible to have your underwear be too tight, but your pants too loose when last week everything seemed fine? #AskingForAFriend
Are you looking for a job? Check this swanky place out! #TO #JobSeekers #ArtsAdmin…
So last night was exhilarating, and by the end of it I felt like this woman on her motorcycle riding in the snow
So it worked, but only because a kid gave me a hug and said I am their favourite teacher. #itwontlast #cute
4 hours of sleep for 3 hours of teaching children. #how #willitwork
*gets out of bed* no *gets back in bed*
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sleep deprived and sad is just a part of my personality
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I still think about Jennifer Grey's nose job a lot.
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If DJ Khaled can update his story while lost at sea on a jet ski at night I think you can text back
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my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything
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*acts like he doesn't know how to calculate 18 percent for a tip even though he basically is a calculator*
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Movie characters are people too, sometimes they don't make the best choices #movieswithmargaret
"Why didn't she just get with Kathy Bates' son, John?" #movieswithmargaret #somanychoices
"Why didn't she just abort the first kid?" #movieswithmargaret #somanychoices
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