My weight is not up for discussion
listening to @abbijacobson
only 4 days until lana saves my life with the lust for life album @LanaDelRey
My mind is telling me nooooo but my body my body is telling me: hey, you could use some rest
THINGS THAT ARE NOT A CASHIER'S FAULT: STORE POLICIES STORE PRICES UR CREDIT CARD DECLINING UR EXPIRED COUPON UR SHIT ASS MOOD
Reasons to get out of bed: coffee
I feel like i havent done anything i wanted this summer
When you say "Hi, how are you?" to a Pisces
me: *spends hours with my favorite person*
me as soon as they leave:
Bad quality, good company
I woke up to a cat purring in my face and my gf on the other side of me so like you could say my day is made
sometimes i'm like "wow i love people and humanity!" and other times i'm like.. "wtf are you doing you idiot????"
queen of being last minute
21. Y'all . Think. Everything. Women . Do. With. Their. Appearance. Is. To. Impress . You
-When will y'all underhand that a man is only gay if he is attracted to men??
6. Y'all think everything is gay , from being emotional to having good basic hygiene to even making eye contact with other men-
Get you a girl who feeds you, even from afar lol
"Hi have you eaten food?"
"Okay I'm ordering you food!"
"You cannot heal in the same environment where you got sick."
What's crazy to think about is that our kids will probably be able to look up our instagrams and be like dang.... mami was a baddddddie
Ugh why am i so awkward when im a comm major......???? Help
Why isn't there a stop sign emoji?
I left my house to pick up my brother and stopped an OITNB epsiode for this but where he @?????
I'm friends with the vallay dude (Emmanuel) at Children's and he gave me a high five today bcuz he saw me w. all this camera equipment lol
Ppl have been cutting me off and passing me on these streeeets all damn day and i just wanna know why everyone is rushing
even tho i had to go thru it, i love what everything i've been thru has made of me, & who i'm becoming..
I wanna play crash bandicoot
DJ Curlz on a boat
Today I celebrate 10 years of sobriety. 🖤x
today was actually pretty sweet though. i met a mini celeb and recorded his music like a friggin journalist so it was a very cool experience
im trying to have the best day ever tomorrow because i need it
I keep thinking that I need sleep but its something more
always look for inspiration but don't try to recreate a feeling
Love is splitting a Grand Slam at Denny's
got a pocket full of sunshine and it's all MINE!!!
Mysterious flying bug was spotted in my house. Cant find it now but if you dont hear from me tomorrow...it killed me
Him: babe u want anything to eat?
Me: nah I'm good
Him: *gets food*
Whenever I google stuff its like, "what a man should do for his woman." How bout "what a woman should do for her woman!" ????!?!?!?
I've gotten to a point where I just say whatever and like that is a good point to be at, my people.
Feeeling much better today
I'm a grown ass woman tho sooo
Pour up: DRANK
Sit down: DRANK
Stand up: DRANK
Pass out: DRANK
Wake up: DRANK
Faded: DRANK twitter.com/AB84/status/73…
The day I get an apartment and car and away, is the day I will be completely unbothered.